Fembots, tell us what your ideal boyfriend is like.
>>27642098
a chubby teddy bear that likes to watch anime while we cuddle, likes video games and loves me above all things
I am slightly curvy lady (170cm and 95kg) so I expect a man that can deal with a real woman.
>makes 100k a year
>is 190cm+
>fit/muscluar
>strong jawline and manly features
>7 inch non erect dick (a girl likes to watch you know :P)
I don't think I am too picky.
>>27642235
haha epic :P
his name is jonathan crane and he's into some really weird shit
Lanky mentally ill weirdo who will put up with me and have no other friends because people are draining and worthless.
>>27642288
>will put up with me
Would you be difficult to put up with? If so why?
>Someone who accepts me unconditionally
That's it, she can point out every single one of my flaws as long as you can oh well them. It won't happen, doesn't matter how short your list of expectations is when they're impossible
My current bf is pretty much my ideal.
>patrician taste in pretty much everything
>loyal as fuck, honest, moral and good
>charismatic and a total qt
>a cute face and amazing body
>spends a lot of time with me and is never rude and love me a lot and is perfect
>>27642310
Yes, I'm schizo.
>>27642272
batman meme strikes again
>>27642323
Then what the hell are you doing here?
Fuck off, you normie.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27642323
Lemme guess, he's 6 ft+?
>>27642340
In a scale of 1 to 10. How insane are you?
Do you hallucinate or something like that?
>>27642098
Skelly and will let me peg him with a strap on so I can vent my tranny fantasies in a healthy way without mutilating myself
>>27642323
Haha, enjoy it while you can, he's going to be hitting even better pussy by the end of the month, I guarantee it.
>>27642341
this is not a meme
>>27642323
>no details about his physical features
"cute" and "amazing" don't count. Is his cock seven inches with nuts the size of oranges? Does he have a six pack? Is he 6'4?
>>27642396
Like in a femdom sort of way?
>>27642354
He's apparently 5'8" or something. I'm not really sure.
Physically he is a total qt, handsome face, great eyes and jaw and cheeks and hair, and literally a killer body.And oh god his dick is so big and perfect.But it wouldn't matter if it wasn't for all the other things.
>>27642396
Hey bb :^)
roboblocker
>>27642409
He's never going to cheat on me, which is why he's my ideal bf.
>>27642416
See >>27642426
>>27642425
I would consider myself a switch. Depending on the person I either want to fuck him or be fucked by him.
>>27642098
>soft tummy
>loves me
>cute cheeks
>will let me give him baths
>formal education, smart etc
>likes to read
>makes me food
>let's me feed him
>can brush his hair
>will pee on me
>won't cheat
>eats well
>sleep on me
>is needy
>>27642426
>5'8
Then why the fuck is he your ideal? Dump that manlet. What the fuck are you doing? Christ.
40-50 years old.
White male.
Average looks and graying hair.
Conservative.
Loves me unconditionally.
Wants me to be a housewife.
Wants to support me forever.
Likes really short girls.
Patient and willing to deal with autism and social awkwardness.
Doesn't expect me to go outside much.
>>27642323
I've met your boyfriend. He's a real fucking douche
>>27642098
>taller than me (I'm 5'4)
>cares about my opinions
>is dominate in the relationship
>kind and sweet
>constantly calls me beautiful and tells me he loves me
>not afraid to say his opinions
>at least looks decent, doesn't have to be a chad
>actually going somewhere in life
>loyal
>shares common interests (vidya, anime, ect.)
>>27642098
>good salary (over 50k a year)
>handsome
>intelligent
>funny
>good hygiene
lucky for me, I got what I wanted and have a wonderful life staying at home while laundry, cooking, and cleaning are my biggest responsibilities
>>27642340
Oh it's you, the Schiz with a fetish for autists, from awhile back
>>27642481
>40-50 years old.
How old are you?
Nice and easy to talk to and loves me and won't abandon me
>>27642513
I-I just want someone who understands me ;_;
>>27642098
I consider the female body more attractive than a man's in general, but when I do find myself attracted to men they need to be cute, not 'sexy'. I like men who can be introverted but also let me into their lives, it's really intimate knowing that a shy boy trusts you and likes you enough to be extroverted around you when you get closer. I'm also really clingy so I like people who respond well to that and make me feel like I'm not annoying them (for example, messaging me first instead of me always having to message first)
>>27642235
what is with the fatties demanding a muscular dude?
>>27642235
>First mentions about money
Fucking hell
>>27642502
Want to be my gf?
18/m/nz/skinny
>>27642531
I'm 19. I desire a daddy.
>>27642505
L000000000000l all women think they deserve the top 20% of men
>>27642589
I don't understand why some guys get so dramatic when a woman wants a boyfriend that makes money.
