>he wears anything black
His elbows are dry
There's skin on his nose
He doesn't dance facing a wall
He doesn't sleep sideways
He doesn't color code his vegetables
>>27652301
>hehe le edgey teenage boy fedora meme xd
>>27652301
Fuck u, im just trying to blend in as a normie
eh doesn't afraid of anything
>>27652367
I sleep on my back because it's best for my back and I dream more that way.
>>27652301
>PSssss
>PUUUUU
ahh...breath it all in
>>27652301
>i want a boyfriend who wears rainbow pants and is into My Little Pony
A shining example of a woman who has no fucking idea what she wants, destined to have her pussy holy used and abused by Chad.
>>27652367
>insane im so le quirky
Is fat, very fat.
>>27652301
>has a lot of female friends
>muh sex positive female rights
>is a pedo
>>27652301
Fuck you that's /fa/.
>>27652490
wrong
>>27652510
Your face has ugly angles. It's time to settle. You don't deserve anything but dust.
>>27652578
Explain how I'm wrong you sublaxation backed piece of curvy spine shit
>>27652301
I wear a suit each day to my 6 figure job. Sometimes pants or jacket or both are black. I guess you are only interested in neets wearing sweatpants?
>>27652301
Fuck you, you American Apparel, Pac-Sun, chipper cunt. Go sit on a university lawn in pastels for no fucking reason and then slowly turn into a leather couch, sitting next to a swimming pool. I hope you die.
>>27652301
>Wears anything black
But I like wearing black, especially during the summer since it keeps me cool.
>>27652598
The back of your head flattens out and women hate that.
>>27652738
As opposed to the side?
>>27652301
joke's on you I wear black clothes only...
>>27652764
Yes. It's all about the profile. Women instinctually want a full, round head in profile. It's encoded into their vaginas.
>>27652697
i think you meant white.
>>27652821
So you're claiming the actual skull flattens out due to some 5 pounds of force on a cushioned material? I thought you meant just the hair.
My skull is nicely rounded you schizo, old wives tale subscribing, dingus
>>27652697
Anon, dark clothing absorbs heat, bright clothing doesn't
Redflags for girls
>they use 4chan
>>27652851
Okay. Your skull sounds round enough. But you might want to do some exercises to ensure a specific rotundness.
>>27652872
Oh no. Now we'll never get married.
>>27652301
literally have my nails black right now lmao
>>27652865
if darkness absorbs heat than why is my heart so cold
>>27653201
Kek, or whatever you faggots say here, I just pop in every week or so to laugh at you
>red flags for girls
>being bitches
All else is superfluous.
>he doesn't hate women
>>27653201
i am fond of this post
>he doesn't crossdress
>>27652367
>his elbows are dry
I always have that. How do I stop it?
REDFLAGS FOR GIRLS
>big labia aka roastie
>saggy tits
>dyed hair
>big jaw
>fat
>wide face
>stinky breath from eating salad dressing
>>27652618
you don't wear a black suit except to funerals and the like dude. Grey or navy blue.
>>27652301
>he's sexually attracted to men
>>27653201
Actually in the long term white reflects more energy so it's colder.
>>27652301
>>he wears anything black
Only autists dont wear black socks you stupid cunt.
>>27652301
>black shirt
>black socks
>black underwear
>black shoes
>black wristbands
>black nails
>blackbelt (that's right, fite me if you dare)
>>27653375
You don't, it's genetic.
>>27652301
It doesn't mean someone is edgy or trying to make some kind of a Goth fashion statement. I'm color blind and don't want to chance it on mismatching clothes if I'm in a hurry, so black is my main standby.
>>27652367
>There's skin on his nose
I'm sorry, but what?
>>27653369
We already discussed this
Traditional gender roles are good
This is not
>>27653994
that was a troll post
>>27654041
Oh
I'm a bit too tired for all this
>>27654022
>Traditional gender roles are good
no!!!!!!!! let me be masculine in peace
>>27653874
>>27653201
>>27652775
>my dark clothes reflect my darkness inside
>don't mess with twisted psychopaths like me
>I'm so le edgy I don't follow social norms
Sorry, but ragey underagies aren't allowed
>>27654096
How mascuIine are you?
>>27654096
l-location??
>>27654122
Fuck off back to rebbit nu-maIe
>>27654132
feminists hate femdom you dumb fuck
>>27654152
fuck off redditor cuck
>>27652301
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
so no men with a suite for you?
>>27654165
Kill yourself Mr. Psuedo-Alpha male
>>27654115
appearance-wise, im pretty muscular and tall and i have dark body hair so i actually have a freaking mustache, but i dont let it grow. personality-wise i'm dominant and ambitious, so pretty masculine.
>>27654122
f-fuck off
>>27654181
be my bf anonette
>>27654181
Well then fuck you too
>>27654179
m-muh alfa
go tip your fedora on reddit
>>>/r/funnymemes
>>27654109
>normie cant take a joke
Get the fuck out.
>>27654205
>muh traditional masculinity
lol
>>27654234
>women's rights curbed
>hurr feminism supports this
>>27654251
>/pol/tard too stupid to realize he's doing exactly what the feminists want him to
>>27654281
>he thinks I'm /pol/
>assumes I'm even natsoc
Nope
But you're still a miserable subhuman who didn't get the girl :^)
>>27652534
Insecure and hideous fembot detected
>>27652966
What a crazy bitch, you are going to get raped and impregnated some square headed nigger is going to fuck your pussyhole so hard you shit kids for the rest of your existence you miserable little maggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27654379
U mad?
Get triggered weenie
>>27654661
I'm not mad. You want to start a campfire and roast some weenies with me?
>>27653874
>blue shirt
>red and yellow socks
>grey boxers
>blue shoes
>wearing wristbands or painting your nails ever
>no belt
Phew, i'm safe.
you retards deserve to get offended for falling for bait time and time again
Sometimes I wear all black without even realizing, and when I do I get embarrassed about how much of an emo little kike I look like
>caring about what roasties think of what you wear
