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>shitposting on my computer at a coffee house
>table of stacies next to me have literally been talking about themselves for over an hour

how are women capable of this? Can they not engage in discussion of current affairs or abstract ideas?
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Women are, yes. Just not insecure women.
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>>27653014
Why do you care and why have you been eavesdropping? Also why the fuck have you been sitting there for over an hour and have 4chan open? Jesus you're a fucking autist
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>>27653014

Play a drinking game and drink or order coffee whenever one of them brings out their phone.
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>>27653014
They're stacies, what do you expect robot?
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>>27653040
I feel all women are insecure, they care too much about themselves.
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>>27653054
They're right next to me you huge fagboy, I can't exactly ignore them.
>>27653056
They keep their phones next to them on the table, I'd be dead of a caffeine overdose by now if I'd have played that game.
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>>27653091
You haven't answered my other questions you pretentious fuck
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>>27653121
I'm working on homework/shitposting.
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>current affairs
I know. There's so much going on right now it's stupid. I can't sleep at night I use /r9k/ to distract myself.

I bet these Stacies are actually just trying to have a good time and relax. It's their /r9k/. I talk about myself here, they talk about themselves with close friends who will stick around when you leave the computer.
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>>27653242
I have a little stacy sister and I know that their "shitposting" never stops.
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>>27653014
>On a laptop at a coffee shop.

Ugly numale progressive hipster kill your self faggot
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>>27653263
r9k manchildren will become enraged at the slightest hint of non-loserdom.

kek
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>>27653263
Were you raped by a barista as a kid or something? Coffee shops are comfy af, get fucked.
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>>27653261
I have an older sister who's legit hikkikomori. She only looks at cat pictures all day.
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>>27653285
K. You have to listen to a bunch of stacies who would NEVER even touch you and then post about it on said board you just insulted to feel important. Shave your neckbeard faggot
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>In Taxi with my mom
>Her and the taxi driver have a half hour conversation about basically nothing with no interruptions or pauses.

How do they do this? How do they always have something to say about anything?

This may as well be magic. It's like some kind of normie power to just never have an awkward pause when two normies are the same room.
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>>27653286
Where the fuck are all the normie scum coming from
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>>27653315
I'm not Op.

I'm not an insane shut-in either.

You sound absolutely miserable.
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>>27653308
Is she insane?
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>>27653346
No she's a shut in who doesn't leave her room at all, we have to bring her food or she starves. She seems sane from what little interaction we have.
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>>27653318
It's like if you actually read the other anon's posts, considered what they had to say, and then replied in a civil manner.

Conversation is not magic. 'Robots' are just arrogant dicks.
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>>27653261
i know this feel all too well

original desu
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>>27653362
>we have to bring her food or she starves.
This is a big flag for insanity anon.

Your sister isn't a typical girl, she's basically living like a mental patient in a psych ward.
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How are people able to converse so effortlessly? Why wasn't I born with this ability?
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>>27653393
You're probably retarded and too focused on the present phenomena to actually have a conversation.
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>>27653412
Yep. Who could have guessed that spending 2/3 of your life in front of a computer screen might have consequences?
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>>27653363
I still don't get it.

I can read their post, accept what they've said but still not have anything to say it because they've made their point and I accept it. There's nothing more to discuss.

But it seems like normies can string out a conversation from anything. Like even if what Normie A said is entirely self-explanatory and correct Normie B will always have something to say about it. Like so

>Nice weather today.
Then suddenly 20 minutes have passed without an awkward moment.

However in my personal experience it's more like
>Nice weather today
>Yeah it is.
The end.
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>>27653362
Contact?

unless shes fat
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>>27653450
>Then suddenly 20 minutes have passed without an awkward moment.
It goes like this, topics lead into other topics
>nice weather today
>oh yea I was going to bring an umbrella because yesterday the forecast said rain but looks like that's changed
>I always forget my umbrella at home, I really need to have one in my car
>I have too many things in my car, people probably think I'm a hoarder [forced chuckle]
>yea my apartment is the same way...
etc. etc.

It takes a certain verbal IQ to be capable of this, and it isn't a particularly high one either. If you can't have a conversation you're probably autistic.
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>>27653121
Hey reddit, enjoying white knighting in this thread?
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>>27653505
>It takes a certain verbal IQ to be capable of this, and it isn't a particularly high one either. If you can't have a conversation you're probably autistic.

