So i saw a hypnotherapist today and told her about r9k
what did she say?
Did she say that connecting with other hopeless losers is a good/bad thing?
>>27653554
Did she turned you into a black cock craving white sissy boi?Sorry, when I read hypnotherapist the first thing that came to my mind was the shitpost bbc threads with the fag captions.
So what did she say about this shithole of a place?
>>27653554
why would you tell anyone irl about this board? is any positive outcome possible?
>>27653554
What did you say? What did she say?
>>27653554
Hypnosis is demonic magic, you need to be careful OP, I would not partake in such things.
>>27653570
Surprisingly, unlike other posters saying theyve told their therapists about r9k, she said everyone has like to do that makes them happy. Well thing is i want to fuck this site, im here because im a loser sharing my loser feels.
>>27653587
above
>>27653554
>her
you fucked up
>>27653554
Does this stuff even work?
What do you get this treatment for?
I've thought about trying hypnosis to help with my mental health issues, but I wouldn't want them planting ideas in my mind or unearthing some terrible secret I didn't want to share or wasn't even aware of myself.
So tell us OP, did it help you? Was there an unpleasant side to it?
>>27653672
>everyone has like to do that makes them happy
>>27653640
She asked, she said
>what do you do most days?
Ipad
>what do you do on the ipad
most go on funny sites
>like youtube?
>no just a website
>what kind of website is it?
(At this point i guess theres no hiding it, im paying $140 a session so why am i hiding this shit?) its a website called 4chan.org/r9k
>she goes on 4chan.org
>she sees the homepage
>oh so you like anime and play video games?
No i mostly go on the the one that says robot9001
>she reads the first post which is the r9k sticky
>so its a place where toy contribute original and self made content. Do you like it there because you contribute content to that place?
No, the rules there is just the surface, its really a place where people wallow together in their own pity...and failures
>>27653672
Do things* that makes them happy
>>27653821
s-s-sorry sempai
>>27653923
Carry on. What else did she ask?
>>27653923
I like this, robo therapy by proxy
>>27653650
Here >>27653923
>>27653717
Dude, ive been seeing my psychiatrist for 4.5 years. Paid for by the government but still it hasnt helped at all aside from my "depression" due to antidepressants, im using "" because the "depression" stems from a deeper issue and only the symptoms was treated.
I got around to giving a hypnotherapist a try after i stopped my anti depressants last month, and i shit you not, i feel more real again, i mean i was chill and happy while i was on antidepressants but i wasn't giving a shit about my life not making any progress at all, it was like "meh, someone has to be the loser, im okay with this" i would not have even bothered to come up with the idea of seeing a hypnotherapist if I was still on my antidepressants.
Advice for those with those on antidepressants, do not stay on them longer than you have to if there's a deeper issues at play causing your depression or anxiety
>>27653780
Thats the step youll have to make, sempi. I cant be like this forever. Temporary embarrassment should not even be compared with a lifetime of being a loser
>>27653817
She said I become more receptive with each subsequent sessions, usually it goes on about three sessions but in my case I think it might even got six that's just my opinion though.
Second question, as a first session, no, but perhaps as i become more receptive it might become scary to face my fears
>>27653554
I'm afraid she'd turn out to be a dark illuminati handler /programmer
>>27653923
>bringing Normies to the board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>27653988
She then said something tantamount to "oh okay" then moved on to asking my history, family history > what am i doing atm (neet) > what help am i looking for > then explored and probed me around about my issues.
My issue, btw, is chronic chronic absolute fucked up fear of engaging in any activity that requires, i quote, "dedicated or sincere effort". So you can see what kind of life I would ultimately be living in if I keep living like this. I cant do important shit because i avoid them, think of it as chronic procrastination or "commitment phobia" as said by my psychiatrist
>>27654138
I'd be concerned about more than just being embarrassed. If I was under the influence of hypnosis, I might confess to something that could get me committed, or worse. Did you feel out of control when they were doing it, or did it just help you recall things and find clarity?
