What would you choose, fellow robot?
Whomever*
The ability to read minds would get you laid, if that person was ever interested in you or could be
100 million is outweighed by supernatural powers
Flight > invisibility
Fight me.
option C option A would get boring after a few years
>>27649558
D, because I can also do A and C with it. How is this even a question?
>>27649602
Maybe it's the shitty variation of invisibility where it only works when you're fully naked. You could get cold.
>>27649602
How can you get $100m from being invisible
>>27649558
This is the only correct post in this thread.
>>27649613
Steal a lot
>>27649589
Flight would get you too much attention and possibly killed though. Also, reading minds? Prepare to have all relationships ruined if you have any. Reading minds could get you sex and money, but it can't make you invisible. If you can read any mind from anywhere at any time, then maybe it's better than invisibility.
>>27649602
So you would rape people while invisible?
>>27649613
id go up 2 u
and be like
i bet u 100 millien dollars i can fuk ur mum
and u will be like lol u cant do that, ok bets on
then ill go invisible
fuk ur mum
and there will b proof since i wil cummed inside her and she will get praggers w/ my babby
and den u gib me 100 mil :^D
D is god tier, B pales in comparison.
A and C are not that good either. The choice is obvious.
>>27649625
>the only correct post is the question itself
mind expanded.
>>27649558
I pick c. I'm not creative enough to use invisibility or pschic powers to be a superhero. I'd rather live comfortably for the rest of my life without working.
If I get B I can get millions of things more
Option D so I will be able to fulfill my cuck fantasies.
>>27649558
With B you could get laid easily as you could know when she is interested so that's kinda A (fair enough, it can't force any particular girl to be interested) and B would let you make millions in poker too so that's kinda C.
B for me, invisibility would be good but it seems limited
>>27649558
The money.
The sex wouldn't make me any happier right now. I think I need to fix my life before I can even want sex.
Also the special powers are too dangerous and will fuck with your life. The money will just make you another rich guy out there in the world and that's it. No one will give a fuck about you.
>>27649558
>read minds
>become poker pro
Invisibility. Steal stuff, make money, fuck prostitutes, spook teenagers in the woods, live the fun and easy life.
>>27649558
C. Which honestly brings up most of the benefits of A.
>>27649613
are you for real right now dude
>>27649589
>Flight > invisibility
Aeronautical Engineer here.
No. Flight is achievable without magic. Invisibility, for now, it isn't.
It's a split between B and D. Whoever chooses differently needs to get his brain scanned and smashed.
>>27649558
I don't really want sex or money and being invisible would be pointless since in reality people would hear you and get freaked out and modern security systems would detect you when trying to do anything too illegal, so the mind reading plz, could probably use that to acomplish what you could with the other three anyway
>>27649655
>What did your attacked looked like, ma'am?
>HE WAS FUCKING INVISIBLE.
>Uh... That guy again. Tell all patrols to be on the lookout for the invisible rapist.
>Do you think he could be related to the invisible stabber and the invisible thief?
>Fuck if I know, Jim. Fuck if I know.
BEST CHOICE: (B), implies (A) and (C)
SECOND BEST CHOICE: (D), implies (C) which also grants part of (A)
THIRD BEST CHOICE: (C) which also grants part of (A)
SHIT CHOICE: (A)
>>27649558
B basically means C many times over and thus A, so B
>>27649558
>B) Read minds
With that power, you can get A and C quite easily.
And if the power ever grows to the ability to put thoughts into people's minds, then you can do D by tricking everyone into thinking you're not there.
D) invisibility obviously if it's stealthed from any sort of technology too
>>27649643
"oh look at that money floating away let's not do anything about that"
>>27649756
Plus it's dangerous. Maybe you would get hit by a car or something like that. Even if modern security systems detected you though, I don't think it would occur to them that there was maybe an invisible person there, or to try swiping their arms around to try and get them. They would think it was a ghost or just weird. Maybe if you went to the same place, tripped the same alarms, and attracted the same attention, they would somehow find you out. But no one expects an invisible person to be around.
How could reading minds even lead to sex or a hundred million dollars without much significant effort?
>>27649558
Option C for me, please.
>>27649779
A) includes C) because you could charge people for not sleeping with their partners.
Well I can easily get A using C
None of it.
>>27649820
Hahaha of course, but that depends on the specifics of your invisibility. Would your clothes be invisible? Would the dirt on your skin be invisible? Would everything you touch suddenly be invisible, like the ground underneath you disappearing in footprints? Too many questions about this and reading minds.
