red flags thread
uranium edition tbqh
When a guy smokes weed or plays video games
>>27651425
i thought that was a horse
>>27651425
what a fucking amazing dog
how is that a red flag?
>>27651490
1. shes fucking the dog
2. the dog will kill you
>>27651500
the dog and I will be best buddies and take turns fucking her
>>27651458
I get the weed but video games aren't any worse than any other form of media.
#triggered.
>>27651557
>aren't any worse
This is situation-dependent. Obviously somebody who plays Vicky II exclusively is going to be different from a WoW addict, just like a true TV pleb is going to differ from a casual fan of cooking shows.
>girl who comes from a single mother background
Get out as fast as possible and never look back
>>27651500
this
original desu
ITS FUCKING ORIGINAL
>>27651500
You forget how fucked up /r9k/ is.
Lotta gross fucks here who'd love to watch a girl fuck a dog (mainly because they're shitty people).
>>27651500
>girl owns dog
>SHE FUCKS IT
if you think this you have other issues to assess.
Big dogs are cool
>>27651864
That's not a big dog. That's a small person.
>>27651911
This is a pretty big dog
>>27651837
Pretty sure its just a meme desu
tattoos, piercings, anti-gmo, conspiracy theories, being fat as fuck, drug use
>>27651824
jumping to conclusions about sex with animals is a huge red flag indeed.
>>27651837
The director of the 1950 film sunset boulevard was asked why the main character was so messed up, and why it was such a big deal her monkey died. He said she was fucking the monkey
>always got along better with animals than humans
>interested in getting fucked by a dog
>male and dislike anal
>dog probably wouldn't even fuck me
Well fuck. I also want to be a girl though.
>>27651911
for u
origmutt
>>27651945
>conspiracy theories
what if "jews did it"?
>>27651991
>dog probably wouldnt even fuck me
M8 dogs fuck anything
you simply need to present your anus and they will enter it
>>27651972
guy making a movie about woman fucking monkey does not equal all women who own dogs have sex with them.
>>27651837
>>27651911
I am serious about the dog fucking.
>>27652003
thats just a stupid meme that isn't funny anymore.
>>27651972
Billy Wilder (the director) is also a Jew so I'm not surprised he shoehorned bestiality in there.
>>27652024
only a jew would say that
>>27651991
I couldn't get my dog to lick my pussy. Even Burger King (r) Zesty Sauce did not entice him but gave me a really brutal infection. So >>27652006 is wrong. Many dogs will hump anything but will only lick or penetrate things that seem normal to them. This might include your asshole, but it's not guaranteed.
>>27652006
Huh, cool. It probably wouldn't obey me after that anymore though and getting fucked by someone elses dog just feels weird.
>>27652040
>Even Burger King (r) Zesty Sauce did not entice him but gave me a really brutal infection
Jesus christ women are disgusting.
Thank god I prefer lolis.
>>27652012
No, the film settles the argument. All single girls with fuckable pets are doing it
>>27652040
>Even Burger King (r) Zesty Sauce did not entice him but gave me a really brutal infection.
kek, sorry to hear about that though
I guess pastebin related is full of shit then.
http://pastebin.com/SDX98TKn
>>27652040
>putting burger sauce on your bagina
>>27652040
>Having a pussy so nasty not even a dog will lick it
You must be fucking disgusting
>>27652050
>implying lolis are not disgusting
I didn't wipe my urine until adulthood and just relied on my panties to soak it up. It's sterile but that's not even close to the grossest thing that young girls do or don't do.
>>27652040
Dogs eat vomit and shit but they wouldn't eat your pussy with burger sauce? The rejection is real
>>27652064
its a movie. it's not real. lmao.
>>27652096
I would sooner drink a little girl's pee than go down on a clean adult woman, because women are extra disgusting.
>>27652040
this is pretty fucking gross. pls get help and stay away from my kids you disgusting freak.
>>27651500
>the dog will kill you
time to give ol pupper a nice dose of xylitol bacon
>>27652129
does it give you a sexual thrill to kill animals?
>>27652096
>trying to justify being a dirty rugrat by saying "every grrl le does it"
>>27652116
Kids do not have the sophisticated taste to enjoy Burger King (r) Zesty Sauce (tm) don't worry
>>27652096
lolis are not real, this is why they are better than the real world equivalent.
>>27652147
no I just despise annoying fucking dogs that bark all night
>>27652096
>I was disgusting, so all little girls are
No, you and your burger king cooch are just fucking nasty
>>27652328
>zesty sauce
>nasty
Point to where The King touched you
>>27651945
>drug use
why are almost all robots so against drugs?
>>27652165
i see. i keep my dogs inside at night and have them on a schedule.
>>27652034
yep, still not funny
>>27652487
because losers use drugs. a bit of pot now and then isn't a big deal, but if you sit around and smoke it all fucking day then kill yourself
>>27652096
jesus christ your pussy must stink. fucking ew. guess your parents didn't love you enough to teach you proper self-care. you and your parents should kill themselves.
