Hey /r9k/ I have a date in a half hour. I met a really religious girl who's not very attractive but super sweet and I'm taking her to the zoo. I think she might be a virgin but I don't want to get my hopes up.
Am I going to make it?
If she is a religious virgin she is most likley retarded. Good choice to bring her to the zoo. Retards love the zoo.
Pay someone there so she gets to pet the llamas, then she will give it up to you for sure!
>>27654243
no, because you're obsessed with sex and she's looking for more than a physical attraction
i bet you think small talk is boring.
if she's a virgin, she'll need you to marry her before her mouth touches your cock. if you're posting on /r9k/ on a tuesday, you're a beta loser with a shit job who doesn't have enough money to marry the woman of his dreams
best case scenario you'll be her bitch on a leash
gg hire a prost
>>27654268
>Retards love the zoo.
Yeah, I don't understand this. Only children and really boring people love the zoo. I don't want to sound condescending, but why?
>>27654268
>If she is a religious virgin she is most likley retarded
Why?
>>27654282
>no, because you're obsessed with sex
no:(
>if she's a virgin, she'll need you to marry her before her mouth touches your cock
That's okay
>if you're posting on /r9k/ on a tuesday, you're a beta loser with a shit job who doesn't have enough money to marry the woman of his dreams
:( but something nice is finally happening
>>27654303
Animals are really cute why do you guys hate the zoo
>>27654326
Cute, maybe, but also a little depressing. Pretty boring to watch though.
>>27654268
>If she is a religious virgin she is most likley retarded
t. roastie
>>27654303
>>27654268
you guys are so mean
going to the zoo and petting the goats is fun theyre really cute
>>27654426
I was thinking this too. I don't know why a robot would think this.
>>27654397
but there's a new baby giraffe who was just born recently
Make sure you down a couple of drinks before you go, who cares, you're better than her. behave confidently, nothing matters and we all die anyway. Have fun
Good luck robot!
Remember to take small change for the petting zoo food!
Have a good time and report back if it went well, just be yourself friendo :))