>>27653923
wait so you don't like anime and games? if not then get the fuck out
>>27654286
the only thing that can get you committed is admitting to committing an act of murder, pedophilia, or having the intent to commit suicide or homicide. if you have thoughts of something, but have no intention of acting on it, they can't commit you.
This thread is doing things to my dick.
I'm just gonna go ahead and imagine all of you as girls for now.
>>27654301
Most of my 4chan time is on r9k, i occassionally browse /a/ and to a much lesser extent, pol.
>video games
Come on sempi, im 26....
>>27654349
And could that happen under hypnosis? Do you lose control? Might I tell them for instance about crimes I may or may not have committed and the suicide plans? I doubt I could convince them I was just kidding.
>>27654468
Hypnosis just creates suggestions, the hypnotherapist askes you about tourself before the hypnosis so if youve been dling cp, you,dont have to say that against your will
>>27654235
>absolute fucked up fear of engaging in any activity that requires, "dedicated or sincere effort".
>chronic procrastination
>commitment phobia
Okay, you're a certified robot.
>>27654451
/v/ would be perfect for you then
>>27653554
what a waste of money, you fucking retard.
>>27654067
you need adderall.
>>27654451
Playing games at your age would be a far lesser embarrassment than watching Japanese cartoons.
Besides, stopping yourself from doing things you enjoy on the basis of age alone is silly, there's not enough pleasure in this world as is...
>>27654644
Not him, I suggested stimulants to my psych, a milder one than adderall, he refused on the basis that they're not an "indicated treatment for depression. Oh well.
>>27654586
Truth be told
>no tv cos internet>tv. Therefore no place to plug my ps2
>ps2 has no controller
>too cheap to buy new controller
>too cheap to buy new console
>too cheap to buy tv
>computer is from 2007; 1gb ram, 7300gs, some 2007 mid tier cpu, on windows xp
>have bought computer parts planned for upgrades in 2010 but due to >>27654550 its just sitting here.
>i5-760 brand new unopened
>mfw
I play simpsons tapped out though :)
>>27654688
oh man, those would of helped you out a lot. you'd be too busy focusing on other productive things that you wouldn't have time to be depressed. You should try a different psychiatrist if you can.
>Seeing therapists
I don't know how you fuckers do it. If there's something I wouldn't tell my own mother you can bet your ass I'm not going to tell it to some halfwit with a useless degree who is only in it for my money.
I never understood this normie shit.
>>27654662
I wouldnt say i stopped, i just dont have the requirements for it, its been so long im okay with it now, the fact that i still watch YouTube video games means i would play if the requirements there. If you set me up with a tv and wii u ill play it but im not interested enough to go out and get the equipment myself.
>>27654759
Hypnotherapy isnt normie, its new aging. Im not seeing a therapist, im seeing a hypnotherapist
>>27653554
Hello it's me your therapist. I was trying to understand this place better so I browsed it for a little while and I stumbled upon this.
I honestly don't think this website is having a good influence on you. We will talk more about this next time we meet.
>>27654630
What better advice do you have? Ive been saving my money for important things that I hope that counts, so i dont mind spending $140 a session.
also it felt like i was walking into and out of a brothel.
>>27654825
sorry m-mum i mean ms.therapist
>>27654825
Hey Ms. Therapist.
Can you please show me your tits? I promise oyu I won't tell anyone.
>>27654825
spotted the fake
>>27654849
hypnotherapy is a bunch of bullshit. what does she actually even do during the sessions?
>>27653554
this is a porn scene right?
Memes aside, I have been taking Prozac every day, and seeing a therapist once a week. Six months ago I couldn't get out of bed, no I am actually looking for a job. It took me years to nail down the right medication, but it's worth it to not suffer from crippling depression. Based on my experience, I'd recommend both therapy and meds to most of /r9k/.
