Do you still masturbate? I've read some asexuals still masturbate just because it feels good.

I still fap to gay shit, I just don't like relationships. I've never really liked anyone romantically or had a crush.

>Why are you a virgin?
>I'm asexual
Perfect excuse tbqh

>>27641156
I've had sex tho

>>27641130

Yeah I do, but the thought of having any sexual contact with another person is revolting.

>>27641156

It would be a perfect excuse if people would actually accept it as an answer. You know, instead of telling you over and over that everyone is attracted to someone.

>>27641137

The added complication of relationships does indeed not make the idea of sexual relations any more appealing.

Vaginas are disgusting and I don't want to put my dick in one, but I masturbate to huge boobs almost daily. I think it was in part porn that fucked me up in this regard. I don't know how I would explain this to any potential girlfriend, but good thing I don't have to worry about that.

I guess I would just have to find a girl who is as evolutionarily retarded as I am.

>>27641212

But you are romantically only attracted to girls?

Also, yeah, porn can fuck people up, quite a bit.

>>27641115
>mentally ill people selecting themselves out of the gene pool
as it should be

>>27641211
>>27641196
>>27641115
>Everyday, the tendrils of /tumblr/ creep ever deeper into /r9k/. Daily trap, cuck, and "fembot" threads tighten their grip around /r9k/s neck as /reddit/ drains /r9k/s posts for memes and fake internet points.

Things aren't getting better here, they're getting worse.

I'm out.

>>27641115
I feel your pain OP. Like you, I am also an edgy faggot who does nothing but play vidya all day. My hatred for women and total disconnection from reality has led me to become a mindless fanboy. It's a necessary evil, however. If I wasn't like this, I wouldn't be such a good sm4sh player.

>>27641115
>via 9gag.com

blox

>>27641332

I'm sorry. If I could change it I would.

>>27641329

That... obviously doesn't work. VERY obviously. Gays, asexuals, impotent people, people who cut their dicks off for fun and all other people who fall into the categories of either mentally ill or selecting themselves out of the gene pool... Almost all of them are born to straight parents.
Just sayin'.

>>27641333

Smash takes priority.

>>27641385

Huh? I was rather sure that 9gag is not a forum, thus not even allowing discussion threads, but you seem confident in your informations, so whatever.

>>27641115
fuck off. humans arent asexual you mongoloids

>>27641115
>asexual
when will this meme die

>>27641285
Yes. I should have added that I don't actually consider myself asexual, but I've been told that I am for not having any interest in actual sexual intercourse despite being attracted to the female body and etc.

Who knows, it's kind of fucked.

>>27641429
Via 9gag.com is right there on your image, friend.

>Special snowflake thread.
You Tumblrfags really need to get off this site.

>>27641115
>>27641211
>>27641429
Cleary underaged

>>27641429
Indeed, Smash takes a lot of priority. I've had to give up a lot of things in order to satisfy my obsession, but was it worth it? Hell yes.

>>27641467

... How else would you name someone who doesn't appear to have sexual attraction to any sex?

>>27641494

Yeah it's all weird, and it's not like you're either full on asexual or straight or gay.
But in itself asexuality does only describe the sexual attraction and desire to have sex, it doesn't describe the non sexual relations you can build with other people.

>>27641526

Jesus christ. I got this picture off twitter a few years back. If I'm ever to post this again I'll be sure to edit it out beforehand. Thanks for informing me!

>>27641550

Clearly. Definitely not a 19 year old neet dropout who is moving towards being a shut-in. Yes.

>>27641577
>... How else would you name someone who doesn't appear to have sexual attraction to any sex?
Super virgins.

I'm not asexual per se but I have zero libido every time I smoke weed that lasts for about a week. So that means that just smoking 2-3 times a week is more than enough to completely remove tfwnogf. Life's good rn.

>>27641724

What if they have had sex though?

>>27641777
>asexual
>has sex
This is why it's ridiculous.

>>27641827

... So you are telling me, that humans never do something only to then find out they don't like it?
No person ever had sex with a guy and thought "Maybe I am actually not gay"?

>>27641211
>the thought of having any sexual contact with another person is revolting.
you're mentally ill lmao

>>27641950

Tell me something I don't know roflmao

I'm with ya OP. I've had sex with 2 girls, probably a total of 15 times. There was all the pressure to lose the Vcard, then turns out most girls over 18 like sex and seek it out like a morally casual whore.

I was fine with everything else in a relationshit other than the sex which is why both ended. I even liked fooling around, beign naked with them, and makin out for a while.

One of my friends said i was demisexual. which apparently is only sexually interested in people i'm emotionally interested in. Seems like a made up term since i would at least try for sex in a relationship but never really enjoyed it.

>>27642057

All words are made up, but if you were emotionally interested in them but still did not experience asexual attraction then demisexual would not describe you.

Oh also demisexual sounds so made up because it was made popular by tumblrinas, like fox-kin.

>>27642144
I was with one, its why i kept trying.

>>27641130
I don't. I don't feel the urge to and when I've tried it I get bored and uncomfortable
>>27641196
This but since it doesn't even feel good there's no point. I used to wonder if I were gay until I tried it