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You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
I am a Time Wizard.
I promise to send JUST THREE sentences to you at the age of 12.
You can tell yourself whatever you like, but I will not deliver details concerning lottery numbers or major historical events.
This is your chance to repair your adolescent years and avoid the dark fate of crippling roboticism.
It there length limit to these sentences?
>>27650638
No, but you must avoid run-on sentences.
I am the dubs wizard
>>27650609
You're actually bisexual.
Fuck Molly, she wanted it in my timeline.
Get into electrical engineering it's fun.
Dont sell your WoW account to try to turn into a normie, its not worth it
You absolutely must use your time efficiently and make use of the principle of 'cumulative progress' by reading, writing, thinking, learning, and making small efforts every day towards gaining qualifications and money.
This is easy to achieve and requires minimal work, but over the long term your progress will blow your mind - or you can end up like me, having realised this after wasting years of life procrasting and telling myself I'd start reading the classics or working towards a qualification later on.
As much as you don't want to hear this and as much as you think I must have lost something important in myself to say this - avoid women at all costs, retain your virginity, and do not waste time thinking about women or viewing porn because those are empty pursuits that lead nowhere.
>Kill this faggot and take his powers
>Come chill out
>We got VR
'You are doomed to repeat the same fate.'
'Its too late to change your core programming'
'You have the genetic and psychological makeup of a loser and the best you can aspire to is suicide before college'
you have no reason to be beta, you are just insecure
Fuck Emily she becomes hot and rich
Invest in Apple
CHANGE SCHOOLS AND LIFT WEIGHTS AND EAT PROPERLY
DESIRE ENTREPERNERSHIP AND SAVE AND MAKE MONEY
GET A VESECTOMY
>>27650609
You will make the right decisions. Rest assured that it gets better.
Kill yourself, it's all downhill from here
>don't do drugs you little shit it spirals out of control
>do acid though so you can meet Melina, and date her instead of being a pussy because she clearly likes you retard(and she is rich as fuck)
>8, 27, 34, 4, 19 and the Powerball of 10.
>>27650609
dont get fat, thats literally it, im skinny now but ALL THOSE WASTED YEARS
>>27650787
>>8, 27, 34, 4, 19 and the Powerball of 10.
>>27650745
>Invest in Apple
FIRST RULE RETARDS
Eat right so you don't become a fat ass.no matter what
Pay more attention in school and don't drop out no matter what
When mom and dad divorce choose to go with dad
>>27650710
Reading this made me sad
>Dad will be diagnosed with hemorrhoids around 2007-2008.
>Make him get a second opinion and actual get tests done, because it's not hemorrhoids.
>If the cancer is caught early enough, he'll have a better chance...
>>27650849
Why did it make you sad, anon?
>>27650609
>stick with runescape no matter what
>do not go to a single sex highschool no matter what
>lift before you enter highschool and continue during
maybe my old self will be a bit more confident
Korpela is a total piece of shit, dont trust him.
Take school more serious its hard to get a job with bad grades, but dont worry once you get your first job no1 cares about em.
Also Saara likes you, fucking go for it pussy.
Do not masturbate.
>Don't listen to anyone when they tell you to make an Instagram until you're at least 16.
>Stick with lacrosse-actually make an effort to get good
>just because you didn't make it into the middle school band doesn't mean you don't have to not play an instrument, learn one and play with Conner, Ian and Josh.
>Start eating healthy, running, and lifting when you're 13, it will feel amazing and you'll gain more confidence.
>Don't blow your money on stupid stuff, save up for a good PC or a car.
>Take high school more seriously and join a sport or a club; if you genuinely put it work and are dedicated you can get all A's get into a good university.
>>27650609
"No matter what else works, Finish College"
"Ask to go to real school, you're cripplingly lonely and you dont even realise it yet"
"stop caring about mom and dad ASAP, its just not gonna work out"
>>27650975
Isn't lifting at 13 pretty risky, isn't there some thing with spinal injuries and a belief that it could make you shorter?
Get lots of sleep and eat the right foods so that you dont grow up to be smaller than everyone else
Dont be a fucking pussy and make a move on Alice, or youll be stuck thinking about what could have happened years later
Dont stop skating, if you keep at it youll be fucking amazing and maybe even get sponsered
>>27650609
Shifting Sand Land is hidden in the wall opposite of the door where you enter Hazy Maze Cave, there's a lack of torches where it is.
You can make it through middle school, don't try to kill yourself because you regret it for the rest of your life.
You actually become super great at guitar so don't lose confidence.
