>out walking
>a cat bites me
>>27637830
Go clean that shit don't post about it on a sushi forum
Enjoy the rabies famalam
>out walking
>dogs bark at me more than at other people
>sometimes kids heckle me
>sometimes random people yell shit at me out of the window of their car
I just want to go for a walk in peace
>>27637830
>out walking
>homeless nigger mocks my shoes
>>27637830
dont get that fucking close to the cat, cunt
your looks probably frightened the innocent milk drinking creature you brute
Sakaki is that you
Please be my gf or I'll send more cats after you
>out walking
>a car bites me
>>27637944
>milk drinking
nigger no they're lactose intolerant
>out walking
>cat sucks my dick
>>27637830
Are you definitely sure the cat didnt have rabies?
If you think it might have, consult your doctor, once symptoms appear you're fucked (can take from a week to a year)
>>27637830
>out walking
>a squirrel is giving me attitude.
>>27637830
>out waking
>get bit by something
>go to doctor
>sorry robot, you've been bit by an alcohol
>>27637830
>out walking
>overwhelming desire to end it all bites me
>out chasing mice
>some neckbeard sees me and runs up
>fingers smell and look like big cheeto's puffs
>take a bite
>it's dangerously cheesy
>>27638243
i'm surprised that got by the originality filter
>niger
>piss
>here is a better thread
>>27638257
>>27638257
>>27638379
>implying you didn't link to your thread
>out walking
>starts raining unexpectedly
>no cover whatsoever, only in tee-shirt and jeans
>walk quicker
>just getting wet
>i feel the pitiful stares
>>27638341
>walking down the street
>see another robot
>he says to me "i'm surprised that got by the originality filter"
>I respond, "robot you've been bit by an alcohol"
>>27638113
>out walking
>cat sucks my dick
>after I finish into its mouth, it whispers, "robot you've been bit by an alcohol"
>>27637830
go get a rabies shot you moron
>>27638452
do not incorporate me into your shenanigans
>>27638605
>walking down the street
> some crazy robot yells, "go get a rabies shot you moron"
>I tell him I can't
>he asks why
>because I was bit by an alcohol
>>27638203
>out walking
>a squirrel is giving me attitude
>I bite him
>squirrel goes to a vet
>vet says, squirrel you weren't bit by a robot
>you've been bit by an alcohol
>>27637907
>out walking
>dogs bark at me more than at other people
> random people yelled shit out of the window of their car,
>robot, you've been bit by an alcohol
How the fuck do you get bitten by a cat?
>>27637830
>Out walking
>My mom marries my daughter to the asshole king of Westeros
>>27638880
>How the fuck do you get bitten by a cat?
>I wasn't
>I was bit by an alcohol
>>27638908
>Out walking
>My mom marries my daughter to the asshole king of Westeros
>on my wedding day she whispers into my ear, "robot, you've been bitten by an alcohol."
someone explain this shitty meme
>>27639081
>out on the chans
>anon asks me to explain a meme
>just as I'm about to tell him he's bitten by a booze
>>27637830
>walk into hospital
>doctor gives me a lethal dose of morphine
>>27639081
>walking down the street
>another robot adks, someone explain this shitty meme
>I can't
>why
>I've been bit by an alcohol
>>27639172
>out on the town
>walking down the street
>anon asks me to explain a meme
>just as I'm about to tell him he's bitten by a booze and an alcohol
>>27639204
>walk into hospital
>cat gives me a lethal dose of morphine
>before everything fades to black, the cat whisperers, you weren't bit by a doctor, you were bit by an alcohol
>>27637830
ok
keep going outside and soon insignificant things like this won't be big enough events in your life to blog about on syrian frog rubbing forums
>boozing on the catwalk
>feel a bite
>it's a doctor
>he just gave me a lethal doze of morphine
>>27639322
>boozing on the doctorwalk
>feel a bite
>it's a doctor
>he just gave me a lethal doze of cat
>he whispers into my ear, too bad you weren't bit by an alcohol
>>27639363
>in the streets on morpine
>bite a doctor
>it's lethal
>as I whisper into his ear, I realize I am alcohol
forced meme samefagging af
Hey /r/4chan!
can you say "forced meme?
>>27640365
>23 unique posters af
>out walking
>one-legged hobo calls me ugly
>>27640464
>redditors trying to fit in af
>>27640658
>unironic ebonics poster af
>>27637907
I swear sometimes people fucking stare at me on the street for some reason, it's only like one or two and not all the time but it fucking annoys me
>out walking to the shops
>those annoying charity people who accost people on the street are out
>they approach and call out to the good looking people my age
>they look at me and ignore me completely
Like I hate when they do ask me for money but fuck lads it hurts when even charity collectors think I'm too ugly to bother acknowledging
>>27638001
Anon,she isn't real
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