>>27642641
Because she will just leech of him and not fucking work herself
>>27642561
I'll understand my autistic cock straight inside you if you post contact anon :^)
>>27642481
>40-50 years old
Eww.
>conservative
>orthodox
>6'6"
>8" penis
>wants 10 children
>strong
>too possessive
>takes advantage of my weakness
>loving
>demanding of me
>manly
>serious/stoic/reserved
>>27642631
i already have the ideal boyfriend so i was basically describing him. I adore him so much.
>>27642235
>people will still fall for the fake femanons
>>27642661
Exactly fellow anon
Oregano
>>27642461
>Will pee on me
Watersports is a shit tier fetish, no wonder you cant find a man
>>27642125
hello, female. might i suggest you considerbee... eeeEEEE EE<E<E<,,, E(E((EE)E)EEEEEE )E) E___ _E)E ))EEEEing my gf?
>>27642629
So what happens when you're mid thirties and he's an old dude with a wrinkly sack and a pecker that won't budge without a little blue pill?
>>27642661
Well, my boyfriend let's me stay home while he works. I have offered to get a job, but he'd rather I take care of our house, dogs, chores, and cook all the meals.
>>27642641
What if I didn't want a GF unless she made all the money?
>>27642708
Much more kinky sex.
>>27642583
People go for opposites because they don't want to be reminded of themselves.
>>27642561
Can you understand the voices in your head, to the same magnitude you want to be understood?
>>27642713
thats fine too. it could work and there are women who like to be the breadwinners. I say go for it.
>>27642323
another bait. Accurate, but bait, nonetheless.
>>27642702
who says I don't? I'm describing my boyfriend. dumbfuck
>>27642502
what vidya/anime do you like
>>27642727
I like the sound of that
robertoblox
>>27642765
lmao they ask us what our ideal man is and we describe our boyfriend ^_^ lmao
>>27642710
OK good for you, aside from carnal pleasures in the evening what is actually the fucking point of your life? I mean I legit couldn't see any long term reason to continue living if I was a stay at home female. I mean you will never contribute anything to humanity, you're like a deadweight loss to society
>>27642821
Not if they have kids.
This thread
>Tell me about your ideal mate, femanons
Well, he should be (Description of IDEAL person)
>bitch, your standards are so high, he isn't going to stick you and you are going to die alone!
>ideal
Well done!
>>27642426
>5'8
lmao wow you must be one desperate fat bitch
>>27642481
Did you not have a dad growing up?
>smol
>likes cats A LOT
>nerdy af
>likes goats and will let me have at least 2
>smart
>unapologetically liberal
>likes work and leaving me at home to cook and snug up in a blanket
>smells nice
>eats how I eat
>can deal with my various mental illnesses
>can take all my love
>>27642821
the point of my life is to keep the man happy with food, a clean house, and lots of blow jobs. :)
>>27642835
OK great, more junk DNA. Exactly what we need
>>27642098
>taller than me (5'11) (or even around my height I don't care anymore)
>goes to college or has a job
>preferably lives in New Orleans
>wants a big family
>would have dated me when I was fat
>is okay with me being a stay at home mom once we get married
>>27642852
I had a daddy but he passed away when I was 12 and ever since then there's been a void in my heart desiring a daddy. Eventually it turned into hardcore sexual feelings and now I want a man to be my daddy husband and me his naughty daughter that needs disciplining.
>>27642879
Well you're talking about contributions to humanity and kids are one of the best contributions you can make. Without children we'd cease to exist.
>>27642761
It's not bait. He's all mine.
>>27642861
>>unapologetically liberal
>>likes work and leaving me at home to cook and snug up in a blanket
This is a contradiction.
>>27642900
Bitch if you're fat you are in no fucking position to have any standards whatsoever
>>27642915
>implying we need excess slutty trash reproducing
>>27642931
"when" she was fat... meaning she lost the extra weight you stupid jerk
>>27642821
Society? Who gives a fuck. That "deadweight" rests on his shoulders. He chose to carry it, and he's the only one that matters in that situation.
>>27642477
>>27642844
I'm 5'1", why are you triggered?
>>27642957
We must secure a future for the white race anon.
>>27642903
I have the weirdest erection.
Good luck in finding a daddy.
>>27642976
She's still probably obese
>>27642976
Yes this exactly. He is a stupid jerk, thank you anon <3
>>27642921
Not if you don't live in a world that is black and white. Which we don't.
A couple can be liberal and help others while having different roles- I prefer to do volunteer work, but I'm obviously not opposed to working if it's what's needed to keep us afloat and help society as a whole :)
>>27643023
Go wail you fat bitch, just know that you will never ever ever get a second glance from an attractive male
>>27643081
This dude has an ugly stomach no offence
>>27643081
>implying I haven't dated wealthy, good looking, educated men
someone got rejected by a former fatty and is pretty mad huh
>>27643097
His belly button is too high... or maybe he's just wearing his pants too low?