>>27651824
that's actually kind of hot t b h
>>27652500
it not being funny does not make it any less true, no one cares about your artificial taste in humor
>ctrl-f Dog - 23 results
>ctrl-f Wolf - 0 results
>>27652525
But arent robots losers themselves? Why do they deserve someone who's not a loser? Oh and also, what do you think of psychedelics?
>>27652394
Sweet and sour is ten times better than zesty.
>>27652040
I'll lick it for you
please respond
>>27652809
only if its an asian girl
>>27652621
ok huey
>>27652846
dont do it anon! you dont want that burger!
Having a pet wolf dog is badass.
But a 100 lb chick shouldnt have a 160 lb wolf dog hybrid.
Even a well trained dog can get out of control sometimes, what dog owners don't understand is just because it licks your face doesn't mean it won't maul a stranger.
By all means if you are a 280 lb weight lifter and can restrain it, that's cool. But if this chicks animal gets out of control it could kill someone.
>>27652985
>he lets his dog lick his face
This is why you're a cuck and think an animal can't be controlled.
>>27651837
Any girl who owns a dog that big does it for one reason, to be dominated like a bitch. There's literally no reason for a woman to have a dog that big, for protection or companionship.
She is 100% fucking that dog.
>>27653030
what if they get a huge female dog?
>>27653089
They never get female dogs.
>>27653030
What is with Comrade Sobaka, is he a degenerate too? Has he been corrupted?
>>27651557
nah, video games are on the same level as weed
which is to say - ok every now and then but if it's your main thing just kill yourself
>>27651425
She's qt but theis no way I could follow up that sparky thunderknot, I mean look how big it is.
>>27651945
tattoos, piercings, drug use
i will never understand this.
people who are like hurr why you have that tattoo are you stupid?
why do they care in the first place, and why do they get offended.
also drugs, cmon man they are a lot of fun, funniest thing is, most people who are against them, never tried them actually, how can you decide if its bad if you havent even tried it? yeah they are addictive and can ruin your life, but that happens only if you are retarded and abuse them.
tl;dr:
my red flags
being against tattoos piercings and drugs
>>27655165
Tats are a sign of trashiness. Poor trashy people get tats. Respectable people do not.
>>27655790
i know people who got tattoos who are away more respecatble then the majority of non tatted people.
Tattoos should not be judged the way they are.
Im well aware of the negativ status of the tattoos, but i think its stupid, and the people who cant see past this and act like they are somehow superior bc they dont have a tattoo are actually on the same level if not lower then the ones who got the tattoo.
>>27656086
>Tatty getting ratty
>>27651458
I do both of those things daily.
Have an objectively attractive gf.
Going to a good grad school next year.
Life's good
>>27656148
its just dumb, man.
like when certain atheists are feeling euphoric and superior, and looking down on the religious.
intelligent people dont judge others based on shit like this.
dumb and simple people do.
>>27651945
>anti-gmo
have fun dying from cancer, anon...
>>27652024
jidf pls go
srsly
diaf
>>27652151
technically she's not wrong...
>>27652064
t. woman who fucks dogs
>>27651490
With a dog like that it means she is a big time dog lady and probably will spend 90% of her free time messing about with animals rather than giving a shit about you.
She'll also want to adopt every screaming critter that comes along, as well as possibly force you to become vegetarian.
The house will be filled with barking dogs and you will never have any good company because it will always be about the dogs the entire time anyone is over.
>>27651425
>Have to fight Sif just to give a girl your Ceaseless Discharge
>>27651837
Stupid normie. Fuck off to reddit with your inability to comprehend realistic speculations that don't suit your le politically correct morals.
>>27656372
>robots can't handle not being the center of attention at all times
Pretty pathetic.
>>27656407
>le
helIo reddit, normfag pls
>>27651602
This. I'm not the least bit afraid of listing "grand strategy games" as a hobby. Well, that is mainly because I have numerous other hobbies too, but patrician taste in video games is respectable.
>>27656421
You do not understand the obsession dog ladies have with their dogs. You are nothing to them. Definitely far beneath the animals. You're a wallet and a dick. All their emotional attachment is to the dogs.
>>27652621
I'm not convinced the animal in the OP is a full bred Wolf.
>>27651624
This is true of men, too.
>>27653030
They are cute and attract a lot of attention, two things women LOVE.
>she has tattoos
>single mother
>she browses any social media besides Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat
>she proudly say she is a "girl gamer"
>claims to be not like the other girls, claims to be anti conformist or something along those lines
>obvious seethrough forced quirkiness :3
Basic red flags any guy should know of
>>27656470
I am a dog lady and I am in a pretty solid relationship, probably because my boyfriend also loves dogs (like every good human should) and is not a self-centered piece of shit.
