>>27647721
Just buy a purity ring - problem solved

Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Fuck a dude on craigslist. Easiest thing in the world

There's no excuses for being a virgin anymore if you're not absolutely repulsive. Dudes on craigslist will fuck almost anything

>>27647984
He probably isnt a fag you gay nigger

You know what you need to do.....

https://us.glock.com/products/all

>>27647721
Whatever you do, be better than Elliot.

>>27647721
>Install Tinder/POF.
>Read up how to make a cool profile, and all that shit.
>Get acquainted with Stoicism to better endure the dozens or hundreds of rejections.
>Wait until you win the lotto.

It's not hard. Once you get an acceptable profile, it's a numbers game. You just need to be patient.

t. Worked for me. Seriously.

>>27649983
That cocksucker couldn't aim properly even if he was in a bottom tier shooting championship and the prize was pussy.

>>27647721
I lost my v-card at 22. There is still hope. But go and actively ask out girls before it is too late!

>>27648357
FBI just get the fuck out already

>>27647721
Actually considering the size of everything, you're a very very small object in a very big area, and your genitals and someone elses genitals are even smaller things in a huge area. It should statistically be improbable for your genitals to make contact with someone else's genitals at all if you were working out the probability of where they are vs. the amount of space they could be at.

You did it to yourself
Just you
You and no one else

lost mine at 24, youll be fine m8

>>27651136
And that's why it really hurts