>wake up
>see exactly this
>she says "oh man you were so great last night..."
what do you do?
>>27656967
last night i was a crazed lonely virgin.
>>27656967
I Will talk to her in hebrew because it's bar refaeli and I am Israeli.
also she is overrated and old for a model
Get away from me kike, you'll never fool me
YEAH BOI WE WUZ KANGS N SHIIEEET BOI
>>27657002
>she is overrated and old for a mode
how does it feel like to be a gay person?
>>27656967
Turn around and cocoon myself with the covers
>>27657095
how does it feel to be stupid?
you do realize there are tons of more young and attractive girls than her?
>>27657328
>tons of more young and attractive girls than her
how does it feel to be retarded? the fact that there are more attractive girls doesn't deny her beauty
>>27657383
how does it feel to be even more retarded?
you asked me how it's feel to be gay and I proved you that I am not.
also she is nothing special. she is avrage pretty girl, not unique.
>>27657455
>she is avrage pretty girl, not unique.
you on the right
"now you dont have to tell me what happend last night, but you do have to eat these"
*hands her a boal of eggs*
>>27656967
tie her up and lock her in the basement again while holding a gun to her forehead and saying "you did a good job slut we do the exact same thing tonight just don't forget what you're supposed to say" then walk away as she cries
>>27657516
you in this pic
>>27657590
has this ever been funny? I fail to believe I am the only one who never considered this pasta entertaining
>>27657627
so clever and witty :)
>>27657727
I had to get to your level :)
>>27656967
>yeah, I know
and proceed to ask her for a lighter.
finally someone with good taste in qts. i thought i was the last person here with good taste.
>>27656967
>y-you tooi mean, let's be honest here.
>>27656967
I lied about how much money I had to pay you
Take off VR headset
>>27657914
You have awful taste. She isn't even cute.
them oeufs benoit aint gonna poach theyselves, beeyotch
>>27656967
You too, dude
Original post here famalamalam
>>27656967
actually wake up this time
>>27660027
One day I will fall asleep with a VR headset on, and those first few seconds of waking up will the the most beautiful moments of my life.
>>27656967
She looks like my mom.
This got awkward.
Wake up again.
>see exactly this
>she says "oh man you were so great last night..."
>'y-you too'
>cry as she runs away
>that is great to hear but where am I and what happened?
she looks like my gf desu
>>27656967
Mmmm
Let's go again
>Why are you dressed?
>Cmon get out of that stuff and lets do it again
>>27656967
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD BED YOU FRECKLED DYED HAIRED FUCK
\
REEEEEEEEEE
>>27656967
Say "LIAR. YOU'RE WITH CHAD AREN'T YOU".
Then proceed to dump that roastie who was only with me for my money, then proceed to commit sudoku
I get out a notepad and force her to describe in detail the good things I did. I then attempt to reproduce my results experimentally.
>>27656967
Flat out admit I have no recollection of last night, (which is odd as I usually avoid anything alcoholic due to the taste) and I have work in a bit, but if she's up for it I wouldn't mind getting into contact with her afterwards
"sound the horn of hamhamerhang"
then proceed to do farting noises on her stomach.
>>27661652
>commit sudoku
>sudoku
Me, I'd probably start crying, but I'm not capable of wooing a girl and getting her to sleep with me, so this clearly isn't me that we're talking about.
>>27662481
>2016
>not knowing the sudoku meme
Just how new are you?
>>27662481
>doesnt know about the sudoku meme
is it summer already?
>>27662481
I can't decide if you're trolling or if you're really this new.
>>27662481
you are the reason 4chan is going to shit
>>27656967
wake up like every other fucking dream I have now about a woman
>>27663653
>>27664421
>>27664443
>>27664454
>getting baited this hard
Looks to me like you guys are the newfags here