His body is his business though I guess.
>>27642900
I found you!
-H
>>27643131
MY BODY MY BIZZNIZZ BEEYATCH
>>27642098
>tell us what your ideal boyfriend is like
a nonexistent one, because I don't want one
>>27642481
How short are we talkin here? Femlets are my ideal.
>tfw you wished you lived in America
Makes finding someone online x1000 harder.
>>27642502
You better have a steam profile so I can kick your ass at vidya, faggot. (I enjoy getting to know people through playing vidya anyway.)
>>27643122
No I actually have a beautiful polish gf who is miles more attractive then you can ever hope to be
>>27642098
>shorter than me, or close to my height
>less attractive than me
>very skinny, not muscular
>nice
>lets me be big spoon
>kissless virgin
>doesn't like to argue
>clingy
>loves animals
>doesn't hate women
>has cute feet
>shy
>loves me
I'm not picky and would settle for any guy that shows interest in me though, if that ever happens.
>>27643135
be my bf pls
(fuck me this isnt original??)
- At least a master's, ideally in social sciences (I have a phD). Passion for reading, academic literature or otherwise. Strong work ethic.
- Not /pol/, even ironically (this is implicit in the first requirement, though).
- No anger or jealousy problems, no mommy/sister issues.
- No stupid fetishes, like a foot fetish.
- Willing to travel and move, adventurous.
- Reluctant to have children.
That's all I ask for.
>>27643157
I'm 4'8". No bully.
>>27643164
>Makes finding someone online x1000 harder.
This. It doesn't help when this country is full of vapid, brain-dead whores and most females over 18 that aren't in college have a child.
>>27643202
I'm 18, majoring in mathematics will get a master's let's get married?
>>27643219
>mfw
I want to take you home and keep you forever. Holy shit that's amazing. It's too bad I'm poor and only 28.
>>27643055
>but I'm obviously not opposed to working if it's what's needed to keep us afloat and help society as a whole :)
If you want to help society then you should support a social culture that promotes fertility and familial stability.
IE: not be a liberal
>>27643193
>has cute feet
Haven't seen a femanon interested in men's feet before. What do you consider cute men feet? postsome
>>27643193
12/13
Feels bad not being a manlet.
>>27642481
What happens when your hubby is 70+ years old and is barely alive?
>>27643097
I feel like his figure is kind feminine
maybe it's just me though, but his stomach is weird looking
>>27643261
Which country you in, anon?
England here and I hate this fucking place more with each passing day. The North is better than the South but women in the South look much better, yet Northern girls are so much more friendly.
American women? They're a bit of both, in my experience. There's something about the general American optimism, feeling and pride that I love. Much better than British cynicism.
That said, I could date an American woman online. Might be tough for a few years but I want to move to the States anyway, and dating someone there gives me much better footing to do so.
>>27643320
I love old men so it will just make me hornier to see him become an old man. I'll probably unintentionally kill him because I'll overwork his heart with all our sex. He'll die a satisfied man at least.
>>27643273
I support evidence based strategies that increase equality between all people.
You can believe in whatever you want though :)
>>27643406
Hungarian/Polish women are the best. They care less about looks as well
>>27643406
Somewhere in South America, being a robot in a country like this is hell.
i am 5'8", chubby, attending uni, i hate myself, and i do not actually want a gf
who will be my gf
>>27643202
just curious, what the hell are you doing here?
>>27643202
>PhD in a worthless field
I bet your parents paid for your college.
>>27642790
usually just the basic 4chan type anime - umaru chan, neon genesis evangelion, ect.
vidya is mostly RPGs/fps with exceptions but my all time favorite game is Metal Gear Solid, and fallout next.
>>27643164
sadly I do not have steam, I'm saving for a nice PC as we speak though. Will definitely give my steam out once I get it though :^)
>>27643441
>I support evidence based strategies that increase equality between all people.
As long as those strategies create a society that is sustainable then I support that too.
However as it stands liberal policies have greatly affected birth rates in a negative way. A society that is not having enough children to replace itself, much less grow, is not a healthy society.
That's a dying society.
>>27643202
You're quite the opposite from me.
>going for master's in Computer Science and Mathematics
>full /pol/, both unironically and ironically
>mommy issues, sister issues
>no foot fetish but I have a gang-rape/public-use fetish
>want to breed as many babies as physically possible for my to-be wife to keep the white race alive
You seem like cancer desu
>Social Sciences
What a pointless degree, the only job you can get without sucking dick is teaching the same field. It's like a pyramid scam.
