How can I become taller?
No meme science please.
the answer is obvious OP
>>27642237
Kill everyone in the entire world who is taller than you.
>>27642379
I'm 5'7
And fat.
>>27642237
Ah... Hollande... Everytime I see him he's doing some stupid stuff... It doesn't feel reassuring to know that this guy could send me to war in case of a general mobilisation...
>>27642237
You have to make yourself look tall.
>wear high shoes
>spike your hair up
>get a dwarf girlfriend
>get a job at the wonka factory
>>27642577
>look like the biggest, most insecure faggot
>>27642577
And no baggy clothes...
If you want to look tall, give up on your comfy hoodie and starts wearing tight stuff
>>27642237
90% of it is how well you carry yourself. People will only notice your height if you are slouched over and walk around everywhere like your family just died. You will always be short, but you can learn to carry yourself with confidence.
>>27642715
this is really all you can do
>tfw the only US president under 6' in the last 50 years was jimmy carter
>>27642237
height extension surgery
>>27642989
and everyone hated him for being a weak pacifist bitch
>>27642237
Sneaker lifts, OP.
>>27642237
shoe lifts or better genetics
>>27643166
>height extension surgery
Isn't that shit stupid expensive AND painful?
>Be 5'9'
>Tons of dudes taller than me
>Tons of dudes shorter
>Lost in limbo
>>27643556
We're at right height. Small enough to fit anywhere and everything has been made to be used by people our size. Yet tall enough not to be called a midget,
Not that we're a masterrace or whatever, but that in itself it isn't a problem at all to be 5'9
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>>27643556
5'8'' checking in.
tallest one place, shortest the building over. At least I hate myself for more than one reason
>>27642237
Plenty of sleep and exercise, swimming helps people grow tall. Also a good diet. You can deny this information all you want, but this is the only way to grow above your genetics.
>tfw 21 year old male and 5'1
The game was rigged from the beginning. My shit was already fucked up.
>>27643556
>>27644157
5'10 reporting in
can i get in on this feel?
> tfw the girls in sports always tower over you.
it's an abstract feel
