Who /devilish/ here?
>hear someone sneeze and say "bless you"
>don't really mean it
>>27648545
>pic related are pretty heavy doors
>pass it and hold it because I see someone behind me who's not very near
>he has to run to get the door because he surely thinks my patience will run off and he can't bother opening it
>Are you feeling suicidal?
>Tell them no
>I actually pray for death everyday
>>27648545
>meet older guy from craigslist m4m section
>asks if he want to fuck me raw or with a condom
>says I'm allergic to latex
>he fucks me hard raw and cums inside me deep
>not really allergic to latex
>>27648596
Confusing post. You sound like the average overly polite Canadian but those signs are in French and people in Quebec are dirt
>in choir
>don't actually sing, just kind of hum
no one even said anything about it afterwards lmao
>>27648545
>some fat guy in class loudly asks if anyone is watching "Ale Class-ico"
>I'm wearing a Barca shirt under my hoodie
>Say nothing, let him feel embarrassed because nobody else responded either
I deserve to be miserable and alone
>>27648639
I'm from France. I thought that me forcing them to run to get to the door is pretty devilish
>be in high school
>know a lot of random historical facts
>US history teacher thinks that I'm a hardworking student, I become his favorite
>he invites me to join the model un club without even trying out
>i never attend a meeting, only go to one conference
>a lot of the other members hate me for not working but they can't say shit because he runs the club
>mfw I get to put "Model UN Vice President" on my college application
>Turn 18 last week
>Dad asks what kind of Camaro to buy me
>I say Z/28
>I actually wanted a ZL1
>"Give my regards to your mother"
>Doesn't give the regards
>>27648739
You have bad taste
>>27648739
>my friend gets a $50,000 Camaro from his parents for his 16th birthday
>my other friend gets a $40,000 Mustang
>I pretend to think they're really cool so I can get rides
>I'm actually incredibly jealous and consider stealing one of the cars
>"goodnight"
>have bad night
>parents/coworkers ask what I'm planning to do after college
>I tell them I want to go to law school
>I'm actually just going to kill myself
>>27648775
back then my friends wondered why I didn't get my license when I was 16 while their parents all had cars ready for them when they got their license
>>27648635
when was the devilish meme stolen by faggots? It used to be actually funny
>>27648826
I didn't get my license because I didn't want to admit that my family was too poor to buy me a car (I was on a scholarship at a really, really upscale prep school).
>go to supermarket bread section
>squeeze every bread and bun through the plastic bag so that they get all mushy
>go through years of schools
>get PhD in physics
>everybody congratulates me for achieving my dream
>mfw my dream is actually to be a painter
>>27648774
>Car that beat the GTR while still costing less
>Bad taste
Wew.
>pretend to be a loli
>pedos find me
>tell them the v& is coming
>dont actually do anything
lol
>inb4 r9k rages and closes my PedoMagnet9000
>when grandma makes pie
>tell her it's good
>really wasn't and I just wanted pic related
>>27648966
>FB_IMG_1459728767692.jpg
Go back to normiebook and stay there
>>27648936
>muh laptimes per dollar
>>27648958
>m-my friend did it!
>>27648958
That is hilarious.
I want to start doing something like that.
>>27649028
>Implying that's my argument
No. The main argument is that it made a fool out of the GT-R and shocked the world, all while costing less. A CAMARO of all cars, beating a GT-R? Not in a million years. But yet, here it is. You'd be an idiot not to want one.
>>27648958
I'm curious, please continue
>>27648919
i can relate, post your artwork please so i can compare it to mine
>go to the doctor
>have to fill in some typical questionnaire about my health status
>get the question that asks if im sexually active
>check yes
>im actually not
>>27648958
This gets me wet a little. More?
This was yesterday
>walk into Subway at about 8 p.m.
>nobody there except employees
>go to the bathroom to take a piss
>buy nothing
>walk out
>>27648919
>>27649107
>post on 4chan about wanting to be an artist so I can fit in to the /mischief/ threads
>don't actually want to be an artist
>>27648966
WELSHILISH
>WelshPepe.jpg
>>27648958
maybe you can lure them to a dark alley and mug them
>post something incredibly autistic and cringeworthy
>don't go back to read the replies and get BTFO
>apply for jobs bcoz parents make me
>get call back from jobs
>"hi anon are you still interested, we have an openin-"
>"No thanks, I found a job"
>I didn't find a job
>Have really bad gas at work
>Wait til the literal retard at work walks by then let them slip up
>Everyone thinks it's him stinking up the aisles and bitch about it constantly
>>27649145
NO women or fake women allowed anon
>>27648545
>tell oneita to stay with long distance bf
>just so she has a reason to come back here
>>27648936
>Thinking taste = speed
Simpleton
>>27649094
I don't even have to do anything fucks just add me and want to have sex with me. Usually I either say I'm gonna report their sorry ass to the cops or I'll share the chat (along with their dick pics) with their family and they get scared shitless.
And they're all fucking normies. Fucking hell if you have something to lose why would you risk your life on the shit like this? Fucking retards.
>>27649447
>why between us
:^)
More pls anon
Just between us anons of course
>>27649447
Make them give you neetbux.
Have you ever shared it with their family? Do it, that'd be so great.
>>27649467
Still got this desperate cuck on the line. He's literally begging me to be his gf now as I've been refusing him for days.
>>27649327
>Thinking taste=/=speed
Toyota drivers, everyone.
