>*door knocking*
>Anon, we're with the Beta Uprising Prevention Unit. Open up. We've received word you're a kissless, hugless virgin and I'm afraid we'll need to get you into this chastity device and on female hormones ASAP as you're a potential danger to the community.
How do you respond?
>>27637834
Officer i'm in here making 4chan posts about how awesome I am let me just put my qt3.14 girlfriend in her cage and we can talk
I go on a beta uprising fueled rage and kill them both along with a bunch of normies duh
take me away, this is Keks Will..
the fires lit officer, and the brush is dry..
>>27637834
ONLY IF I GET A QT GIRL TO FORCE ME INTO IT. GO GET A GIRL COP
>>27637834
COME AND GET ME, YOU WHORES
robots will get their come-upance one day.
>>27638069
That's hot as fuck, source?
>tfw you will never be turned into a blonde qt as punishment for your internet misogyny
*answers back in a really high falsetto*
>Anon's not here right now! He's out slamming strange at the club! Can I take a message?
>>27637834
>don't respond
>hang myself
>as soon as they walk in they'll see my dead body hanging from the ceiling
>>27637834
>>27637834
I set them ablaze with the arcane artsdear god im 34
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 04 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_03.52_[2016.04.01_19.08.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oys3lmz.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 04 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_03.52_[2016.04.01_19.08.34].jpg")
>>27637834
This must be a mistake, sir, I'm sure I ticked emasculation on the voluntary Beta Uprising Prevention Act procedures form.
>>27637834
>kiss the lady officer
It seems I don't apply anymore, m'lady.
>>27638334
>I'm afraid we'll need to surgically castrate you now for aggravated rape
>>27638226
>Do you know how cute you were going a minute ago, anon-chan?
>>27637927
The one knocking is a girl.
>>27637834
I'd throw Yu-Gi-Oh! cards at the fuckers until they bleed to death from paper-cuts. They deserve no mercy.
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_05.08_[2016.04.05_02.40.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8o1QxWk.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_05.08_[2016.04.05_02.40.10].jpg")
>>27638362
>Do you know how cute you were going a minute ago, anon-chan?
I-I'm sorry sir I promise I won't resist if you want me to come with you but please double-check the paperwork and respect my choice, I would like to be all smooth down there. This way I will never be a threat to anyone and everyone will be happy!
>>27637834
I already take female hormones, officer.
>>27637834
I refuse to be put into chastity, or "made female". Its not possible to make me female. Come back when you can make me an androgynous cyborg ninja.
>>27637834
You can't estrogenize what you can't catch, normos!
and then I run away
>>27637834
betas and omegas already have too much female hormones in their system...
>>27638069
>your punishment is an objectively easier life
Kek
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_05.10_[2016.04.05_02.49.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KdcQoZu.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_05.10_[2016.04.05_02.49.53].jpg")
>>27638820
Functional dicks are dangerous weapons, anon. Plus they're responsible for your mood swings and make you waste a lot of time. Do the right thing and give it up, for your safety and the safety of others! And for your well-being too!
but i've kissed girls and fucked girls and i already dabble in chastity
>>27638226
>>27638671
>>27639142
i want to fuck this avatarfag
thanks for reminding me that i need to buy a gun op
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_00.53_[2016.04.05_03.24.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FNUsO9F.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_00.53_[2016.04.05_03.24.28].jpg")
>>27639238
W-well since the Beta Uprising Prevention Act states that non-alpha males cannot be considered rape victims and are not allowed to put themselves and others in danger by resisting any kind of sexual attention I guess I have no choice but to submit.
>>27637834
"Well how about you boys get in here and change that?"
RAPE ME RIGHT NOW
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 END (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_05.50_[2016.04.05_03.21.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZIWxnl1.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 END (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_05.50_[2016.04.05_03.21.33].jpg")
>>27640542
Anon you're such a good boy, I'm proud of you! It's good to see that you accepted your role in society!
>>27640808
It feels so good to be a beta-male servant! It's what I was born to do!
>>27637834
We pose danger to the community because we're virgins? What kind of danger exactly?
>>27640889
Mass shootings. The number 1 cause of deaths in the US and the biggest threat to the national security.
>>27640863
Does anybody else here truly believe this? Chad's my superior, I want to support his endeavors 100%. My genetics aren't worth passing on, I was made to be enjoyed by men. This is the place of all beta males.
>>27641289
Of course, I don't see why everyone is so intent on fighting it. Sure, we aren't meant to reproduce, but we can still support the real players in whatever way we can.
