>tfw your mom asks "Are you gay?" just because you haven't had a girlfriend
>tfw i tell my parents i don't want a girlfriend
>they go "alright, your life, your rules"
>years later they ask me when am i going to get a girlfriend
>pic related
Me: "Hey dad, I got a date!"
Dad: "With a girl!?"
>tfw you ask your mom "Are you stupid?" just because they had you
Happened to me a couple years ago. Insisted I wasn't gay. Recent;y come to realize that I actually am gay. Even though she'd be ok with it, it would just be embarrassing to come out at this point.
>>27645013
normie ree get out get out etc
>so fucking ugly that people don't even question the fact that you don't have a girlfriend
>tfw after 3 gf's I realize I'm actually gay
>wasted my time on pussy while i could have been sucking cock the whole time
>>27644959
>hey anon when are you going to bring that cute gf over from school?
>i dont have a gf
>oh well thats ok anon, just focus on your studies!
>>27645858
lol how the fuck do you not notice that you're gay smhfamily
>>27645935
Denial I guess. Always been uncomfortable about about sexuality so I tried not to think about it
>>27644959
>tfw they've stopped asking
I don't know which is worse.
>>27644959
>tfw so close with best buddy that your mom asked if hes "more than just a friend"
>tfw best buddy meanwhild thought you were asexual for years
[Spoiler]>tfw gf years later[/Spoiler]
>tfw daddy knows that I've fucked a couple of whores so he thinks I'm not gay
>tfw mother thinks it's bullshit
>tfw sister insist in me dating her best friend who happens to be a single mother of two niglets
my mom knows she fucked over my social upbringing so she would never cross that line :p
>>27646074
that last part sounds the worst
your sister care about her friend more than you. She literally wants her own brother to be a beta provider for her friend
>>27646120
I know, but she's a good sister apart from that.
and god damn, I ain't not supporting her single mother friend, I wouldn't even have sex with her, I kinda have some dignity you know.