>>27656506
>this is true of men
I grew up in Jackson, Mississippi where niggers everywhere didn't have dad's and still were losing their virginity at 13. This is not true
>>27656576
Just because they got laid doesn't mean they aren't emotionally damaged and have baggage up the wazoo.
>>27656611
Are you gonna also start supporting dindu? If that's what it's like to have emotional baggage, I want a part of that. Nigger I knew tabias literally got his dick sucked in the corner of biology class during a test. Like in front of everybody behind those test dividers. Single mom.
>>27656664
Don't worry you probably have emotional baggage too, you're just not handsome or alpha.
>>27656545
these really are the only ones. All else are just robot autismos making up stupid autismo requirements
>>27654554
Well that's good. I play videogayms but most of my time is spent on /pol/ and here.
Not really any better I guess but whatever
>>27656731
Tabias was 5'8 or something.
>>27656372
>Having a big dog automatically means you take in all kinds of "screaming critters"
What kind of messed up world do you live in?
I happen to know someone with a mastiff and She doesn't adopt billions of animals and doesn't want to. Nor is she a vegetarian. Seriously how do you jump to such conclusions? Ah right, you don't leave the house and generalize based on the absolute worst case scenarios you see on the internet.
>>27655790
I find it depends on the tattoos. My dad is a respectable motherfucker and he has a shit ton of 'em but as soon as he puts on a t shirt you couldn't tell except for a small faded out one (barely visible bc of laser removal) cross on his hand, in between his thumb and pointer finger.
It's not really tattoos themselves, it's the trashy fucks who put 'em everywhere and never make any effort to cover them up when they should
>>27656265
Have fun being a hippy communist doucher
>>27651500
women are degenerate, but they aren't all fucking their dogs
>dogs dont want to fuck people, they want to fuck other dogs
>most male dogs, the overwhelming majority literally have no balls and won't get erections or cum
>fucking fido won't give them value or status above other women or draw in chads
>its hard to get a dog to actually fuck someone, 99% of beast vids are proof of this
>>27656880
Not to mention that a very small percentage of women would even consider beastiality.
>inb4 some stupid chart /pol/ from that says 70% of women have fucked a dog
>>27656564
That's what you think, dog fucker. You better hope that pussy game is ridiculous or he's going to be on his way soon.
>>27656837
Most people who get big dogs get them because they're awesome to just have around (Great danes and St. Bernards are goat btw)
It's the women with the small dogs or cats that you have to look out for. Or crazy pitbull people.
>>27656874
mon$anto shill detected
>>27656957
Actually I'm pretty sure he's going to propose soon. Good luck with that childlike egotism. :^)
>>27651500
>2. the dog will kill you
Big dogs are chill as fuck as long as you treat them well.
1.) Overtly political and dedicated to conspiracy theories and political stereotyping
2.) Uses catch phrases
3.) Repeats common phrases as part of their daily routine
4.) Repeatedly uses fallacies and irrational biases
5.) Says "um" a lot
6.) Has debt greater than $1500 [and that $1500 better be forced; medical, etc...]
7.) They don't understand absurdest humor
8.) They believe non-conformity is a sign a of inferiority without presenting a rational reason
>>27657581
>using numbers instead of greentext
Did you just blow in from reddit town?
>>27657581
>non-conformity is a sign a of inferiority
correct
>>27657581
bad bye
Guise....redpill me on girls from single-mother families ?
>tfw gf is from one
>>27657784
bud bye
>>27657942
she's gonna be just like her mom one day and don't think I mean just being a single mom.
>>27657942
she's going to be just like her mom in many ways, and will love abusive sex.
you might get called daddy a few times if she's into that. anyways you'll probably become the only male authority figure in her life
>>27658251
>>27658345
Oh fucking hell.
I love her, heaps even, but that means random annoying noises, constantly humming like a fucking mental, and cooking shit food.
Also, no abusive sex but she goes wild for bum licking and fingers in it. However she hates the daddy stuff.
Oh well.
>she likes horses
it's an immediate red flag
>>27658511
>he thinks 4chan generalizations have any value irl
Dude if she makes you happy, she makes you happy. Stop looking for excuses to abandon ship
>>27651500
>man'sbestfriend.jpeg
>>27656837
The world where what I said is a fact, and you're either a liar, or you haven't been around long enough to talk about the subject.
>tattoos
>drinks and goes to parties
>goes to clubs or whatever
>has piercing anywhere other than her ears
>smokes
>fucking smokes
nope.exe
>>27657199
>soon
laff
>>27651624
I wish that I knew this a year ago.
>>27658932
lmao yeah girls are fucking dogs alll over the place man.
>smokes
That is all
>>27652040
Dogs
>eat shit
>eat vomit
>eat garbage
>eat other dogs assholes
>won't eat your pussy covered in zesty sauce
>>27658628
this. they always have a loose screw
