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>5:30 am: wake up to gf's alarm going off
>5:45 am: go back to sleep
>11:00 am: wake up to gf coming home for lunch
>11:10 am: she pops some delicious tots in the oven
>11:30: eat tots with gf
>Noon: wait for gf to leave to go back to work and then smoke a bowl of her weed
>12:20: fap
>12:45: wipe my cum on the cat and smoke a cigarette
>1:00: pop a delicious Totinos Party Pizza (tm) in the oven and boot up some Command and Conquer Generals
>1:10: Take my pizza out of the oven, pour a glass of my gf's wine
>1:15: take my gf's laptop, my laptop, a glass of gf's wine, a bong, and my Party Pizza into the bathroom
>1:30: Proceed to take a fat shit while playing vidya, eating, smoking, streaming Superman cartons and getting drunk on the pot like a Dionysus high priest
>2:30: Gf calls on her break and asks me if I filled out my FAFSA. Lie and tell her I'm working on it while I poop and take bong rips
>3:00: Shit encrusting my ass, I finally wipe and return my game station to the living room. There is poop on my finger, I wipe it on the cat.
>4:00: gf is off of work, I preheat the oven for the best part of my day
>4:15: gf comes home, she notices I cleaned the toilet, brushed my teeth, and after I spread my cheeks, notices I have wiped cleanly, earning me 15 good boy points. Three entire tendies, I can barely contain my exuberance. Could have gained an additional Chickie MacTenTen with a shower, but it's not worth it
>4:20: I pick out three large tendies and tell her I will eat the pussy if I can have a bowl of tots. She agrees
>5:00: eat tendies with the gf. She tries to watch "Girls" on my laptop but I scream REEEEEEEEEEE and cry until I get Seinfeld
>6:00: watch Le Funny Jew Man and lick clitoris after my totties and tendies
>7:00: gf has had enough wine and goes to bed early
>7:30 - 3:00 am: Drink, smoke, and shitpost in between Tropico 4 until I pass out on the couch or go to bed with my gf, earning an additional 7 GBP's
I wonder what the peasants are doing today.
