>tfw working on resume
>>27656946
>tfw working on resume and looking at a lifetime of retail, food service and desk jobs
>>27657063
Superjail has been canceled for years now ;_;
>actually got a call back
>tfw rediscovering old resume draft from 4 years ago
FUCKING KILL ME
>It says here you've been in community college for 5 years. You want to explain that?
>working on a resume
what do you live in some tumbleweed town nigger
>>27657296
I transferred from CC to a real university after 2 years. I'm in my 3rd year at this university, and should graduate next year. I just omit the 2 years of CC on resumes, and hope no one asks about it
>>27657224
congrats m8o
>>27657296
"Life got the in the way and I had to take a two year break. But I've reenrolled and I'm hope to graduate by the end of the year."
>>27657296
That's when you've got to show them your confident side by giving then a long, cold stare and reply with a deadpan "No. I don't".
>>27657662
>spent a few years in prison but they'll never find the other bodies so we'll be sweet for a while.
>tfw I have an assault on my record from 2011 and I can't apply to any place that asks about your criminal record up front
somebody please kill me and end this
What job are you guys sprucing up those resumes for?
>tfw they ask for your picture on the resume
>>27658125
Any sort of desk jockey'ing that pays $10+ an hour. I have 10 years of customer service experience, military service and a TS/SCI security clearance, and I feel like I'm still bottom of the barrel because all of my other work experience is in retail and food service.
>tfw waiting to hear the results of my hair follicle drug test from possible employer. At first said results would come Monday, now they say Wednesday
>tfw you bleached your hair twice and redyed it brown and washed it with anything that would burn
>tfw you have 50$ in the bank
>>27658125
>"20-40 hours per week"
>aka we'll only give you half the hours you need but keep your entire week clear
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED
Good luck on the search man.
And congrats for taking this first step.
>unemployed since November
>submitted hundreds of applications
>had like 20 interviews
>not a single job offer
>updated resume
>applied for a job way above my tax bracket, experience level, and qualifications
>lied like a madman on the application
>got a call to schedule an interview the very next day
>interview tomorrow at 10 am with 3 members of senior management simultaneously
This is it. This is what all my years of mastering my ability to bs have led me to. My body and mind are ready.
>tfw if I get it, It'll be a 50% pay increase
>>27658495
What's the job?comentario original
>hired after first interview
>job is hard, pays like shit, requires you to work long hours (shifts start at 6:30am), dirty and entrusts you with huge amounts of responsibility
>the last 3 people doing this job before me went insane and quit
>$16 in bank account
welp
>>27658522
The exact title is "Senior AML/SAR Analyst"
I don't know what half those words are
If I don't get this minimum wage office job then it's a McJob for me I guess
>>27657296
Poverty and lack of direction.
You better have done extra things beside school.
>working for my dad at least until the summer ends
>unlimited hours but I am going to school
>he pays for lunch, gas, and snacks
too bad I have to pay for shit
