Hello /r9q\
Have you ever had a sex before? If so, can you describe it in the least sexual/pornographic way?
If you're a virgin(wow faggot), can you describe how you imagine the sensation in similar terms?
benis in vagina :-DDDD
>>27636637
>on r9k
>asks if anyone has had sex
benis in bagina :-DDDD
coins milk etc.
>young anon has sex with cheerleader to make her jock bf jelly
>completely backfires and get full-body uppercut same week
>never has a sex again
It's like milking a cow, but engaging in the milking as both the cow and farmer. Many similar noises and frustrations
it's hard work
>>27636677
I've had everything but sex.
>tfw op only asks about sex
>>27636808
>It's like milking a cow, but engaging in the milking as both the cow and farmer.
ummmmm
>go to hooker's house
>give her some cash
>pulls out a condom
>undress
>she undresses
>starts touching my penis
>I start touching her boobs
>dick gets erected
>she puts a condom on it using her mouth
>lay on the bed
>hooker gets on top
>insert penis with my hand
>I start thrusting
>she starts moving up and down
>numb sensation on penis from condom
>start getting turned off
>suck her boobs
>she sucks my nipples
>get hard again
>change position
>now on top of her
>start sticking in and out fast
>erection at it's peak
>get bored after a while
>she tries sucking my dick so it gets hard to no avail
>can't get a boner
>leave
My first time was awful.
>Girl awkwardly asks if we should have sex
>"Sure I guess"
>We kiss and fumble getting our clothes off
>She lays back on bed with me on top
>Start rubbing her cunt. No partcular spot as I was clueless but just rubbing the area with hair on it
>She grabs benis and is awkwardly jerking
>Get hard
>Put on condom
>Put it in with her help. Couldn't find the hole
>Feels like masturbating with lube, but not as tight as hand
>Last like 45 seconds tops
>She said "Omg that was so good"
>I know she was lying but doesn't matter still had sex
>>27637379
>awkwardly jerking
>tfw the girl is jerking so hard it feels like she's going to rip your dick off
>>27637455
Basically. Didn't really feel that good but the thought of a girl touching it got me hard.
Can't blame her - looking back my blind vag rubbing couldn't have felt good.
I got my dick sucked by a girl who loved me a few times (my first blowjobs, her first blowjobs) back in high school - grade 9, age 14/15, my first love and real gf, her first love and real bf, a lot less judging based on education, profession, income, bill-paying capabilities, previous experience and all that shit modern adult "love" comes with
We were at her house in her room over March break while her parents were at work.
the psychological and romantic aspects contributed far more to the overall experience than the pure physical sensation on my penis. In fact, some shit I could have never envisioned and predicted beforehand, like her hair brushing against my thigh, and the very loud sucking noises (I watch all pron muted and have never had good earbuds), the very hard cuddling and hugging and kissing before and after, just being naked in a bed with her, are things that stood out the most. The physical experience was strictly worse than my hand, but the fact that a girl was sucking my cock made it diamonds and far more than worth it.
I never got laid and am now unemployable and unfuckable (for reasons unrelated to each other), but I imagine the same principles would apply to actual sex. Which is why I never hired an escort, which is why I don't believe androids or sexbots or other tech, although better than vanilla, will compare in my lifetime.
Pic unrelated but my ex looked very similar to one of these girls (a few years older maybe) when it happened. I hope I was as special to her as she was to me.
>benis in nice warm squishy place
>feels good
>get to look at tits too
And thats pretty much it
>>27636637
I'm 25 and have had sex once, so no powers :(
> 16 at the time meet girl on myspace, had good conversation
> meet up irl, go to a movie date, instantly fall in love with her
> continue to talk for a few days, goes quiet all of a sudden
> finally after not talking she invites me over to talk
> boyfriend came back from the boot camp, she is getting back with him
> ff about a month she texts me asking to hangout
> being my beta self, I hastily agree
> go to lunch, on her phone the whole time
> being the beta that I am, ask her to come to my house later and drink (a few of us losers are going to drink, I have a hookup for booze)
> hesitates but says yes, she wants to bring a friend
> ok cool will pick you up later (she doesn't drive)
> me and my friend pick up her and her friend
> go back to my house, parents are gone for the weekend
> start drinking keystone light, got the girls some wine coolers
> they get giggly and stupid quick.
> It's getting late, and i have a hot tub
> ask if they want to get in the hot tub (they brought suits because i mentioned it earlier)
> they do so we all get in and keep drinking
> girls are on one side and me and my buddy are on the other.
> girls are being drunk and dumb, they say we should all take our clothes off. we do.
> ask my girl "come over by me"
> She comes over to my side and instantly gets on top of me, Guides myself inside her.
> ohshitnocondom.mkv
> my friend and her friend are akwardly watching us
> wasn't long before I came and became soft
> she gets off and goes back to the other side of the hot tub, very quiet at this point.
> we don't talk the rest of the night
> she is back on her phone nonstop
> try and drive them home because they want to go, turn around because to drunk
> she calls her friend and gets his beta ass to pick them up
> next day she texts me she hates me and took advantage of her
> spend the next few months stalking her page to see if her belly is getting bigger.
> Never again fampai
>>27638790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13HGWZ79v1f
>>27639185
lmfao organal
>>27639119
fuck it, I'll do this one too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TfBZqS0jyu
>>27636677
It is almost of if they do it on purpose as some sort of baiting technique.
>>27639407
What do you get out of this?
>>27639493
Practice, but otherwise nothing. Other people seem to enjoy it sometimes, so that is a nice bonus.
>>27636637
I imagine it must be like putting my pOnOs in her vagOOO and jamming it in.
>>27639407
oh my boy bobby bouchaet! you ain't neva gonna play that fooze ball!!!
To be honest, after years of jerking off compulsively and looking at porn, it's really much of a letdown and quite overrated.
