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I kind of fucked up. I asked 2 French girls from university to come visit me in the countryside over easter break kind of not expecting them to show up and they are coming tomorrow. I literally have no idea what to do, how do you keep girls entertained. There is nothing where I live its basically rural Ireland.
What exactly am I meant to do ?
>>27648832
Play cornhole
Show them your Pepes.
>>27648832
French birds are filthy!
Shag 'em in the fridge, freezer, shag 'em on the toilet, in the attic. They LOVE a good shaggin'.
>>27648832
Show them the community and bring them to a local restaurant.
>>27648832
gonna innawods search animals, birds, bugs, also search for mushrooms and shits, whatever man you got it, try to act cool as possible, and like a humble country man.
>>27648832
Recruit them as mechanics for the Enclave. Once they're ready, we'll send a vertibird to escort them to Fort Red in Massachusetts.
>>27648832
Show them the countryside, go hiking, show them villages with something cool/ intereting about them (architecture, history etc.). Go eat traditional food, explain them local culture and stuff. Go to pubs, check for events and festivities. Small town fairs and stuff like that. Make day trips to places that the girls otherwise wouldn't have seen.
Smoke weed, drink booze, go for long walks in the countryside.
>>27648832
Show them the wonders of Buckfast.
One time I met some French people and that kept them occupied for days.
>>27648832
If you have weed then smoke it with them and everything will become easier.
In the afternoon go for a walk in the countryside , in the evening have dinner ready (go out and buy stuff so you can serve them a decent meal unless you happen to have enough in). After that make sure you have alcohol (probably wine or mixed drinks like vodka and cranberry or gin or vodka and Coke [you'll have a better idea of what they drink. If you have literally no idea then get wine, not the least or most expensive one]) and either play a board game like monopoly or cluedo with drinking rules, or just watch a movie and chat while drinking if it is too late, show them your stuff. Also videogames while getting drunk could work.
Don't try to make a move on either of them unless they flirt with you unless you know that you're good at flirting in a relaxed , non-committal, fun way. Rather than getting with either of them tonight the experience is probably more valuable in showing that you're a cool guy who they can hang out and isn't only out to get with them, especially when they're both effectively stranded at your place so won't have anywhere to go if you make things awkward.
You don't have to be completely dickless, flirt back if they are, but I don't think you should view it as a situation you can ''make happen' it's likely neither would get with you since it would leave the other one as an awkward 3rd wheel anyway.
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>>27649026
Do these, drink alcohol and let things naturally happen.
Something that you will find quickly is that 2 girls 1 guy is basically the ideal social dynamics for you. Unless you are EXTREMELY beta (if you were they wouldn't come in the first place), things will naturally flow with them following your lead. They will also both have to compete for your attention.
This will allow you to take the passive role for once. Instead of having to actively drive things, you will just need to react to them accordingly. They'll both start escalating throughout the day, probably get more playful and touchy and once you guys start drinking it's a wrap. Easy threesome, or just pick whichever one you like most and fuck her.
I don't know why, but girls work best when they have direct competition like this. Just learn to keep the balance right, don't give either of them too much attention.
>>27648832
Just scare them off. Phone them and say how you're looking forward to fucking them in the potato field.
If they still come over then you've made it, bro. If not, who cares. You're free.
introduce them to the local BBC's
1. buy lots of alcohol wine and champagne n shit
2. get some cheese n shit nice shit
3. get some movies n shit
4. get some weed too
>>27648832
Talk to them the same way you did when you met them.
Thats it.
first and foremost clean your fucking house. and i mean fucking everything. ESPECIALLY the rooms theyll be staying it. If they arrive at your house and its a shit hole, 100% garuntee theyll just go to the closest hotel and never visit you again.
seriously op
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE
>>27648832
Nothing to do means fucking becomes an option.
OP You don't have to do anything extravagant or out of the ordinary.
The fact that they are coming means they feel comfortable around you. So that should give you some self-confidence.
Just do basic shit, go to a store with them to get movies to watch, get drinks / food, have movie night at home.
Make them laugh and have Ebin 3-way with them OP. YOU'LL DO GREAT |=AM I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27649656
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't designate rooms for them to stay in. that's Beta.
Be causal and never speak about the sleeping arrangement until it is late and they are drunk on the couch and getting sleepy
Then you take them to sleep in your bed with you
This could go very well or very badly.
Ask your mom for help. I'm totally serious.
Getting stressed means you already failed. Now that you've lost, chill.
>>27648832
Top 40 loud radio music, beer and a car.
>>27648832
Booze + a kingsize box of condoms.
>>27649768
Moms will surely give him beta advice.
Ask your dad. He is a successful chad with much experience.
Get some nice towels. Girls like that.
>>27649938
I think moms would be a good resource in developign a portfolio of shit to throw at the puss. OP shouldn't ask his mom how to fuck them, just how to keep them entertained/comfortable.
>>27649705
This is great advice
Also
ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL
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>>27649341
Both of these.
You could end up fucking both of them if you've got enough finesse, but don't even worry about that. If it happens, it'll happen. Be assertive and not an agreeable pushover. The fact that you have two ladies coming over should tell you that you're handsome enough to draw women (two--simultaneously) into your skeet dungeon. Don't fuck up.
>>27648832
Don't you Irish folks just drink all day? Get them to the best pub, drink alcohol, then go drunken food shopping for a drunken picnic. Pick spot that showcases something beautiful--architecture, scenery, something for them to selfie in front of so they can get likes which will drive up your value. The trick is to pretend it's all spontaneous. Girls like to be around men who seem fun.
>gets two young french ladies to visit him in rural Ireland
Don't overthink this. One of them wants the dick with 95% certianty
>>27648832
THANK GOD IMA COUNTRY BOY~
>>27651118
Sauce?
oregano senpai
>>27651150
google 'big foot, sasquatch, blowjob, outdoors'
