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>there are people on this board right now who can't even
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>there are people on this board right now who can't even order a hamburger in a restaurant because of "social anxiety"

lel how pathetic can a person get?
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i'm so pathetic i'd rape and murder you while your nig nog baby watches. Fukin cunt
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>unironically uses "lel"
Idk Anon you tell me
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>>27642405
How do you know he used it unironically?

Can you detect tone through the Internet?
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I can order a hamburger in a restaurant just fine.

But then when I go home, I will spend the next hour agonizing over the experience of ordering a hamburger. I will scream at myself for being such a fucking idiot for not saying the right things, looking in the right places, fumbling with my wallet, having an unimpressive appearance etc.

I will spend the next 5 years periodically remembering this event. It will sting at me when I'm in bed or in the shower or any time I see a hamburger commercial on TV.

Eventually I will get over it, but by the time that happens, I will have a thousand more painful memories to take its place.
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>tfw socially competent enough to order a subway sub with other 15 ingredients without a stutter
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>>27642503
LET GO.

Make the conscious decisions to not give a fuck... eventually it will become habit. You are a boss, everyone else is a cunt
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>can order restaurant food and make small talk with the server
>absolutely terrified of a drive-thru speaker
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>>27642587
doesn't work

I'm deranged. It always comes back.

I can't meditate, because I never stop subvocalizing.
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>>27642621
That's fine

Everybody knows that the voice coming out of the speaker is Satan straight from the depths of hell

Restaurant workers are human, drive thru workers...they're otherworldly abominations
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