>>27649837
You could buy and sell things and read people's minds about the lowest they're willing to sell for. I guess that's effort though.
>>27649589
>able to travel from point a to point B really fast
>able to steal government secrets without ever being noticed, able to sneak into girl's locker room, able to steal anything from anyone.
Yeah the first option is definitely the better one tbqh
Does A include fetishes
The $100 million would pretty much solve all problems, real problems, not emotional or psychological nonsense, immediately.
On the other hand, an intelligent person could probably go alot further reading minds than just turning money into more money.
Hell, I'd probably have to go with the money and call it a life.
Mind reading could get you money and sex extremely easily, and invisibility is a shit-tier power on its own, so B is the obvious choice.
>>27649876
Traveling from point a to point b really fast becomes irrelevant when a bunch of people notice you make the news and you're eventually forcibly taken from the sky or wherever for study.
>>27649837
Once a day Sneak onto Donald Trump's property and steal a Ferrari then sell it
>>27649558
A
You could get A with C but you wouldn't need C in the first place
I'm not taking the risk, I don't need 100 million it would ruin who I am
>>27649897
No, you sick fuck!
>>27649908
Oh nvm that's for invisibility
>>27649669
But if your invisible then how would he know that you fucked his mum?
>>27649558
The money is always the best option. However reading minds can be used to profit so I'll choose that if it isn't a monkey paw kind of deal where I can't turn it off.
>>27649644
>>27649745
>>27649876
>Not flying so fast you're invisible
Come up step it up
>>27649905
I was being sarcastic. Obviously the second choice is superior. Sorry I didn't make it more clear
>>27649950
>not able to fly really fast in small rooms such as girls locker room
>>27649949
it says the ability to read minds, not that you constantly read any nearby minds.
you have the ability to run. doesn't mean you are constantly running.
anyways depends if b can run over the internet. if it can, then i suddenly become a god, and thats worth way more than 100 million. i could fucking steal passwords and shit with that.
if not, then 100 million dollars please.
>>27649955
I know; it was still an appropriate place to bring it up though, and I was arguing against the same thing you were. I guess I should have said something like "Indeed, anon; furthermore..."
>>27649950
>not tearing yourself apart in a burning, freezing sonic boom
>not bursting yourself like a balloon against the atmosphere
Can you use A to have sex with anime girls. If not, C
>>27650016
With C you could speed up the VR revolution
>>27650008
Oh all right then. Good day, anon
What if only your skin is invisible? Like people can still see your organs and intestines just fine. How crazy would that be?
>>27649908
He'll just keep buying new ones! That reminds me...
>live with rich Jew cousin who gets $$$ from parents
>totally unaware of his surroundings
>put his milk in the freezer
>he buys more
>keep doing that
>never notices that he just bought some and it's gone, just keeps buying more
>opens the freezer one day and sees a bunch of frozen milk cartons
>asks me about it while I'm playing video games
>shrug and say I have no idea
>he shrugs too
>never do it again, he never says anything about it again
>>27650054
Very crazy, Anon.
>>27650054
crazy af senpai
>>27649855
>not just stashing your haul inside your anus
>>27649558
A.
Anything else is just a detour.
>>27650073
I'm sure there are people out there whose first thought that would be, and who would do it immediately without second thoughts.
>people aren't picking B
Yall are some dumb mother fuckers.
I'll admit though that D is very useful, in fact probably life saving. But the same could be easily said about B
B is the best option, even though I'd probably regret not choosing invisibility just so I could fuck with normies and rape womyn
C, because
>no risks of being discovered and caught
>you don't have to take advantage of other
>effortless
>guaranteed money
>>27650105
This desu. I think B and D (reading minds and invisibility) are for people who "just wanna watch the world burn" because it's unexplored territory that might just end up fucking your shit the fuck up.
>>27650105
>instant 100mil
>no risks
are you really that stupid?
>>27649558
A.
B is very tempting though, but the ridiculous social status you would get from being able to have sex with anyone on the planet is just as good as the potential practical use of being able to read minds.
>>27650105
>Being a multi millionaire
>not taking advantage of others
Top kek.
Also instantly adding 100 million dollars into circulation would really fuck things up tbqh
>>27650157
Oh yeah, wouldn't you need a financial advisor or something? Wouldn't the authorities be like hey where did that come from and probably confiscate it? GOSH thinking about these questions too much makes you aware that it's all just an exercise to get you to think about these questions.
