Whats the most pathetic thing you've done in the last 24 hours?
>Just took a shower so my parents wouldn't hear me crying
>Didn't even need to take one
I'm sick so I've layed in my bed for the past 48 hours doing nothing
>>27637409
masturbated to a drawing of Louis's feet (from Family Guy)
I've made 2 threads about wanting to kill myself, but still too weak to do anything about it.
Came to /r9k/.
I went for a walk because I was feeling depressed but had to come back quickly because it was cold and I had to poop really bad.
>>27637472
dont forget, you're here forever
no matter what you say, no matter what happens
you will keep coming back to this aweful place,
for the rest of eternity.
>>27637409
Sperged out over the phone when I called my bank. Said my bank number and when they repeated it back to me I thought they got it wrong (they didn't) so I demanded to talk to someone else and they clarified they got it right.
I got confused because of that IBAN stuff (I'm European) and how the account number is somehow part of it.
can't say i've done anything pathetic today but then i don't classify my life per the conditions set by losers (everyone who isn't me)
>>27637500
>cold
>in april
>>27637409
Got caught taking a creepshot of a qt's butt today while she was talking to professor after class. She didn't see, but her friend did & stared me down hard. I jetted out of class.
I'm nervous af about the repercussions or if she told, and I'm not sure if I should skip on Wednesday or not.
tried to order chinese food over the phone but I fucked up and dropped all my spaghetti and my face was burning and ended up just hanging up because the girl on the other end sounded hot
but on the other hand maybe it's not so pathetic because at least I talked to a girl today! which is more than what half the people on here can say hahaha
>sold a few cigs to this kid who couldn't have been over 10 years old because I really needed the money
>>27637576
>everyone lives where i live
how stupid are you??
>>27637576
It's snowing in the NE in America atm it sucks
>sucked my own dick
>masturbated to sonic the werehog porn
Yeah I should go hang myself
I got dressed just to go buy beer, I wore my shoes that have worn away so I had to hobble.
My hair is a greasy mess so I had my hood up even though it was warm as fuck
>>27637948
Thats kinda fucked man. It was probably for his parents though.
>>27637409
Stole some panties from the laundry room of my dorm
fabbed to this 2 tiems in the past hour
>>27638299
>>masturbated to sonic the werehog porn
...
>>27638299
>sucked own dick
how
>>27637409
Spent 14 of the 24 playing Kancolle.
spent the other `10 sleeping.
I'm begging my internet boyfriend not to leave me
>>27638543
There's some actually not cringeworthy stuff, relatively speaking of course. Some Knuckles x Werehog consensual porn fucks me about because it reminds me that I'll never have a tender lover. Then I get mad at myself for jacking it to cartoon animals
>>27638562
Willpower. Also stretching everyday helps with flexibility - I prop myself on my bed, lift my body so I'm holding my sides with my arms and my weights propped up with my elbows and shoulders. From there I fall back and get my dick as close to my face, then use my feet against the wall behind my bed to push my lower body down so I can suck my own dick. I've only ever managed to get the first inch in my mouth - its very easy to damage your back or neck doing this
Last 24 hours? Ain't so bad.
I keep looking at my ex girlfriend twitters and being sad, waiting for it to update so I can hate myself more.
24H fuck well.. I got caught fapping by my neighbor, an older couple I was home blinds and window open jerking it on my couch noticed a shadow so I paused my phone was watching homer fuck bart, they saw me I panicked ran to bathroom no more boner so I perched on the toilet seat started to pull my butthole hairs out the seat shifted broke and I hit my head on the tub, left my phone on counter layed down dad finds my phone on pause FML
>>27638800
Oh top it off he says "anon I found your phone its playing something" he unpaused it havent left room skipping dinner tonight the shame, I already peed in a bottle and hid it have to shit just have a walmart plastic bag and cum napkins to wipe ass
I've done nothing but play video games and masturbate all day.
>>27638836
Lets swap senpai I cant even leave my room I know they are going to ask if I am hungry
almost sent an email to my brother forgiving him for raping me and asking him to write back cause I desperately want to talk to someone
I paid 11 dollars for erotic images of a dragon when I only have 100 dollars in my bank account...
I should lock my wallet in a safe when I jerk off.
>>27638906
this is by far the most pathetic thing in this thread
>>27638781
I know this terrible feeling. :'(
I was myself a couple of times today.
>>27638691
Don't feel bad I jack it to tails pretty regularly.
Spent 2 whole hours on omegle wearing an anonymous mask playing guitar and arguing with people about Donald Trump
I really fucking wish I was kidding
>>27638800
Link to video? Original
>>27638800
Top keks m80 I r80 about 80
My steam friend's always telling me we're going to abandon capitalism soon and go full commie, so I told him that the government should also give out free gfs. This turned into a kind of long-winded rant about how I need a gf and how communism wouldn't work. He told me I was pathetic and I got mad and closed steam. This is how I treat the only person I've spoken to in the last month.
I'm autistic as fuck and don't know how to shave so I trimmed my pubes with nail clippers.
>>27637409
I cry in the shower every day.
How is this special?
>>27637409
I've seen this picture a few times before but only now did I realise how awful that night must've been for that kid. The looks of disgust on some of these kid's faces tells it all. It's tragic really.
>>27637726
Post pic. Original comment.
Holy shit original comment
>>27638438
Take a picture of the panties please this is my fetish
>>27637409
>browsed /r9k/
>>27640587
Another Elliot Rodger is born
>>27638887
Are you ok anon? Please feel better
>>27638800
>>27638834
>>27639196
Wow fucking 10/10 lads I lost my shit
in really nothing, i just lost all my day (and all my life) in the computer, or in my bed
Guess I can add bumping my own thread so I have the illusion of conversation to the list.
>>27638998
That actually sounds really fun Anon!
Embarassed myself in the supermarket and for whatever reason what came out of mouth was "Sorry, I have fucking autism"