Tall, not fat.
Loves DESTINY.
Smells like mint?
Very determined even if it is in stupid things.
NICE HAIR
Would kill for me. But its not dumb.
Pref virgin but i dont care that much
>>27643552
I appreciate your belief in that, although it is very different to my own views :)
>>27643591
Some employers for broadcasting corporations only employ arts majors
>>27643548
got a skype or throwaway email? i hope i meet all your requirements, and we have similar taste to a degree
>>27642461
tfw no mommy gf who will give me baths
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
>>27643500
I had a full ride for undergrad and received substantial financial aid for my master's. I paid for my phD myself. My parents both died during my undergraduate degree.
I make $250K a year (after tax) and have visited over 30 countries throughout my career, entirely at the expense of my employer. What does your 2.4 GPA community college Computer Science degree earn you?
>>27643628
ah, probably because of their inexperience in the workforce combined with the lack of self-worth resulting in easy slave labor for mediocre jobs like "browse facebook all day"
That and they hire their own while ostracizing any outsiders, like a cult.
>>27643548
Well if you got Skype, that works too. Shame that you don't have steam yet so we can play vidya but I'm sure we can shitpost about our tastes endlessly until then.
>>27643193
that's like everything women hate on men though
>>27643673
My 4.0GPA earns respect, from myself and my peers, while your affirmative action degree lines your wallet while you die alone looking for a BF on /r9k/.
>>27643591
I don't work in academia and make six figures. Enjoy your meme degree, good luck breaking through the already saturated market with a mediocre state school piece of paper.
>>27643735
>I don't work in academia and make six figures.
hence, the dick-sucking
>>27643718
I'm actually in a long-term relationship, I was answering the question hypothetically by describing my SO.
Any if you girls wanna be honest? You only want white guys. You would never date anyone who was nonwhite unless they were asian and you were a weeb.
>>27643199
Okay I will but after your internet stops being dead??
>>27643776
I'm sure you were.
>>27643786
What if it never stops being dead and I have to be bf-less :(
>>27643674
You realise film is an arts major right? Yes some arts majors are completely fucking useless (gender studies) but you can't generalize they are all shit
>>27642900
>>preferably lives in New Orleans
>>wants a big family
>>is okay with me being a stay at home mom once we get married
h-hi
>>27643806
Well you have phone internet so close enough!
>>27643803
Yeah :) enjoy your frog collection, dicklet.
>>27643833
hi anon are you from new orleans? do you live in the city or outside the city? can you pls tell me more about your gorgeous city because I might be moving there this summer *_*
>>27642098
Ideal? Or just someone I'd be willing to date? Because those are different standards.
>>27643886
When you go for walks in the French Quarter and some fucker comes up to you and bets you a dollar he can guess where you got your shoes just ignore him.
>>27642288
Lanky 6'2 159lb, likely undiagnosed mental disorders. I have and still am friends with mentally ill people, send me an email. r9kthrowaway123@yahoo (dot) com
>>27643936
Ideal I guess but hey, go for both. Someone you date could end up turning ideal anyway.
>>27643776
Seriously, what do you even get out of being here? It sounds like you have a successful life, you don't need validation from robots.
>>27643938
That happened to me the FIRST DAY I was ever in new orleans. I bet him. I lost the bet. He was old and black and I was very afraid of him.
Where were you a year ago to warn me of this?
>>27643441
>I support evidence based strategies that increase equality between all people.
you support evidence based strategies that increase a fixed term which is inherently impossible?
wow fantastic
>>27642631
Sounds pretty ordinary to me honestly.
>>27643978
>being afraid of the old black men in the quarter
They're pretty harmless tbqh. Just watch out for the young ones and the white gutterpunks.
>>27643975
Because he(not she) made it all up.
>>27644056
I saw a lot of white people injecting drugs at the really big park in the center of the French Quarter so I quickly learned to stay away from white people as well. I guess you just have to stay away from everyone and hope you don't get mugged? Idk, what's the worst thing that could happen?
>>27643712
Exactly. If no woman wants them then I just might have a chance
>>27643955
In order of importance
Funny/good sense of humor.
Intelligent.
Sweet/Romantic.
Good hygiene
Protective
Plans for the future
At least moderately in shape (able to walk a mile or a few flights of stairs without problems).
Fun to be around/cheerful
Good kisser
Has faith of some kind.
And I guess I have a preference for white guys.
>>27643975
I've been coming here since the board was made in 2008 and I can't stop.
>>27644095
I've never been mugged but then again I'm on /r9k/ and rarely leave the house so I'm probably not a good representative example.
I do know one guy that got stabbed by said druggies, but he shot one of them so it was all cool.
As long as you don't wander down dark alleys, and the French Quarter is generally pretty crowded all the time, you'll probably be fine.