>>27650157
who would know about it?
it's not like a lottery win where they tell everyone
>>27650185
>100mil in your bank
>taxman wants to know where it came from
>100mil in cash
>good luck buying anything other than groceries with cash
read minds can do the others except turn invisible
read every females mind till you find one that thinks you look good, read minds could do a lot of different things to make money but would take long time,
actually each of this probably gives 2 of the others.
invisible can give you a million dollars if you steal it.
100 million dollars can give you sex whenever you want
none of the others can read minds though unless they 'thought' out loud or observed them while invisible to get an 'insight'. which isn't really reading minds but close
>>27650213
>you get instant 100 million dollars
Not
>jewbanks get instant 100 million dollars
>>27650213
>>27650163
>>27650163
assumed that things like that would be taken cared of by the magical being that gives you the choices in the first place
no less plausible than being able to turn invisible anyway
>>27650236
>100mil in cash
>good luck buying anything other than groceries with cash
>>27650213
You get major discounts when buying cars and other things when you use cash. Ever watched Dave Rhamsey? He explains why having cash is far superior to having a credit card
A is basically penis mind control. It's the best power ever and can be used for anything. Most importantly
>Make billions from porn because anyone, can star in it with you.
>>27650256
Refer to
>>27650263
Original senapai
I'll take the 100 million.
I'm not interested in meaningless sex.
Knowing my own thoughts, I wouldn't want to know what other people think.
Don't know what to do with invisibility besides spy on people.
>>27650269
Just because you have the magical power to fuck anyone doesn't mean that people over the Internet would want to see porn starring a robot
>>27650269
>Make billions from porn because anyone, can star in it with you.
That's fucking genius
>>27650316
Oh yeah I guess A is unexplored territory too that would very obviously have unpredictable results. Everyone would want to have sex with you, or you would be able to simply make it happen? Would they be under mind control and act lifeless? Would they be crazy about you?
>not picking b and using your powers to become a world ruler
It's like you people enjoying being cucks.
>>27650352
>A is unexplored territory
>unpredictable results
Indeed it is. It's a phenomenal power, really. If you ever got into a fight with someone, a fight which they would clearly win, then you can just switch on your power and have sex with them. Then walk away.
If you got imprisoned, you could just have sex with the warden or the leader of the country and get out of prison that way.
If war were declared, you could just have sex with the leader of the opposing army and either change their mind or assassinate them, right there in the bed.
You could have a threesome with the heads of north and south korea and finally make peace between the two nations.
It's a great tool for peace. Through dick, unity.
>>27650314
Doesn't matter. People would pay top dollar to see porn staring a large number of people that otherwise wouldn't do porn.
B or D could make me more than $100 Million dollars, and with D I could do THAT.
>>27650439
In a way this is indeed the choice that has the most potential for a severe impact.
>>27649837
>a hundred million dollars without much significant effort?
Go to poker tournament.
Win, because you know everyone's cards.
Poker with all information accessible is really easy.
>>27650439
Wouldn't you, the robot, gain popularity? Wouldn't people hate you? Maybe target you?
B is the correct answer.
If I would be able to read minds I would also be able to make a shit load of money in no time. How? Just think for example at Dan Bilzerian: reading minds during an important poker match would get me rich without even getting tired. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There are many more possibilities of this kind.
With all the money I want I can also fuck all the women I want. And not just escorts: I'm rich and I know, for example, what the woman of my life is thinking, getting laid with her would be the easiest thing.
Assuming that I'd still want something else like flying, I could just buy a motherfucking jetpack or invest all my money in a research team of engineers that would find me a way to fly whenever I want.
>>27649558
I hope no one took D. You are already invisible to other people.
>>27650473
Yes, but I could also fuck them and make my escape.
I could also dial 911 while boning them and keep them occupied with my dick until the cops show up if that doesn't work.
B for sure if the mind reading is professor Xavier tier.
Depending on how A works it could have some pretty powerful side benefits other than the sex. Like if it makes it so that anyone you target automatically wants to have sex to the extent that they are willing to put any conflicting commitments aside than you are exerting a considerable influence on them. You could probably set yourself up with a huge cult, which would be its own source of money and power with which to satisfy your non-sex related desires.
>>27650479
>choose B so you can make loads of money and fuck bitches
>not choosing C and getting $100m without having to play poker and fuck bitches whenever you want cause money
You didn't think this through did you.
