What is a fast, painless, and easy method of killing oneself with common household objects?
>>27644482
Not a household object but I would always go with cars.
The benefit is that your parents don't have to deal with the fact that there child committing suicide.
Also no pittybullshit from other people
Inject yourself with some fresh air and you might feel better about life, it's as good as a drug.
>>27644523
Just go with a train, its overkill because you'll be dead so quick.
who cares about the conductor though, not your problem regardless of what people say to the contrary
>>27644588
The problem is that's it's obviously suicide.
I'm considering this currently to get out of my marriage.
My parents would never recover so why not aviod this easily by having a car accident.
>>27644482
>fast, painless, and easy method of killing oneself
Dude if this existed, do you think any of us would still be here?
>>27644762
Shotgun to the brain is fast, easy and painless.
Same with jumping off a building.
>euthanasia is illegal
why can't i go to an anesthesiologist and pay them, say, every cent i have, to painlessly put me to sleep forever?
i'm done, i know nothing will ever get better. is it so much to ask that i not suffer even more or even worse, risk mutilating myself and living even more deformed than i already am?
Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
>>27644789
Oh, and hanging too. People asphyxiate themselves on purpose while masturbating/getting fucked for a reason.
>>27644800
>why can't i go to an anesthesiologist and pay them
You a Canadabot by any chance?
>>27644831
ameritard
if i had socialist healthcare i'd demand the gubmint pay for my euthanasia
>>27644789
Both of these have an alarmingly high failure rate.
Do some research before attempting famalam.
>>27644854
How the fuck do you fail with a shotgun?
>>27644852
>if i had socialist healthcare i'd demand the gubmint pay for my euthanasia
Believe it or not exactly this is coming to Canada in June. Best news from the government in many years.
I know euthanasia is legal in a couple states, including Oregon. Have you looked into that?
>>27644866
>How the fuck do you fail with a shotgun?
Ask this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC-eUpJsP-Q
>>27644884
you have to be terminally ill
my shit is completely fucked forever but not by government standards. they'd rather force me to participate in the economy forever and if i try to kill myself, lock me up and turn me into a zombie until my unfortunate demi$e
>>27644906
Moral of the story: Put it in your mouth and aim for the stem.
>>27644931
Then I feel you, brobot. I too believe there should a graceful exit available for everyone who wants it.
Luckily for me, I live in a state where buying a gun is easy
>>27645375
>implying you can't get a gun illegally, easily.
>>27644906
This is my fear.
Trying some shit like this and ending up even worse.
>>27645571
getting things illegally requires a social network. it's incredibly difficult for someone who's depressed and doesn't have any friends and never leaves the house.
>>27644652
Good plan, what are you going to do once you are done with it ?