>>27644115
I agree with your list though. Pretty much describes my boyf- he wears tall shoes tho so we seem the same height
>>27643783
My nonwhite brethren is right.
White guys can never be robots
>>27643616
>DESTINY
Worst vidya of the decade desu
>>27644140
>faith of some kind
Do you mean in some kind of deity or otherwise?
>>27644163
If you didn't have a bf, would you take a skinny 18 year old virginity
>>27644241
I already have, twice. Not to brag :P
>>27642235
>Bait
>7 inch non-erect dick
>non-erect
>7 inch dick
Coalburner detected, even if it's bait
>>27644259
OK, would you let me cum in your bum
>>27644295
>I've been to the moon
>NO YOU HAVEN'T
ASTRONAUT DETECTED, EVEN IF IT'S BAIT
>>27642903
Did your dad touch you? Like inappropriate?
My bf is a good measure for what you should be.
>6'2"
>Low body fat (under 12% bodyfat)
>Full time job that pays well
>White
It's not that hard to fulfil those needs and these are wanted almost universally by all women
Kind hearted
Sense of humor
Likes traditional relationship roles
Can teach me things
Enjoys staying in
>>27644237
Yes. I'm a Christian so I'd prefer they be one as well. They don't have to be a Jesus freak or anything, just believe.
>>27644394
>it's not that hard to be born tall
Yeah fuck you
>>27643202
You're that over achiever chick. I see you all the time
>anti pol
Hold on let me find my shekels real quick
>>27644330
Obviously not, I don't even know you and I don't respond to rude comments like that by offering myself up like I'm a bunch of bananas
>>27644427
God is a function of your imagination, you think primitive life forms have a god?
>>27644466
I'm wealthy, I would pay you 2k
>>27644427
Alas, I'm an atheist. Have defended Christanity many time from fedora tippers though, I just have personal reasons for not being a believer.
>>27644488
Why don't you just pay a prostitute like everyone else then?
>>27644550
Cuz they roasties
>>27644427
I'm not religious but tbqh I'd prefer a religious gf.
>height from 5'0-5'4
>weight from 100-130lbs, small and qt, skinnyfat
or
>any height with extremely low bodyfat, either shredded or skelly
>submissive in a subtle way, isn't a cuck
>clingy
>impossible to offend
>thick, curly hair
>pale
>eyebags
>not religious
>virgin
>isn't a settler, never wants to stop improving self
>house husband
>hates kids
>hates almost everyone but me
>loves dogs
>likes cold weather
>enjoys arguing
>>27644585
The only roasties I know are potatoes
>>27642098
>sweet, kind and patient
>enjoys many types of video games
>likes to cuddle
>doesn't do drugs or have an alcohol problem
>values loyalty and trust
>somehow wants to spend life with a physically deformed girl (or is even in the same position)
I just want a relationship where I can dote on a wonderful man and we both make each other feel like better people, live a modest life and we have a small house with a big backyard to keep a garden with vegetables, herbs and fruit.
If you're saying to go crazy and talk about more physical things even though that's retarded when I'm deformed, the shoulders of a man is my favorite part.
A guy with huge shoulders, large hands, some body hair on his chest, stomach and a trail leading up to the navel would be too good to be true. I also really like men with large foreheads, bushy eyebrows, lips that look like they're cared for, some stubble on their face and more masculine voices.
Long, beautiful hair can also be a plus depending on the person.
>>27642098
Stop using Iori's image to discuss "fembots"
>>27644670
I fit a lot of that except..
>somehow wants to spend life with a physically deformed girl (or is even in the same position)
WHat is your "deformity"?
>>27642707
shaq is dat you?
>>27642235
kek
not bait, obviously sattire
>>27644647
>>any height with extremely low bodyfat, either shredded or skelly
5'10" and 127ish lbs
>>submissive in a subtle way, isn't a cuck
Yes. I enjoy femdom a lot.
>>clingy
Yes. I am pretty emotionally needy and like it when I am validated. Not really open about that though.
>>impossible to offend
It's hard to offend me.
>>thick, curly hair
Wavy hair. I don't think it's particularly thick. It's kind of like Bran Stark's actually. Dunno if you were posting him as an example.
>>pale
Pretty pale. I am hafu white/Japanese so not the palest pale but still.
>>eyebags
If I didn't sleep very well yep.
>>not religious
Never been religious. My parents never had me go to church and religion (especially western) seems pretty weird to me.
>>virgin
Yep.
>>isn't a settler, never wants to stop improving self
Honestly I'm not really sure about myself in this regard. I'm at a confusing spot in my life atm.
>>house husband
Who knows. I do intend on getting a job/degree but if my wife wanted me to stay home maybe I could work from home or invest at home or something.
