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Trips chooses how I kill myself.

Please make it a doable suggestion. Do not Waste trips in my thread. I will stream if possible.
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Death by hanging
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Helium! While you are naked in your garden!
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>>27640747
You won't even do it though

Why are you lying and baiting?

I'm pretty sure nobody likes you if you're this much of a lying attention whore
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>>27640787
ok z
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>>27640747

drink a bottle of bleach
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Cut out your testicles then drink bleach.
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hanging desu
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Don't do it and kill me instead
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Rolling
Don't kys and live till you're 100
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Drink anti-freeze faggot
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Go to the worst part of town and antagonize intimidating people until someone knifes/shoots you.
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Hit em with the old Helium Tankeroony
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>>27640747
Oldage my friend.

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Play vidya without eating or drinking until you die. Easiest way to stream
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gunshot to head in a crowded public area
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Commit seppuku

>muted because I'm not orginial
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Stop giving this faggot attention
How can you not see he's just attention whoring?

His last post ever and he's going to go with generic faggot Elliot?

He's not gonna do it, stop giving him replies, it makes his pathetic faggot existence feel worth it

People who actually want to kill themselves will do it in the most effective way. You guys are just getting your nut off thinking you somehow control the end of someone's life

Fucking pathetic, all of you
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>>27641232
That is brilliant! Anyone wanna xbox live me to death? 1st one who stops loses. We start right now on cam. Hopefully one stops b4 death
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livestream w/ exit bag
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>>27641265
shutup fag, even if there's just a minute chance, why would we ignore potential livestream material, also reroll>>27641323
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>>27640747
don't kill yourself, instead seek help in order to become a happy and self-actualized individual
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>>27640747
Old age

qwertyusdfgxcvddvgdvhvhdvbjx
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>>27640747
Rusty butter knife castration blood loss
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Death by old age
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>>27641448
So fucking close 448
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DEATH BY OLD AGE
BLOGG :DD
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Jump off a building with a gopro. Preferably into traffic.
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exit bag, livestream
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>>27640747
Gay orgy.

Make a post on craigslist. Open house
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>>27641518
rerollerino, original post, donust steel
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Go out in style like darth maul did in that documentary about the dangers of ancient technology
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>>27641508
This
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Rerolling...
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>>27641561
thanks famalam. I'm gonna reroll it too.
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>>27641373
You should care because you're wasting your time on shit that will never happen and this thread is pulling people away from topics that actually matter and are relevant

Not sure why you're such a deluded edgy faggot, you could be doing anything that actually mattered, but nah, you decided to reply to a pathetic attention whore

Well done faggot
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just bite your tongue off senpai
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>>27641518
What the fuck is an exit bag, does that just been suffocating yourself with a plastic bag
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>>27641629
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
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Dying from old age
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Live a full and fulfilling life and die of old age.
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non him, but will duck taping a trash bag around my head work?
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jump off the highest building near you with a go-pro on
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Death by trying to give yourself cancer by inhaling asbestos on a daily basis until it happens.
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>>27640747
We both know you won't actually do it. So my vote goes for put if off for another month and stop attention whoring.
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>>27641887
Fuck

>domo arigato mr. roboto
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Roll a six sided die, that's how many gallons of bleach you drink.
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>>27641840
you'll panic, and with a bag that big there's a chance you could poke a hole in it, but yes. It's really more efficient to get like a gas mask and a helium tank with some tubing. All that shit on amazon isn't too expensive, although you might want to buy from diferent sites not to raise any alarms. There's a pretty handy guide that I've seen here, but I don't have it saved
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Hang yourself in the shower. Feel the last sensation of calm hot water as death slowly takes you away.
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OLD AGE

oreginal comment
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>>27640747
Buy an exit bag. They're fast, painless, and are the choice of most right-to-die groups. I don't want to see you suffer or have to live with the failed consequences of your suicide unlike the rest of the faggots in here desu.
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death by life
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>>27640747
Bath bondage.
Drowning like that asian girl bathtub gif
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>>27642885
A reroll so closerino
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>>27641110
This nigger is winrar. Original desuuuuuuuuuu kys
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>>27643069
No...he isn't....

What are you talking about?
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>>27640747

drop a penny off a building, run down, get hit by it
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>>27640747
woodchipper
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Pour gasoline on yourself and smoke a cig
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>climb 300+ foot structure
>open kik and begin video
>hit send while on the way down
>???
>profit!
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Exit mask
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