>don't cheat on her
>read more books
>don't pay rent on your first apartment, you're getting evicted sooner than you think.
go to community college to get your gen ed classes out of the way before you make any decisions in regards to higher education.
you need to practice piano, it will take you farther than you can imagine if you are dedicated
Stay in the church, They will always welcome you back into the fold and the community is very supportive
>>27650609
Visit 4chan and become tech savvy.
Stop worrying so much about school and have fun.
This is the best time of your life meaning it only gets worse.
>>27650851
Dude.....
Original deep feels
-Please, you have to have good marks, you have to study.
- Keep drawing, you'll have a very good idea for an animation but you don't have the necessary skills to do it, don't be dumb.
- Don't buy ANY console, they are shit.
>never do other mind altering substance besides marihuana
>play basketball or practice swimming
>sleep 8 hours per day
>>27650609
>If you take even one hour every day to practice your hobby, in several years you'll be as good if not better than those who you admire now.
>Don't spend time on fantasizing or comparing yourself to the absolute best, strive to improve your own skills instead.
>Don't be scared of trying things out if there's a chance or regrets will eat you alive eventually.
>>27650609
Being a nazi won't be considered cool later.
Your taste in music and books is irrelevant.
Make sure you practice connecting with people to achieve success.
>>27651474
can i ask what other drugs you have done?
Work hard, it'll pay off.
Make an effort to improve your social skills by talking to more people outside of your friendship group (including girls).
Don't get involved with Sous, he's an autist.
It's all going to happen anyways.
Don't try to fight it.
We lose.
>>27650787
>Jan 13th Powerball
dumbass, there are already 3 other people expected to win that powerball in our timeline, that 1.5 billion between 4 would be chump change.
go for 16, 19, 32, 34, 57, PB 13 on January 9th, $900 million all to yourself.
or you could be smart and actually pick a number back when you were a kid back in 2004 or something. keep that 2016 on hand for later.
>>27650609
>Don't go to that school, it will fuck you up for the rest of your life because of bullies and women
>Start losing weight from now on and learn to talk to women, faggot. get a girlfriend before you get into highschool
>Tell mom to withdraw our grieving father's money on that 'savings bank' before it goes bankrupt
you're gonna fuck up soon enough quit being an autistic fuck and act like a normal human.
don't date any bitches until you're 16.
spend more time with grandpa and be more kind to dad hes just trying to help
>don't fall in with the friendship froup you're about to fall into
>make sure you really try at your high school finals
>don't ever visit 4chan
>>27650609
Those bad thoughts are just OCD and nothing to take seriously
Take cold showers in the morning
Fuck Asha, she wants it bad
>>27650609
>Kill yourself
>Please
>You dont want to live this life. Trust me.
>>27650609
When you meet a girl who's name starts with L in college, AVOID HER like the plague.
Dont give up on K your second year of College. She will leave you for her ex and you will feel terrible.
Dont piss of a girl who's name starts with N in 10th grade. It isnt worth it man. It just isnt. You end up liking her down the road.
>>27650609
All these suicidal thoughts won't stop, it will only get worse.
Choose people who you talk with wisely, or they'll hurt you emotionally.
Don't try to fit in, or you'll find out how terrible people really are.
Please, Time Wizard: take my three sentences to my 12-year old self. They are as follows:
His name will be Sketch.
Do everything to stay with him and treasure him, since he'll be the only good thing to ever happen in your life.
Stand up to your parents on a fateful day in January, and fight for him, or your life will be miserable.
Buy bitcoin
Kill self
>>27650609
Join the Army, you don't have any skills.
Save money for bad times and good days.
Marry within your own race, remember the 14 words.
>>27650609
Stay the fuck off of Deviantart.
Join the wrestling team.
Cut Cassie out of your life entirely.
>>27650609
Kill yourself now it will only get worse
Buy all bitcoins
Invest in apple, google, starbucks and tesla
Stop eating you fat fuck
>>27650609
Start lifting.
Take more showers.
Stay in school
Nothing Matters when the body and mind are good enough.
Beat the fuck out of Mac in the middle of class, don't just hit him once and then try to get more revenge later.
Run away on your 15th birthday
Do all the things you think of doing as soon as possible; it's all easy if you just start now.
Eat lots so you can grow tall, and socialize more so you can experience girls while you still have hair.
Go on that student exchange to America, and buy J, M&V tickets to the Sufjan concert.
>>27650609
>Talk to girls, if you dont you would be seen as as a faggot and immediately fuck those 3 girls who showed you signs.
>Buy bitcoins in 2009
>Pass out from high school with distinction and get into UoT.
Other people aren't the problem, you are.
Develop some hobbies, like listening to fucking music for a start.
Seek help.
>>27650609
Keith Austin Murray. Ella.
