Rate my first porn vid. Tips/comments are appreciated
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57035bdc9cc84
Are the fat woman? You could have cupped the balls more I guess
>>27655876
I'm the man. We may do another video. We could def do better than this.
>>27655759
Why do you keep posting this and who is she?
>>27655925
I want feedback and she's a friend.
Stop posting that shit please.She's disgusting :^)
>>27655759
Kill yourself m8.
Obiously original
disgusting famalam
>>27655759
nice cock anon no homo
>>27655759
>has big dick
>fucks fat girls
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NOW EVEN FAT GIRLS WILL LAUGH AT MY 6X5
Can you explain the upload process? I wanna make amateur shit too.
>>27658481
Bro I don't even consider my dick size. Girls tell me it's big but I don't believe them 100%. I don't think of my size that much
>>27658541
Pornhub is a lot faster. I tried other sites and they take days for processing. PH took a few hours before the video went public. Pretty easy.
>>27658637
how do you get fat girls? online dating? im not good enough for a qt so i wantto just get a fat lazy fuckpig gf
Pretty hot, I hope you upload more
>>27658661
I met this girl from a mutual friendship. We're not really close she was giving me head in a parking lot last night and I asked if she ever thought about making a video and she got excited and told me that it's fine and to start recording. First time ever recording a porn video but I've had the opportunity before but my phone didn't have enough memory.
Funny enough I haven't even watched porn or hacked off since February last year. No interest in porn.
>>27658725
She said we could but I want the next video to be hotter so I'm thinking of doing a public video or at her house. We could definitely do better she's an ultimate freak and really submissive
>>27658822
Well keep us update and show her ass and asshole in the next one
>tfw no hambeast to use as sex slave
>>27658822
>not really close
>getting his dick sucked
alright, fuck off chadlet
how old are you, OP? she busted and looks old as fuck.
>letting a literal hamplanet put your dick in their mouth
pretty shit excuse for head desu
she needs to learn to use her mouth better and more and her hand less
that's mostly just a spitty handjob
>>27655759
next time make her bite/hit the shaft pls
also how do I make my dick as big as yours? what's your height?
Im happy for you OP, I bet it felt great. I only wish she listened to you when you said to pull her tits out.
>>27659232
I like hands. A black girl got me hooked on it. If a girl knows how to use her hands she can make it feel a lot better. I like the tip to be squeezed and stroked. I also told her to spit on it like crazy. That's just how I like it
>>27659287
I will. Anymore suggestions? I might go see her tonight
I'm 5"7
>>27659437
only other suggestion is keep it pov
>>27659392
I didn't tell her to pull her tits out. I wasn't about to get cum all over my car. Maybe when we record at her place or something
To be perfectly honest with you, family, she's kind of fat and not that attractive. But hey, at least you're getting your dick sucked. I'm happy for you OP.
Not much you can do to improve the video anyway since your cock is already nice enough. I guess try and get a better fellatio parter?
>>27659471
Just rewatched, i thought you said tits. Why the fuck were complimenting her lips you sperg?
>>27659566
I have another girl who'd do a video but she's fat too although a little younger. Cute. She lets me cum inside her too but she's away on vacation right now
>>27659437
>I like hands.
I'm not saying no hands, but the majority of that vid was just a handjob with her mouth gaping open.
>mfw this passes for "excellent head"
why have I been trying so hard all my life?
>>27659601
Compliments are important bro.
It's funny yet sincere to compliment a girls lips during a bj. Call it corny but I do it nearly every time because it's nice. Any ideas on setting we could record at? Don't wanna do dark car again really
>>27659640
Because hands used the right way is better than a bj. They also go hand in hand
why does she spit on it all the time, her salvia is fucking soaking his pubes
>>27659681
That was my advice. I love it sloppy wet. It's even better when I'm not sitting in saliva in my car
>>27655759
i abhor bestiality
>has perfect cock
>gets head by a 1/10
get involved in a fatal car crash ASAP
Her makeup is horrible. Does she draw on her eyebrows? They are so goddamn skinny it makes her face look huge. Why are most fat chicks so bad with makeup??
OP im looking to start a 4chan porn company in the southeast area of Houston if youre near that area. You'd get good pay for referencing memes on camera with some 7/10-10/10 girls if youre interested.