>>27650524
Hahahahaha oh god. Everyone who wanted to hurt you would just end up fucking you. But jeez anon you're turning into quite a little slut aren't you? Also how many people could you keep sexually occupied at once? You might become the number 1 enemy. People would catch on that you were somehow controlling them.
>>27650479
Yeah... I don't think getting into a high stakes poker match with Dan bilzerian is the most reliable idea to get rich.
Why does everyone rely on poker in these hypothetical anyway? Even with an advantage poker is still a game of massive amounts of luck
Only normies don't pick A
>B
>Eww anon is such a creep
>C
Only gets you sex with whores, no qts
>D
Invisibility != Invincibility, if I tried to use it for A I'd end up getting caught and arrested soon anyway
>>27650661
It said whoever you want, whenever you want.
So if you want you can fuck an unlimited amount of people at any one time. Maybe like a big conga line.
Depending on how exactly this power works you could also possibly form a standing army of people permanently devoted to your penis that will protect you from all the people who don't like being controlled.
>>27649558
B is fucking sick in the grand scheme of things, can definitely change your life a lot
>>27650709
Lmfao.original as the day is long bud
>>27649820
you can literally earn up to 50k a night simply by being invisible inside a drug store and stealing all the meme illnesses pills
>>27650698
>Picking C only for sex
GG you fail life
>>27650163
no it wouldn't
up to dozens of billions showing out of thin air, then we start talking
Let's weigh the options:
a) Sex is pretty nice, but I suppose it would get tiresome after a while. A lot of the specialness of sex comes from the difficulty in actually achieving it. But, then again, it also makes things like going to the bar a lot simpler: get some drinks, walk up to a girl, and whether she truly wants to or not, you're going to bang her.
b) Reading minds is nice, but the main problem is that you can only assuage people's expectations, not remove them entirely. If you're in an interview, you won't be able to convince the interviewer to hire you if they're dead-set on not hiring anyone; if you're on a date and she's not interested in you, there's not much you can do to help that. Beyond that, you'd have to use blackmail or crime to get even minor benefit from it.
c) Probably the baseline. Especially if it's not taxed nor automatically deducted every year, this is the most useful.
d) Potentially the best one, though. If you've given up on the world, invisibility (especially "super invisibility" or, you can't be tracked at all) is superb. You can take advantage of huge, empty houses. You can steal food from time to time. I suppose you can also use invisibility for normal, small things -- although it'd be a bit of a waste, IMO.
Option A if you want to keep your normal life; rarely Option B; Option C if you want the most options; Option D if you want to go full ghost mode.
But which would "supplement the natural human drive"? Which one would keep (or rather improve) my motivation in life? Option A would probably make me a sex addict; Option B would make me depressed at how awful yet banal people are; Option C is basically being a Super NEET; Option D is similar to C, although certain aspects make it so that you HAVE to be moving constantly and aware of things.
All this in mind, I'd go with D.
Are you all retarded? With being invisible you could always steal a shit ton of money plus have the power to beat up who ever you want without risk of the law, enter where ever you want etc.... There are people who would pay one billion to have invisible powers
Mind reading. Obvious choice.
>game shows can't stand me
>get rich from having the power
>government pays millions to have me gather intel
Why would you not?
>>27649558
The money, of course.
>>27651318
1. I don't think in most gameshows the presenter knows the answers either.
2. You'd have to get selected to appear on them first.
>>27649713
>only ONE life
>choose the safest and most boring option
Superpowers >>> Money, has anime taught you nothing?
c is the best option obviously. you have like infinitely less worries in life
>>27649558
$100 million.
I don't want to know what others are thinking, it'd probably make me stressed or sad. I already have sex with the only person I want to have sex with. Invisibility might give me the ability to steal the money, but I'd rather just have it without having to cause other people harm. Invisibility would be my second choice, if my person for A) died and I had nothing else in life.
$100 million would be the least stressful one.
C. A is degenerate, B and D will get you into trouble once secret agencies find out you have a superpower and capture you. Plus B will be depressive as hell to find out everyone secretly hates you and others and D isn't good for much besides stealing and spying on girls in changing rooms.
Option B here. That is the most useful.
>>27650999
B's best advantage isn't changing other people or overcoming situations that are impossible, its best benefit is the same as stealing intelligence in a war, or spying on someone; you use the knowledge to place yourself ahead of the competition and start you off on the best footing you can.
