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Oh no! Anon, you've been stranded on an island with no help in sight. You currently possess a pair of bomb ass shades, a fleshlight and 2 shekels. Dubs or 6 decides what you do from here.
switch my swim goggles with the suns blind guy shades put fleshlight in butt put sheckles in butt drown
drown in the water after masturbating
>>27657974
hang yourself from the tree
Cum on all my items.
>>27658077
Well
Game over
>>27657974
Come back to life and jack off more after you swim back to shore
>>27658077
After a quick fap, you bust a nut into your inventory. Next, you go for a quick swim to find out you can't swim! Your body is floating around in the water, but dubs or a 3 can still save you!
>>27658349
Come upon a magical dolphin that fucks your ass and brings you back to shore
>>27658349
The hand of God reaches in the water and places you back on land
>>27658349
You drown but are saved by a merman
>Fashion some twine from Palm tree
>tie slip loop and bury in the sand
>put shekels in loop
>wait and masturbate with fleshlight while I look badass in my shades
>April 16th comes
>Bernie Sanders knows that I haven't paid my 97% tax on my two shekels
>he boats in alone
>he goes to pick up shekels
ItsATrap.jew
>ride Sanders all the way back to America
>kill self
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>>27658463
Turns out you were saved by God, who just so happens to be a merman! But, the mergod knows no mercy and places you back on the island. Looks like we'll need a 5 or some dubs to decide what's next.
>>27658626
Punch down the tree and make a crafting table
>>27658626
Teleport off island and back home
>>27658626
Chad lands on island and takes over
>>27658665
Well, you broke your fists punching down the tree, but you have your crafting table. Don't forget, God is watching your works.
>>27658812
Make a wooden sword and kill god and take his meat
>>27658812
Fuck, I forgot to mention, either 7 or dubs to advance.
>>27658812
Watch anime on my pc with high quality headphones in my mom's basement
die because of cancer
>>27658812
Build a pc from sand and shitpost on /r/4chan
>>27658812
God slants his eyes and gives me a sexy look.
He pulls out his cock and descends upon me.
He tells me if I suck him just right he'll give me a ride off the island.
Tell him I don't suck. I truck. Hard.
Give him the best blowjob of his life.
Get showered in thick cum.
He gives me a ride back on his cloud while I'm covered in cum.
>>27658960
Swell suggestions my fair sirs. I agree shame it didn't get picked
>>27658955
The power of dubs overtakes you, and you begin to feel lumps covering you. Everything goes dark as the cancer kills you. Some dubs or an 8 could solve this i guess.
>>27659102
God mer-fucks your face hole and brings you back to life with his seed
>>27659102
God buries you and cries over your grave. He then roars with anger and shoves his cock down the grave and lets loose lightning from his cock
>>27659102
Mergod spreads your asshole opens and blows some air into it, giving you new life
>>27659102
build a ship and sail the seas
>>27659239
>>27659356
lmao
mergod gives back life
put on shades
>>27659102
hahaha i killed your thread, well the angels come and bring you back to life only if you suck one of the angles off
Roll for them lumps to turn into female clones of mysef
>>27659611
In your final dying moments, you manage to "roll them lumps" into a female clone. We'll need a 0 or dubs to see what happens next on Dragon Ball Z
>>27659703
a nigger rides on a makeshift raft to the island and rapes the female clone
>>27659703
put on shades
>>27659703
Now mergod gets sexy with you and sprays you with jizz
>>27659703
eat the semen you saved
>>27659703
You build a ship and sail the seas.
>>27659703
Your corpse becomes a zombie and tag teams the girl with mergod
>>27659703
put the cancer-ridden corpse and the fleshlight into crafting table and make another woman clone.
if that doesn't work put the semen in my mouth and spit it on mergod and see what happens.
>>27659703
Merman God reincarnates you into a shemale on the island
>>27659703
eat crafting table become minecraft
>>27659703
Chad comes and pounds you pussy but doesn't rescue you from the island
>>27659880
>Well, at least your suggestion didn't involve getting banged
After consuming the crafting table, you feel a power surging through you, and you become a minecraft. Prime numbers decide now.
>>27660033
Turn on creative mode and fly away into the sunset with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiiMAq13-ZI
>>27660033
You grow a fat cock and become a trap
>>27660082
ANYTHING AFTER THIS IS NOT CANON HOLY FUCK HAHAHA
>>27660082
This but you also literally fly into the sun and burn up
>>27660033
Build a house out of the cum you got from earlier.
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>>27660147
epic meme'd you funnymen!!! :D
>>27660087
/r/4chan screencaped
>>27660126
/r/4chan screencaped
>>27660147
/r/4chan screencaped
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>>27660251
le ebin samefigging :^)
le ebin trap faget bumhurted
>>27660310
/r/4chan screencaped
>>27660310
i lost hahahaha upvoted!
>>27660310
HERE's another FUNNY picture!!
>>27660123
Thanks to your roll of primaries, this is how our story ends. Minecraft'd femanon clone flies into the sunset in creative mode, unable to be harmed. What horrors she will unleash onto the world, nobody knows. The original anon died alone of cancer on the island, most likely from this thread. Mergod still roams the skies, looking for more to rescue from the cruel sea, possibly waiting to gangbang someone if the roll is right. Good job /r9k/
>>27660439
Damn, it's over
>>27658077 (dubs nice)
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>>27658444 (trips nice)
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>>27658955 (dubs nice)
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>>27660439 (thank you for this thread anon)
>>27660460
*subscribes*
do you have ANY idea how hard I lol'd
>>27660439
>that ending
>that soundtrack
amazing
>>27660532
u 4got these >>27660400 dubs friendo :^) have a nice day!!