Either that or Anon is so fat/ugly that no one is willing to put in the effort to hold up the other end of a conversation w/him.
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>>27653487
No she's thin. I'm not giving you her contact information. Not that you'd reach her.
>>27653386
That's an accurate way to describe it. But that doesn't make her more insane. I lived in an apparent that was too underdressed to be considered a cell.

Doesn't mean I was more criminal or more unintentionally isolated.
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>>27653505
I am.

I hate this robot.
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>>27653591
Introduce her to /r9k/
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welcome to 90% of the population, enjoy listening to low-level conversations for most of your life
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>>27653553
Keep on projecting spergo
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>>27653591
Give her a hug or something. Have you sent her to a doc or something?
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>>27653393
its because people are energetic and enthusiastic, we are not
im 25 and i feel like im 90
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>>27653751
>doc
No not yet. It's obviously quite the challenge to get her to go out. Doctors appointment would be hard.
>give her a hug
I'm not sure she'd respond like she would in Manga to a hug. She's probably very uncomfortable with human contact right now. I'll advised. She asks me to leave if I try and talk to her too much.
>>27653683
Probably would be here if she wanted to.
I mean obviously the cat pics are just what she switches to right?
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>>27653766
I have no idea how old I feel because I don't have a reference. But I'm 23 and 20 feels like a different lifetime. Dread to find out what 25 is like.
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>>27653802
Tried talking to her via messaging? Although it might be that she simply finds all of her family annoying and distracting her from whatever she's doing.
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>>27653802
Bring doctor to her? Get her a form 1, those things are like police interventions. They come and pick you up, and escort plus monitor you until you are in the docs hands. Who knows the feels she's feeling right now, what has clicked in her mind to do this... It makes me sad
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>>27653870
Possible. I have messaged her (notes) but she doesn't acknowledge it. I know she read it (because I thought it through and placed it rather particularly so I'd know) but she pretends she didn't.
>>27653895
Anon that sounds terrible. I don't want to force her into that. I just couldn't betray her like that.
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>>27653014
If they are meeting at a coffee shop they are probably catching up on each other's lives you tard
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>>27653970
While I also wouldn't go for the intervention, you should probably be more forceful with her than you are now. If everyone is just letting her be because "she just needs space", you might find her hanging from the ceiling one day, or missing altogether, because nobody around her ever had any idea about what she was up to.
At the very least you should be pushy with her until she actually tells you what she's doing. There's nothing too wrong with it if she's just fapping the whole day or writing gay fanfiction, and you should tell her that much when questioning her, but there definitely appears to be something wrong and it's better to be safe than sorry.
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>>27654010
this

Talking about yourself is just fine in that situation, actual friends are interested in what's going on in your life. Conversation isn't all about trying to impress with your ideas and knowledge.
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>>27653970
It does sound pretty bad, but I've done it, it really isn't (unless it's put on your record then maybe, I'm not sure if it is). They pick you up, take you to the cop car (for me they just walked me there, no force unless force is given), cuff you because procedure when getting into the back of the car (from what they told me), then they drive you to the closest hospital psychiatrist and stick with you until it's your time (they uncuff you obviously). I just want your sis to not lose all her potential. Why is she I'm her room? What's the point? Did she give up on life like the rest of us, but doesn't want to die? Have your tried staying in her room longer than she wants and seen what happened? What happened when people expressed their concerns to her? Also is it really betrayal if she doesn't know who called it in, or if she "gets 'help' " so to say?
I dunno anon. When my sis didn't want anyone interacting with her it was because she was a stacy prick who wanted to do things her way without any luck of resistance or different opinion. She rages because of something that pops up on her computer screen. It looks like OCD, but from other experiences with her, she's just an entitled brat. NOT saying that's your sis tho, just giving my story
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>>27653014
>>can't hold abstract conversation
>>gets down on women because there's a conversation he can't understand
gg op
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>>27654159
As a shut-in myself I would like to tell you that sounds fucking awful.
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>>27654626
It might be, I have no preference on anything really. Anyways good luck in life anon, hopefully your sis is happy.
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