>You will never marry a farmer's daughter
>You will never wake up early to watch the sun rise
>You will never leave all your doors unlocked knowing there are no niggers for 400 miles around
>You will never make love in a field of wildflowers or the hay loft
>You will never have qt kids totally uninfluenced by Tumblr, Cable TV, and Liberal Arts colleges
Why live?
>you will never go down to the horse stables and discover this
>>27655247
>tfw you can't meet eyes with a sandy blonde freckled cutie across the church on Sunday mass
>tfw you won't earn her father's approval and her mother's affection
>tfw you'll never grow old together and raise 6 children, who will all experience the same idyllic life
>>27655317
>tfw you will never go down to the horse stables and discover this
>>27655247
>tfw you already live where you can do all of these
Appalachia is the only place I can truly be happy from niggers and liberals. I'm so glad everyone sees this place as a coal mining shithole, which it is, but that keeps the libtards out.
Is there some sort of 2 year vocational degree that would let me find a good job in the rural Midwest or South? So sick of bitchy career girls and blue haired SJWs who don't want kids.
>>27655408
You could buy land here in Kentucky and get loads of Christian farmer's daughter pussy. I've fucked three girls when I was in high school just beeing myself :--D. These girls are racist and everything too. Don't expect them to be smart though. A conversation with them is like talking to a stubborn 10 year old.
>>27655408
I wish my face was that saddle.
>>27655477
sounds quite good.
>You will never work 14 hours a day and be expected to be up and outside before the sun has even risen
>you will never be unable to get high-speed internet because your house is in the middle of a lot the size of a fucking village and the nearest city is 50000 miles away
>you will never deal with stinking, dirty farm animals and dangerous farm equipment on a daily basis
>you will never be so exhausted by 7 PM that you enter a near coma at the dinner table while your cornshuckster redneck wife tries to feed your 15 screaming babies
>you will never be a poor, uneducated horsefucker
Feels GREAT, OP.
>>27655247
Kek farmer girls only want Chad. They don't want some creepy low test beta who romanticizes them.