>>hates kids
Eh, some are pretty cute. I kind of do want to have kids at some point... Not any time soon though.
>>hates almost everyone but me
People stress me out a fair amount but I wouldn't say I hate them. I just.. hate having to interact with them. I enjoy it if they're friendly to me though.
>>loves dogs
Yes I love border collies especially. Medium dogs in general.
>>likes cold weather
Yep. Maximum cuddles, especially with the dogs. Staying indoors and watching movies. I do like to walk outside and watch water flow on the side of the road though, odd habit of mine.
>>enjoys arguing
Sure. Religion/politics can be fun to argue about if the other person isn't a dick.
>>27642098
Honestly I think Im into younger guys now. The cute innocent type who I can mommy or dom.
As for appearances:
>good, soft hair that's long enough to be played with or pulled
>At least an inch or so taller than me Im 5'7 but not taller than 6'2 or so
>Kinda of hairy
>Has long skinny fingers
>Kind of an ottermode body type
>Lips arent too thin, nose isnt too wide or too pointy
>Has thick eyebrows
>5 inches+
>>27642477
>>27642844
LOL fucking insecure
so pathetic
>>27642461
You live in Florida?
>20-25ish I guess
>Skinny/Skeltal/Skinnyfat/Auschwitz
>Height doesn't matter at all
>Shorter but messy hair maybe
>Dark bags under eyes
>Could be a bit of a loner, homebody
>Not a libtard cuck, makes fun of SJW's and feminism with me
>Likes shitty whiny indie music
>Sarcastic, a dark sense of humor, witty
>Kind of broody but will joke around and wrestle with me when we're alone
>Extremely loyal
>Talented shitposter
>Calls me on my bullshit, whatever that means (seems good)
>Maybe even likes my autistic tendencies
>Enjoys going for long drives and people watching
>Enjoys spending some days inside in our underpants sleeping and doing absolutely nothing together
>Doesn't want kids or marriage any time soon or maybe even ever
>Doesn't force me to go out to parties or social events, lets my stay home (or stays home too)
>Probably more intelligent than I am but not a pretentious dick about it
>Long distance doesn't matter as long as we meet up within a yearqtsadboysplscontact
>>27643202
>ideally in social sciences
Lmao
>>27644647
I'm 5'8", pale, skinny/muscular, thick skinned, have eyebags, and am basically all of that.
What state do you live in?
>>27644874
ayyyyyyy where you at?
pleaseAustralia
>>27642821
>you have to work to give your life meaning
>>27642461
i want u pls
bathe me
>>27644940
I'm 19, which will do and sorry but your indie shit music won't do :)
>>27644940
I'm 19, athletic, and basically everything else you described. Do you have a kik?
>>27643735
>already saturated market
Kek, only if you're an unskilled CS autist with no internships/portfolios
CS is literal god-tier if you're not a filthy dindu and went to a top 5 school.
six figures starting for grads, but that goes without saying
>>27644973
Sorry US. Every guy I met on here like that lives overseas.
>tfw no pet with a qt accent
>>27644647
>any height with extremely low bodyfat, either shredded or skelly
6'2 skelly
>submissive in a subtle way, isn't a cuck
Usully submissive in relationships, anything not monogamous is disgusting
>clingy
Yes, sometimes its bad
>impossible to offend
Yes
>thick, curly hair
Think hair, not curly
>pale
Very
>eyebags
Always
>not religious
I don't beleive in anything
>virgin
Yes
>isn't a settler, never wants to stop improving self
Have been working out walking again.
>house husband
I'm ok with this
>hates kids
For the most part
>hates almost everyone but me
I have few friends
>loves dogs
I love dogs
>likes cold weather
My favorite vacation spot is ontop of a cold mountain
>enjoys arguing
Conflict brings clarity
Do I win?
>>27645000
> trips
> zero
shekels well withheld
>>27644826
>>27645039
Sorry but I gotta go for the shorter dude
>>27644964
Colorado
>>27645011
Oh. What do you listen to?
Pls share.
>>27645012
W-Why are you on r9k if you are athletic and use kik?
>>27642573
That's actually really sweet. Let me be your introvert bf
While I match some of the profiles on here I shall not be contacting anyone. Namaste.
>>27644647
Anyways my >>27644826 email is [email protected] if you were interested
>is able to goof around in public and be silly
>patient
>doesn't hate women
>good in bed or eager to learn
>good sex drive
>good hygiene
>affectionate
>has life goals
>doesn't need to have a lot of money but aspires to make good money/be successful
>good kisser
>dresses somewhat decently
>has a sense of humor
>can cook decently
>is loyal
>honest
>willing to compromise
>good manners
>appreciative/respectful
>does nice little things like surprises (doesn't necessarily require money)
>ideally not religious
>gives massages
>likes rain
>>27643193
I probably qualify. Please let me be yours.