>>27637834
Do people here actually believe stuff like this will happen?
>>27641127
And I'm going to go on a shooting spree because I'm virgin?
>>27641330
Superior genetics wins out! It's just the way of things. Do you also take estrogen pills? I like the idea of making it easier for men fuck me.
![Oshiete! Galko-han - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_06.11_[2016.04.05_02.51.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dT7CvPA.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-han - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_06.11_[2016.04.05_02.51.27].jpg")
>>27640889
Anon, it's common knowledge that virgins are the perpetrators of 150% of all the rapes, 95% of terrorist attacks, 85% of bank robberies and 99% of murders!
>>27641386
Yes but don't worry, you just have to get a little round of surgery done and the problems that your no-no parts could cause will be gone with them!
>>27640863
>>27641289
>>27641330
Yes! I'm so happy that you can see that. And I don't know why people think that being inferior is bad or prevents you from being happy, as long as you accept your place, you'll find pleasure and happiness there! It's fighting and trying to be something you're not that causes suffering!
>>27641458
You're such a good girl anon.
*pats head*
>>27641458
I don't have a problem with getting my dick cut off, but there's one problem. How am I supposed to use the bathroom?
>>27641422
I think it's a bit too late for me to start that.
>>27641386
Maybe not, but it's far more likely. Best to be safe.
>>27639571
Then submit your bp to me right now, along with your email address.
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_05.17_[2016.04.05_05.19.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OeHYI2x.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_05.17_[2016.04.05_05.19.21].jpg")
>>27641477
Hehe~
>>27641520
Don't worry, surgeons do it all the time. They just keep your urethra and rebuild its entrance in the middle of your now completely smooth crotch. Just a tiny little hole! There's a lot of documentation and pictures about that on the web if you're interested.
>>27641554
Wow~ you're supposed to take what you want, not ask for it!
![[Nemesis]_Yokohama_Kaidashi_Kikou_Quiet_Country_Cafe_02_Hi10P_[E47860F5].mkv_snapshot_11.29_[2016.04.02_09.52.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ACpipho.jpg "[Nemesis]_Yokohama_Kaidashi_Kikou_Quiet_Country_Cafe_02_Hi10P_[E47860F5].mkv_snapshot_11.29_[2016.04.02_09.52.42].jpg")
>>27641379
In a matter of months, anon. Pasta:
>Wake up to Normalization Alert Warning
>Informs me that I have spent too much time in solitude as I haven't socialized in over 5 hours
>Quickly grab my standard issue Iphonodroid and tweet some meaningless babble about my life
>I'm too late, Normalpatrol bursts through my glass door with a keg of Coors and a Family Guy DVD
>Handcuffed and pushed against the floor as they go through my stuff
>They check my computer and find out that I haven't updated the 5 required social networking sites
>They find out I haven't liked a facebook comment in over 20 hours
>They check my room and discover 3 non-FPS console games in my possession
>After finding enough evidence they dress me up in some artificially torn jeans and a Hollister shirt and take me to the station
>Ask where my gf is
>Break down in tears and tell them that I haven't been able to get a gf and have been lying on my Normalization checklist
>They perform the exceedingly painful virginity test and find out I still haven't gotten laid even though the cutoff to avoid getting put on the watch list is 16
>Tell me if I don't learn to conform then they'll have to put me down
>Ask them if there is anything I can do to spare my life
>Normalfag patrol man shrugs his shoulders and says "just b urself dude"
>>27641992
>just b urself dude
Nice pasta, it made me chuckle.
>>27641127
Yheah because the Los Zetas actually seem like nice people and arent that bad.
>>27637834
It's a waste of taxpayer dollars to buy a chastity belt for a KHV
Wouldn't it be cheaper to provide a one time prostitute service to eliminate the kissless/hugless/virgin status instead of providing expensive Chasity devices and consistent hormone therapy?
Fuck, this is why we have such a massive national debt.
>>27637834
>mfw I think this would never and could never happen
>remember just 7 years ago SJW bullshit was a tiny distant whisper
>remember how things are in 2016
>think about the year 2030
>this will probably be real by then
F-Fuck....
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
warrant blox
>>27642927
You're being a bigot, you know? Just because they made some mistakes in the past it doesn't mean pic related will happen to you.
>>27637834
Come back when you got a warrant bitch. This would be followed by me flushing/swallowing all the drugs i can dig up in my house