Girl not interested and the date is going bad? Her mind will tell you why, then you can decide to be "spontaneous" and suggest you both go do the exact thing she was thinking off. If some superficial aspect of you is turning her off then you have the insider information to fix that thing, preferably in the moment if possible or "suggest" to her about the change you were going to make to her predictable approval and scoring points. Maybe its just a bad time for her and she is distracted by her sick relative (the one in a million time that excuse is real) or a heap of coursework or problems at her job. Use that info to probe her a bit, to vent and make her feel better about being out with you, or say "i can tell you've got some big things on your mind so lets try this another time" and maybe get some points for consideration and any desire she might have to make up for being shitty company.
Depending on how it precisely works you could use that ability to essentially become everyone best friend, who always knows the right thing to do and say in every situation and whose presence is appreciated very highly. Winning the hearts of your colleagues and satisfying the unspoken desires of those around you is a powerful thing if you can do it to the right kind of people.
Not to mention you will always know if someone is trying to deceive or scam you and use peoples secrets against them if required. You can surround yourself with good, altruistic people, introduce them to each other and have it be a multiplier effect to your unnatural charisma by always having a group of reliable friends to do business and activities together.
>>27649558
D and become the deadliest assassin in history
>>27649558
The money obviously.
Money can literally buy happiness.
Invisibility is a shitty power. Everyone would see your outline from the dirt and dust that sticks onto you.
C is the best option.
>>27649558
E) Have a big dick
Literally the only one thing that can turn my life over. Confidence is the key to everything, and my penis ruined it.
>>27652022
>>27649558
But i would choose D because voyeurism
>>27649558
D. I'd jerk off outside a bunch and steal candy from sheetz
>>27649558
a. because you do b c and d to achieve it
>>27649558
If A includes fictional characters, A.
If it doesn't, just take C.
Easy choice.
>>27651674
>literally options to have superpowers or shit loads of money
>all he can think about is how to impress a girl and get friends
You are a very boring person
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a MILLION TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who cares what others think, you will kill yourself with this
you cant buy honesty, you can buy betrayal
for what purpose turning invisible? are you 12?
sex is the greatest fucking thing in life if you are an adult male doing it with an attractive and loving female
why do you think ppl are so envious of them
100 million also gets you A.
>>27652405
I'll give you a (You) for effort
>read minds
>become a poker champion for dosh
>know who wants to fug you
>can read if someone sees you or not
B by far
I want money more than anything else so the world can just leave me alone and let me jerk off in peace.
>>27649558
D)
I already enjoy my life, but being invisible wouldnbe really fun and incoukd make mad bank on the side with that kind of power in the place I live.
Here's my reasoning. I am living in a SEA country, and here there is major corruption. I am working for a foreign company and make enough money with a great gf to live very comfortable and still save. If I could go invisible I would start being a night hero and robbing the corrupt gov officials and start giving back to the community.
Would be heaps fun.
>>27649558
B.
you can get anything you could ever want with that. people run the world, and now you run people.
im already depressed as fuck so i doubt it will redpill me beyond what i can stand, i might even be really uplifted to realize others actually have honest positive and empathetic thoughts..
>>27649682
Literally the best response in the thread
>>27650002
I think we have the most intelligent post in the thread right here
anyone who doesn't pick D is an idiot tbqh
Lieing shitbags with delusions: the thread
meanwhile each and every one of you pry after some hottie who you would ravage and fuck till they are dry
stay stronk robots, you really are speshul
C is tempting as fuck, but I'm gonna have to go with A. Come on, I can sleep with every cutie ever for the rest of my life? That's pretty neat
>>27652322
>Thinking that's literally all I'm talking about is "impressing girls and friends".
No anon, you are the boring.
You do this with some normies first and get a good initial job through the connections.
You move on to your boss and your bosses friends and bushiness connections. On and on you go up the chain with progressively more influential and powerful people as your own social standing and influence increases and before long you're being happily invited to the exclusive clubs of billionaires and world leaders.
Look harder for the deeper endpoint. I know nuance is difficult for autists like yourself.
C grants you A to am extent, so yeah money home braj.
>>27650002
fuck that, mindreading + gambling=unlimited money
I choose B and immediately move to Vegas
Turn invisible is the only answer.
>steal money easy
>go into oneitis house and masturbate while she sleeps and showers
>???
>>27649558
B
Would you even be able to see if you were invisible? Doesn't light need to reflect off of your eyes in order to see?