>>27644826
Woah, a spooky skeleton happa with Bran's hair that's submissive and likes the out doors.
You sound like a perfect qt, to be honest.
>>27644964
You also sound like a top notch qt, surprised that anyone could fit that autistically specific description. And Texas
>>27645039
Sure
You win the knowledge that one of the cretins you share this board with thinks you're ideal :^)
>>27645120
Are you shorter than 5'5?
>>27645114
Sounds like me except I do hate women. Sorry you'll find someone its easy mode for you guys
>>27645135
No I am not. But you said you weren't picky and would settle. I'm showing interest.
>>27645114
You'd learn to like me eventually, princess.
>>27645012
>>27645090
Because I'm a cyborg. I'm in a fraternity but people shit on me cause I'm a bit awkward and still a virgin.
I love parties and alcohol and hallucinogens, but I enjoy being alone for most of the day. Working out is how I deal with my stress and anger, but outside of parties and bars I'm a complete loner.
>>27645114
i'm 18, can i stick my peepee in you
>>27644752
I hate saying it even on an anonymous board like this.
I was fat since a very young age, changed my life last year, lost the weight and my body is completely ruined. I think the best would be to somehow find a man with all those green-text qualities and used to be very overweight himself or in the process of doing it.
>>27645130
>>27645088
I live in Florida :/
originalio
>>27644940
For the first time in my life I match a description in these threads.
Well, actually second but the first time it turned out to be a guy. Do you have a dick?
>>27645090
Well I like most metal and electronic music and some rock;
>Tool, Sipknot, Elliot Smith, MDK, Arctic Monkeyshypocrite lol, SOAD, Gojira, The Offspring, Twelve Foot Ninja, etc.
What do you think? :)
My ideal boyfriend is Alexander Layko. The man who was banned from kageshi r9k chat for "being too creepy". If an "r9k" chat bans you for "being too creepy" you know you're doing something right.
Alexander Layko calls out /r9k/. r9k been hijacked by normie faggots who participate in marijuana use, fornication, adultery, and pornography.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veFx9Uw7arM
>>27644874
>good, soft hair that's long enough to be played with or pulled
Yes, I use an expensive shampoo :^)
>At least an inch or so taller than me Im 5'7 but not taller than 6'2 or so
6"2
>Kinda of hairy
Embarassingly
>Has long skinny fingers
Skeleton
>Kind of an ottermode body type
Skelly skeleton
>Lips arent too thin, nose isnt too wide or too pointy Not thin lips and I think I have a jew nose
>Has thick eyebrows
People I don't know have complimented me on my thickish eyebrows
>5 inches+
A little under 7"
>>27645177
>I'm in a fraternity but people shit on me
>I love parties and alcohol and hallucinogens
>outside of parties and bars I'm a complete loner
Wew, I am already being trolled by an epic memer!
>>27645200
I don't currently have a dick, no.
I've also, as an added bonus, never had a dick in the past.
>>27644940
I am seriously ALL of that
And yes, I like shitty indie rock as well as shoegaze, noise rock, post-punk, or whatever you meant.
please respond, you cunt
>>27645226
Alex pls go
>>27644874
Here I am babe
>>27644940
>Talented shitposter
Everything but shitposting tbqh. Ruins my experience of observing r9k
>>27644874
>good, soft hair that's long enough to be played with or pulled
My hair is extremely soft and thick, sohrtish length but can be grown out.
>At least an inch or so taller than me Im 5'7 but not taller than 6'2 or so
5'8"
>Kinda of hairy
My body hair is starting to really come in thick.
>Has long skinny fingers
Bony too.
>Kind of an ottermode body type
Athletic, but with like 14% bodyfat
>Lips arent too thin, nose isnt too wide or too pointy
Lips are pretty big, nose is a kind of big slightly crooked Jew nose.
>Has thick eyebrows
My eyebrows are on the thicker end of medium, perfectly shaped
>5 inches+
6.5" when fully erect, girthy too.
>>27645199
>living in florida
Gotta have -some- respect for yourself, anon
Not that I have much room to speak, being a Texas resident.
>>27645263
>I've also, as an added bonus, never had a dick in the past
I don't actually care about such things.
>>27645263
I mean don't believe me if you want. I know plenty of other cyborgs. My drug habits and the social aspects of outings don't affect the fact that I am alone 90% of the time. I can't remember the last time I had lunch with someone else.
>fit a lot of these
It gives me hope.
>>27642678
>>27642678
Damn I'm Protestant and 6.5 in
>>27645309
You sound really cute. How old are you and are you a virgin or at least inexperienced?