>>27655065
Refer to >>27655065
It kind of felt like it sempi, like the interview before the shoot
>>27655034
I described what she does here >>27654235
It was my first session. So the first hour was knowing about me. Then it was 30 minutes of hypnosis. She sent the audio recording and recommend i listen to it once every 1-2 days
>>27655184
Upload the recording please
>>27655120
I guess my situation wasnt bad enough to warrant taking antidepressants for life. I hope hypnotherapy will make some difference.
Pic is my 3 sessions paid for in advance
>>27655184
>thanks for the great session tonight
>>27655215
look at the battery life
>>27655268
I don't wanna disparage anything that might make you feel better, but that seems like a bit much to me. I have a 30$ copay for each of my sessions with a conventional therapist. How did you decide on hypnotherapy?
>>27655184
>attached is your recording, which you can listen to as much as you like
does she think she can control how much you listen to it?
I don't see the point in theraphy, I'm depressed because I'm ugly as fuck thanks to my really bad acne scars and balding. I doubt someone talking to me would be able to cure it or whatever, and wouldn't taking pills just be like lying to myself? I'd be just drugging myself to not be sad, I may as well just start shooting heroin or start doing cocaine, it'd be the same shit.
I don't know anymore man, one of these days I'll either hang myself or drive into uncoming traffic and get it over with. It wasn't this bad until I started hanging out with this friend of mine who goes to college, he has female friends and they're all so cute and nice and I always see them flirt with chads or average guys but not me because I'm ugly as fuck. I mean I don't really care that much about women anymore but deep inside it hurts, I've completely stopped talking to him because of this.
>>27655412
>self doubt
>suicidal
>jealous of normie friend
talking to someone would definitely help whether it's a therapist or just someone you trust
>>27655325
I understand. I want to say ive been saving and living like a singy fucker since i finished high school, saving my neetbux because i know one day ill need ro use the money for important things.
As to how i decided on hypnotherapy, i sont really know but the idea came to me when i stopped taking antidepressants. I think i recalled a tv show where a smoker went to get hypnotised to help quit his addiction, so i figured its worth a try, because ive been seeing my psychiatrist for 4.5 years and the only thing thats improved is my "depression", nothing else has, im still an avoidant faggot. Also my psychiatrist is government paid. e only reason i havent stopped seeing him is because he i have a established relationship with him and he seems to be more open to letting me try various meds, hes going to prescribe me dextramphetamine, which isnt adderall (dexamphetamine), another reason is he can write provide documentstion for neetbux related things
>>27655412
I'd say there was a difference between taking drugs to make you feel better, and taking drugs that you make you feel like yourself.
A bald friend of mine has gotten laid, several times. I too have acne scars, but those heal. You can get cream for them. Sounds like you're in a depressive spiral m8.
>>27655340
She recommeneds i listen to it once every 1-2 days. Im paying for is so yes im going to listen to it. Its 30 minutes long
>>27653672
>she said everyone has like to do that makes them happy.
>>27655479
I was concerned you were only seeing the hypnotherapist, heh. Have you brought up your avoidant behavior with your psychologist? Having access to different medications is an important part of the recovery process, but it helps a lot more to strike at the root of your issues rather than the branches. I visted my current psych on and off through highschool, but I never got any better because I wasn't open with him. Now that I'm seeing him regularly, and being open about things, it's really helped. If you have been open with him, and you haven't seen improvement in four and a half years, you owe it to yourself to make a change.
>>27655616
Its a psychiatrist but yeh i need him for possible future meds and documentation
>>27655643
That sucks, I hope you can find a different recourse after you've got your prescription. Good luck brother.
>>27655065
>this is a porn scene right?
I sure hope so
>>27654235
>chronic procrastination
>commitment phobia
Shes fucking right. I cant see myself being a wage salve and doing the same shit over and over and over again for the next 10 years. Not even the next 1 year.
I honestly dont know how wage slaves live with this shit. Its like living up to someones expectations, being paid for it, and not giving a shit about you because mr shekelberg is making money so who the fuck cares right?
