WHO ABSOLUTE MADMAN HERE?
>please take one
>take two
>free sample
>leave $1 on the counter
>>27646117
or sometimes if I am feeling doubly mad I takenone
>buy one get one free
>only buy one
>do wee
>wipe bum
>honesty box fruit purchase
>leave exact price asked
>>27646202
Absolute monster in disguise
>get out keys to open front door
>click car unlock instead
>watch porn
>don't jerk off
>crosswalk sign says walk
>run
>no parking between 9:00AM to 5:00PM
>park there at 4:59PM
>find dead thread
>bump itt
>netflix and chill
>actually mad the whole time
>>27649236
>haggle about price for an hour
>pay full price anyway
>dish soap
>washed hands with it
I felt like I was alive for the first time.
I'm thinking about drying my hands with the dosh towel next time to lads.
>>27646408
I share this madness
>pretend to be a normie
>being virgin beta manlet
>play hentai game like AA2
>try to create a pure, wholesome romance with virtuous characters
>claim to condemn wars and bombings on the Middle East
>actually happy that mudslimes are killing and shooting each other
>>27649395
yes this also