>>27645315
I personally love Florida. I have had some weird shit happen to me and it's always fun.
>>27645424
why the fuck did you go for the manlet you dumb whore
i'm 6'2
>>27645424
I'm 19, and have never had sex. I've been ground on, kissed a few girl's necks and lips, but that's it.
I think that I'm coming off as a huge bitch and I apologize. I am the problem, not any of you. I'm sorry, again.
>>27645271
I made a throwaway skype account:
"SeventyPercentLessSugarShakeWell"
Inspired by a week old orange juice container sitting on my desk.
>>27645308
You'd probably hate me, if I'm being honest.
>>27645319
Mental illness is an odd thing to not care about.
>>27645344
>social
>outings
>alone 90% of the time
If you'd like to add me it'd be fine, beta Chad.
However, what you are saying is just fucking bizarre and silly.
>>27645457
I actually didn't see your post I'm in bed half asleep, but if you call me names you better be prepared to get a spanking.
Same questions apply to you also although youre a little tall so you better be a good sub.
>>27645479
>However, what you are saying is just fucking bizarre and silly.
How so? I party but I'm not a go getter.
>>27645457
>lanklets are now getting cucked by manlets
Kek
Feels good
>>27645457
lel lanklets btfo
Really short. Abnormally skinny. White pasty skin color. Awful diet. Slightly racist and a bit of an asshole. Looks like he's like 26 when he's 19. Had a beard. Socially crippled. Love him to death though
>>27645479
>I've also, as an added bonus, never had a dick in the past
>Mental illness is an odd thing to not care about.
I guess my autism made me misrepresent that sentence. Where you being sarcastically confirming that you are female or stating that you are a virgin?
>>27645464
Aw cute I'm 24 so you're like the perfect age. It would be fun to mommy you.
>>27645479
Before I message you, are you into any weebshit/video games? Also, are you only looking for relationships, because I wouldn't mind a friend from here, too.
>>27645436
Getting mixed up with the Cuban mafia or what?
>>27645603
I have a mommy kink so you're in luck. What state do you live in?
>>27645599
No, sorry. Sarcasm. I meant that I'm not a post-op tranny. Hah.
>>27645604
I'm not really into weebshit, but I am into video games.
Friendship is fine.
>>27643783
I like brown guys best. Half-black, mexican, middle eastern, etc. I only like white guys if they have dark hair. And somehow magically look like an anime character.
Japanese, Filipino, Korean, Taiwanese
Cute face, looks like a generic anime protagonist. Nice long black hair that covers an eye.
Listens to J-Pop, but isn't an otaku. Would indulge me in my fantasies by watching the gay, cosplaying with me, and taking him to cons as my 'girlfriend.'
For personality, I like the really rude ones that you need to tame first before getting lovey with. He'll be nice to me only, possessive, overprotective.
Oh and it'd be great if he was a Shinto God and had magical powers, whisking a "normal" person like me to curayzee adventures.
Also he should come with a shota I can play with.
How long till I'm married, friends?
>5'10+
>skinny femboy
>shaggy brown hair
>absolute qt
>dresses well, sweaters, nice jackets ahhh idk
>older than me
>fairly /lit/
>virgin
>introvert/shy but confident with people he knows well
>not too autistic
>sarcastic sense of humor, impossible to offend, makes him seem dominant
>similar taste in movies, music, etc but has his own interests and favorites
>doesn't mind listening to me rambling on and will stay with me when my plans fail (I'll do the same for him)
>doesn't mind when I drop my spaghetti around him
>probably browses this site
he doesn't exist, kill me
>>27645633
I live in Georgia.
>tfw no one ever lives here
>>27645580
>really short
Okay this has gone far enough. manlets, stop it with the fucking manlet propaganda. no women will ever love a manlet, now fuck off and kill yourselves, you piles of genetic refuse
>>27645496
I'm the actual 6'2 anon that posted the list, but you seem to try to hard to be dom so, no thank you.
>>27645632
I actually almost got in a fight with some bikers at a hot tub in this shitty hotel I stayed at during spring break.
Me and a friend were talking with this biker guy, he's talking about some motorcycle convention and says my friend wouldn't know about that cause he's young and in college. My friend took real offense to that and said "at least I went to college" and the biker guy said he'd beat the shit out of both of us. His fatass friend came over and tried to intimidate me while I was talking my way out of the situation. I managed to remove my friend and hotboxed the bathroom with him to calm him down. Later that night we saw them eyeing us from their trailer in the parking lot.
>>27645692
Thats cool anon I don't care.
>>27645670
I live in Florida. How far are you from Orlando?
>>27645658
>How long till I'm married, friends?
Not very long if you live in Europe.
>>27645692
>lanklet goes full fox and the grapes
Lmao
