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How do I commiit suicide by accident but make it loook like murder?
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How do I commiit suicide by accident but make it loook like murder?
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>>27656051
Why not make it actual murder? Just run into some ghetto and shout nigger multiple times.
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>>27656051
Not sure why I'm even thinking about this, but a car or a motorcycle should do the trick. Don't forget that it's an absolute one-way ticket.
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I was thinking if that too. Then plant a bunch of weird documents i could buy on eBay around pointing to a local conspiracy that's made up. Like the mayor is a rapist and the police cover up his murders and rapes then stand on my balcony and shoot myself with a zip gun attacked to a bunch of ballons at night so no one sees it.


I thought that would be funny and less shameful to my family then if I just hung myself kek
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>>27656206
>attacked
Attached*
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>>27656206
what the fuck is a zip gun man
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>>27656064
Murder is premeditated. What you're describing is manslaughter.
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>>27656206
lel just type up the documents yourself and put them in a manila envelope. Don't forget to write to someone before hand: "I'm getting close to the truth, and once it gets out the entire city elite will be exposed!"
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>>27656300
Retard there is 1st and 2nd degree murders. Manslaughter is if you didn't intend to kill.
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>>27656253
Google

>>27656334
I wanted official seals to put on things like from government officials and the CIA. Kek good idea, I'll tell anyone that will listen I stumbled on something big about 3 days before
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>>27656365
>2) a killing caused by dangerous conduct and the offender's obvious lack of concern for human life.
I stand corrected. The terminology isn't transferable to the States.

You're actually diminishing the derogatory effect of the word
>retard
by using it like that.
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