OP you said you were 5'7, how tall is she? and how old are you two?
OP besides this hilarious comment its actually okay
Try cumming on her face
>>27658637
How big is it tho?No homo.
>>27655759
I'd be scared shitless that bitch will get hungry and chow down on my cock midway through.
Fucking scary/10
>>27655759
i'm gonna barf
she is the most disgusting creature i've ever seen
>>27660015
That would actually feel amazing. When she deep throated in the video that was heaven. When you can feel her throat clenching your dick that's when you hit climax. Not many girls can do that
>>27660237
You do know I'm referring to her eating your dick with her teeth? As in bite it off, chew it up and swallow chewed up pieces.
Where should I record next? Somewhere public and at night.
>>27660390
I know what you meant faggot.
>>27658637
>has a big dick
>doesn't think about it
This is exactly how Chad is stupid you don't belong here
>>27655759
JUST
Why?
Originaltext
>>27655759
One, why are you making porn and two why the fuck did you pull your pants to your knees? that's so gay
>>27658822
>ultimate freak
3sum pls
>>27662048
Mostly because I didn't want spot on the exterior of my pants
Shit man I know a fat girl that frequently blows me. Maybe Ill start recording too.
So im just gonna ask the question were all wondering here
How big is your dick?
Dont say you dont know cause we all know that bullshit
>>27662865
oh yeah no homo
>>27662865
legitimately never measured it. i don't acknowledge it as long as it works. i don't compensate with anything though
you have a nice dick and probably aren't ugly or fat. why are you settling for a hideous hambeast OP?
>>27663100
k well go measure it and then tell us. obvious.
>>27663100
holy fuck what a load of shit, just measure your dick then, is it thathard
>>27663129
I have a hard time opening up with people. I work 6 days a week and even volunteer on my off day sometimes. All I really do is work, meet up with friends like this, and browse the internet. I am miserable when I'm by myself. I push all my problems aside by distracting myself with work. I'm always tired and sore.
As for the final question, I don't consider her ugly. She may be big but still attractive IMO. I'm not interested in dating at all. I'm a really independent person.
>>27663176
I don't have a ruler and why is my dick size relevant?
>>27663303
dude she is very ugly. please for me start using tinder.
>>27663303
we want to know how big your dick is, its relevance is irrelevant. If you have no ruler, take a timestamped pic of your dick next to 1$ bill or something which is about 6.14"
>>27663303
So.. I guess you got her that cheeseburger. I guess she earned it.
>>27663359
oh yeah no homo
and your porno sucks because the girl is fat and ugly as fuck, im not watching it to look at your dick what you think im gay
>>27655759
everything about this woman is fucking gross
>>27663381
she really is. I've seen scat porn and I didn't gag like I did when I watched this video.
>>27663100
yes we get it your dick works no one fucking cares, just tell us how big it is shit
>has pornstar tier dick
>fucks a literal toad woman
What the fuck? Does he have a fetish for knowing that he is enormously out of girls' leagues or something?
What the hell? Why?
>>27655759
Ill say this:
Im 100% straight and the dick was still the best part of this video
>>27663455
are you guys restarted? it's obviously a 8-9" dick
>>27663473
no way
id guess its 7-7.5
>>27663483
I doubt it is anything below 8 inches. I have a 7.75" and mine looks dwarfed compared to that. Though he is 5'7 so it may just look bigger in comparison to his body.
>>27663359
>>27663378
>>27663455
>>27663464
>>27663470
>>27663473
>>27663483
>>27663515
Does it really look that big? I always thought I was below average desu. Plenty of girls told me I had the biggest dick they've ever seen + the biggest dick for a white man. Seriously never considered it large, but around average. What is the average man packing that my shit looks as large as people in this thread say?
I doubt my dick is as large as everybody is saying, probably 6". But when I'm more excited, it's more erect. When I get hard, I'll see if it's bigger than my TV remote and maybe take a pic.
>>27663573
>but around average.
That's in comparison to porn videos. Never seen another man's dick irl.
>>27663473
nah i've been booted and running since day 1
>>27663573
>I always thought I was below average
>Plenty of girls told me I had the biggest dick they've ever seen + the biggest dick for a white man
Fucking Chad, just like Stacy fishing for compliments. Knowing you're 5'7", your dick just looks big in comparison. It looks maybe 6.5".