I choose option A because it allows for interdimentional travel. I could have sex with anyone, whenever I wanted. Their for I could think "I want to have sex with the Marvel adaptation of Thor when he arrives in that worlds Asgard." and boom, I'm fucking Thor in Asgard, and thus I've successfully traveled to the Marvel comics universe. I doesn't say I cant do this so hey, why not.
>>27649558
Does this mean you can read minds anywhere?
If so it's clearly the superior choice. Need a gf? Just read girls' minds and see which one likes you, or the best way to make her like you.
Need money? Become a famous mind reader, a poker pro, etc. The posibilities are endless.
Need safety? You know what people are thinking, you know who wants to harm you so you can take the right precautions.
Want to rule the world? If you can read minds this is ridiculously easy.
Invisibility is second because of how fun it would be. But it's nowhere near as useful as reading minds.
>>27652485
/thread closed by the only logical anwser
>>27653204
>not earning money at poker by reading minds
>not reading her mind to know what she likes to make her love you and then fucking her
>>27653238
Pure genius. You must be a true autist to break the game that hard.
>>27649558
Well B would be the best answer, since you could play your cards right and you'll be able to beat anybody in life and climb your way up the ladder.
But I'm too stupid to outwit anybody so I'd just go with A
D, so I can kill people and get away with it
B)
I can reasonably use B to get A and C (blackmail and gas lighting becomes ez mode). D is not particularly useful unless it allows me to turn off thermal detection and turn other objects invisible (clothing)
>>27649558
D) I could steal shit loads more than 100mil, escape jail if I ever get caught,and fuck infinite bitches.
>>27653539
Turn thermal googles and you are done.
/biz/ here
Option A is worthless unless it has physical implications, such as making an enemy soldier put their weapon down and fuck you
Option b is wroth more than 100 million dollars easilly. The only thing c is better at monetizing than b would be if if you made some yolo plays in somolia or something. Option D is only worthwhile for the cia studying your body. It wouldn't net you 100 million+ in your lifetime.
>>27649837
>corporate espionage/insider trading
>steal weapons blueprints
>collect terrorist bounties
You'd piss people off real fast, but invisibility would never net you over 10 million dollars. Anything you can steal over 1 million dollars has dogshit liquidity and there'd be a paradigm shift by then.
>>27653599
Literally nobody gives a fuck about /biz/
Fuck off back to your wanna be wolf of wall street cuckboard
>>27653471
you can get D with B
just be sneaky and read people's minds to know if they can see you
>>27653625
you would be invisible, not undetectable and certainly not bulletproof
>>27649558
choosing C basically gives you A right off the bat. As does D (rape). So C and D are the only viable options.
D, I'd rather rape than fuck
>>27653771
Yeah invisibility isn't great. Only if the things you touch with intent turn invisible. Then you could use it to get most anything you want, and it'd be more fun that just being given money.
>>27649558
B because I already have psychopathic mind but don't utilize it due to low self esteem from shitty childhood. It would cover up my uncertainty in what ifs of manipulation. Also getting women wet and to the bed naturally as well as fulfilling their dreams sounds like a rocking adventure.
>>27650439
>fuck all kpop jpop and shit top 50 girls with virgins first
We need this tape.
>>27649558
Assuming invisibility applies to the full electromagnetic spectrum and that Mossack Fonseca is still in business, then D.
If not, I can't be arsed with the work involved with A and B, so I'll just take C.
C
I could make 100,000,000 with B or D but that would take too much effort
>>27654027
Wow dude epic, you're like, really cool man
C would be the best choice.You'd get AB and D right after.
>pay people a lucrative amount of money to jump your bones
>you'll be able to read everyone's mind: "wow he's got money!"
>you can go invisible by moving to a little island or getting people to do things for you (again, paying them lucrative amounts of money)
>>27649558
D ofc you can easily achieve the C 100 million by being a hitman B my break you and A is not impossible
>>27650678
>Get unlucky
>Know everyone else will beat you
>Fold
>Lose next to nothing because you folded
>Repeat until you get a good hand
>>27654027
lol j bc u can read minds doesnt mean you can get women wet
>>27649711
>>27649711
For some of us, there would never be a girl interested, and we would just hear people being mean and talking shit about us.
Plus mind reading sounds dumb, based on all the random shit in my mind, it would be too much.
>>27653154
>getting a job
>he has superpowers and wants a job
Please stop, I'm almost falling asleep here
>read minds
>become prophet/messiah of new religion
>all the money/sex/power you could want
>>27649558
B.
B would lead to easy money and easy sex, and anything else you desire.
