being the guy that made Minecraft

I want to be a one-hit wonder

>>27648487
I wish someone paid me to lay around and do whatever I want.

furniture designer. moved to germany, learned german, am studying industrial design. college is free bitch.

I have no dreams and aspirations.

I want to create official tabletop RPG systems for popular anime, movie and TV series.

Fuck copyright laws, FUCK DISNEY.

I got a journalism degree so I wanna write for High Times cus I love smoking weed.

Airline Pilot - but ideally in the 50s and 60s back when we were even more respected than today.

Y-Yes I'm in training to become a pilot

>>27648487
My dream was to work for bungie.
Then it was to help program some transhumanist tech.
Now it is "anything that maximizes money for minimal effort" or "literally anything as long as I can do it".
I used to be against driving jobs because automated cars will take over soon. Now I'd get one just so they can eradicate my job, but I can have an easy job until then.

if you don't pick philosopher you're a normie

I want to take over Poland, establish monarchy and then slowly conquer the fucking galaxy

>>27648785

Okay hitler.

Make sure to go after the space jews, they're ruining interstellar civilization

>>27648487
I don't know, that's the problem.

>>27648808
I'm not planning conquering Poland, I want to take it from inside. And I won't kill Jews, they are good with money so they can work for me.

>>27648755
There aren't any original thoughts left. And all the thoughts I've had fall into the philosophies already developed by people smarter than I. Its not like you can make money from that either if you don't write books or teach, which are both shit jobs.

Every job sounds like absolute hell.

Veterinarian

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>>27648679

Watch out for this big guy.