>>27663573
>having sex with girls who have had sex with black men
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>>27663470
you're either measuring your dick wrong or you have sense of perspective, if his dick 8 or 9 inches it would be significantly longer than that woman's face
>>27663670
6.5" is probably right maybe 7" if ive gone a week without ejaculation. whats the average size
>>27663691
dude you have no idea the range of girls i fuck with.
>>27655759
I was going to be angry when I glanced at this because you've had sex but it is so ugly I just feel sorry for you now. Why did you let a monster suck your dick?
>>27663732
i would personally drop a girl if i found out she fraternizes with blackies, the thought of it is gross and makes me feel like a cuck
>>27663732
>whats the average size
Goddamn your fishing just doesn't stop. Remember that you made a video where an enormous fatass sucks your dick, and you're only 5'7". Having a 6.5" dick is not impressive at all, it's not even a standard deviation above average.
>>27655759
saw her face and bailed.
5/10
I can't watch that but
>glitter
>her '''moaning'''
Have her practice her moaning most of all. It's more like a groan than a moan.
Also have her lose weight.
Can't judge your performance since I didn't watch OP.
>>27663771
average is 5.5 so what would one standard deviation above that be? i dropped out of high school (not op btw)
>>27663790
>average is 5.5
He's talking about erect penises
>>27663790
>5.5
Not adjusted for race
>>27663813
yes, 5.5 is the erect average. well maybe if you take out asians and whatnot in the US it would go up to 5.75 or 6
>>27663752
this desu, real people having sex is so fucking repulsive, I'll keep my unrealistic porn with best of the best actors and camera play, thanks
>>27663771
I don't know what the average size is and I'm not trying to fish. I posted earlier that I don't care about my size since its not tiny and still works. im satisfied with my dick. i dont know why some people are wondering about a man's dick size desu
>>27663776
>>27663788
I'm about to go meet her again. Any suggestions for the video?
>>27663855
can you fuck her this time? doggy pov
>>27663855
ass,
let us see that phat ass
shes gross desu senpai
>>27663855
>Any suggestions for the video?
I recommend you forget the lid on the camera.
here are screens of my dick from the videoa
>>27663987
mine is 6 inches on the dot, and that looks like an inch longer than mine. the very tip of my dick would be about where your helmet starts
same height too
>>27664002
i cant get an accurate measurement because im always more erect during sex than just sitting and cupping my balls
>>27664061
my final estimate is 7x5.5
>>27664061
>>27664081
gonna guess 8x5.5 as soneone who is 7x5.5
The one and only comment
>You forgot to add bestiality to the categories.
my fucking sides are in orbit
For real though that's 6.5" pressed. It's bigger than average but not exactly gigantic. Don't know what the thread's getting worked up about.
>>27655759
You could score a better looking girl on Tinder. Maybe it's just me, but it seems like she spent an awful lot of time stroking your cock versus sucking it; not to say that she's bad at it, but too much stroking in my opinion.
about to meet up with her again for another video. where should we film?
>>27664231
i dont care but show us her ass, tits, and fuck her
>>27664231
On a train track
>>27663762
because you're insecure
>>27664231
Public bathroom. Or hj on public transportation pleeeeeeease
>>27664231
some park
film her asshole
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>>27665686
Gonna ask her about both.
>>27665900
tell her she doesn't have a choice
>>27665900
Can you give me a subtle shout out in it?
>>27666018
Like what?
Asked her about a grocery store but idk. Don't know any public parks. What about outside the car in a parking lot? I'd give her a facial too
>>27666098
need some booty hole my m8.
anywhere in public is good though
>>27666098
Parking lot's hot. Personally I like risky places but you're the director. And like ask her to say something like "this one's for you J.M". It'd be just for me but if you want/can please do it
>>27655759
This robot gets it. Man this is what its all about. just fucking bitches. Who gives a shit. Everyone on here is gay af worrying about "qt 3.14" shit.
That bj felt good. you emptied your balls. You feel on top of the world. get over it.
Good on you OP. Keep making these vids.
What do blowjobs feel like?
>>27655951
Your friend is a pig
