>walk up to traffic llights
>press button
>when all the cars stop, walk away
>>27635636
I've been to tens of thousands of crosswalks. Not once has that button done anything.
>>27635755
The button doesn't stop or impede traffic, it just lets the user know when it's okay to cross.
>>27635755
>>27635805
There is a thing called a pedestrian controlled intersection. The button will cause the lights to go red, where they will otherwise always be green.
>>27635755
Depends. In small towns it sets a timer to stoplights. In large towns or cities, it does nothing.
All the mischief robots cause must cost the taxpayers a few million annually in wasted hours and general inconvenience.
>car rolls up to me, they scream out the window
>HEY WHERE IS BAKER'S STREET
>yell back
>I'm not actually yelling I'm just moving my mouth
>they look at me confused
>just when a fucking truck crashes into them
>read newspaper, all of them died
>mfw I'm in Baker's Street right now enjoying a hot cup of tea
>>27636382 please let this be true. such a warm feeling
>Person ask if the bus is going to right direction
>Accidentally answer "yes"
My subconscious is /devilish/
>>27636382
How the hell are you today?
(I will anyone 10 million internets who gets this)
>riding bike on sidewalk
>get to an intersection
>press button
>before the light turns red I start crossing the street because it is clear
>woman in a white suv starts screaming at me for pressing the button
>>27636382
I hope you die soon.
oregano
>See Chad yelling at some nerd about how his Range Rover is worth more than his life
>He pushes the nerd into the bushes
>Nerd was brother of a gang member
>Chad gets his arms smashed
>take his phone and throw it into the woods
