>When her map awareness is shit
>When she's part of a "youth" group
>when she thinks she's a robot and thinks she has the right to post on r9k
>She cosplays
Too many selfies.
NEVER EVER DATE A NARCISSIST.
Her name is shortened to it's masculine form.
> she never had a boyfriend
> she's 20+ now
>>27648046
>when she doesn't want to cheat on me with tyrone
>she's not a virgin
>she's not kind to kids and animals
>she doesn't like anime and videogames
>she's not physically and emotionally intimate
>she's not clingy
>she routinely wears make up
>she has tattoos
>she has piercings anywhere other than her ears
when her wang is 2.3x bigger than yours
>>27648141
We said Red Flags not Green Flags
>>27648090
Alex reporting in. How does it feel knowing that I have a vagina and still manage to be more of a man than you?
>>27648210
You don't, though. If you had to live a week as an average man you'd be on the verge of suicide.
>>27648234
I'm always on the verge of suicide, faggot. Get on my lvl.
>>27648093
that's a green flag
>>27648093
>she only have male dogs
>>27648210
>>27648298
Wanna be my girlfriend, Alex?
I mean if you're going to kill yourself, you've really got nothing to lose.
>>27648046
>Red Flags Thread?
This thread was made fucking trolls.
>>27648457
Being suicidal and depressed means that I am not really relationship material. I have the decency to not subject someone to my pathetic exsistence. But thanks for asking anyway. Even if you dont mean it.
>She wears leggings to expose her crotch zone
>She wear white bras with light shirts
>Wears makeup to enhance her cleavage
>Her make up is poorly done
>Her make up is extremely overdone and makes her look like a doll.
>>27648528
>Being suicidal and depressed means that I am not really relationship material
This mindset alone is enough to prove that you're a good person.
If you ever work past your issues, I think you would make an amazing waifu. Good luck Alex.
>>27648528
>Being suicidal and depressed means that I am not really relationship material.
What does relationship material even mean?
At least tell me something about yourself. What do you like, what do you dislike, why are you having so much trouble with life?
>>27648210
But Alex I like tomboys and reverse traps
They're a cute
guys/girls
could you date someone with the same name as you?
>>27648604
>girl named Josh
>>27648430
green flag right there bruh
>not wanting to eat dog cum out of her freshly knotted and pumped pussy then going in for sloppy seconds as the dog watches
>>27648046
>She bites the ends of straws when she drinks
>Her second toe is longer than her big toe
>Her eyes are any colour but green
>She has a gap between her front teeth
>Her name has a "p" or "j" in it
>ugly
and yeah that's pretty much it. if she looks good, I'll project whatever personality I want to her. at least that's what I've been doing ever since I was a kid.
>>27648528
pls be in
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>>27648126
you will literally never be happy, unless you join the rest of us and go gay.
>>27648067
[Frogs screaming in the distance]
>>27648314
Not really. What it means is that she's had loads of ONS and FWB things going.
She'll have a lot of notches in her bedpost.
>>27648572
>>27648576
>>27648790
>>27648457
Kill yourselves for not telling this attention-seeking whore to kill herself
>>27648298
DEFINITELY figuratively literally kill yourself
>she's anything that the modern female is
>>27648604
I have, it was weird.
Brett is a rare name (around here), and I'm the only guy named Brett I've ever met. I know 3 girls with the name tho.
>tfw girl's name
>>27648046
>She thinks the right side won World War II
>>27648126
Your dating pool is a nullspace, anon.
Enjoy your stay.
>>27648210
>>27648298
>>27648528
>Fembot btfoing a horde of robos.
I enjoyed this. Thanks, Alexandra.
>>27648126
My gf is all of those minus a Virgin, and her boyfriend was gay so it's not really that big of a deal.
There is still so much wrong that can(and did for me) with a girl. She has such low self esteem and is paranoid about her health. She was fat and now losing weight and around 150.
It feels like all I ever say to her over text is that she's not dying from some random illness, she isn't ugly and useless, or that she doesn't need to go binge on food. Yet I'm too afraid to break up with her because I might regret it.
Don't get a gf.
