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Congratulations, wagecuck. Only 4 more days until your next two days of freedom.
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when will these meme end
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The Neet God is a kind god. he'll give yo that pat on the back your wife and kids wont because they simply dont care, Wagecuck

>Praise Kek for Neetbux
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I have today and the day after tomorrow off though OP. i would kill to be a neet again
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>>27634415
When UBI is established, resulting in a Decisive NEET victory.
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40 hours of my week in exchange for:
-Sex
-A house to live in
-Money for vacations
-Killer gaming computer
-QT daughter who will pass my genes on to the next generation
-Social status(not being called a leech)

Yeah, I'll take it.

Enjoy living next to niggers in your section 8 apartment and getting dirty looks using your EBT card at Walgreens, I guess.
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What will you do when the NEETbux run dry? You have no future, no experience, no talents or skills and if you did they are surely deteriorating along with your mental health, as each one of your worthless days pass. You're "retirement plan" is probably suicide at the age of 28. Congrats.
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>>27634587
>MUH SOCIAL.STATUS!!!
Wagecucks sure do say the funniest things.
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>>27634531

>UBI

lol at the idea of basic income. The GOP has the rural districts so gerrymandered they're going to own the House of Representatives for the next four decades.

Also, have you ever taken an economics course? Hand everyone 20K of "free" money a year and it will cause inflation. You'll end up paying 20 bucks a pop for your greasy McDonalds meals.
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>>27634643
Not everyone is an autistic loser with zero ambition, self worth and awareness.
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>>27634671
undergrad who slept through most of economics and has never experienced life outside of his bubble of autism and also has no idea of the conditions that would need to lead to UBI detected
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>>27634375
Uhh, more like 1 day of freedom because of the Sunday blues because work the next day/have to go to bed early that night.

Still though, don't give me any shit about language learning, fiddle playing, fishing, any of that shit bitch.
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>>27634587
>-Sex
Ask your girlfriend about that one.

>-A house to live in
So do I.

>-Money for vacations
Thanks to your "contribution to society", i do get money for vacations

>-Killer gaming computer
I built mine from spare parts at a PC recycling center for $10. It plays current games just fine.

-QT daughter who will pass my genes on to the next generation
You might want to ask your girlfriend about your daughter

>-Social status(not being called a leech)
Is this the next "contribution to society/making my parents proud of me/muh legacy"?
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>suggestion from the last wagecuck mockery thread
What do you think if we have a e-mail newsletter where everyone can register his wagecuck friends at? every morning at 5 am they get the newest wagecuck jokes, NEET comedy shows and memes
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>>27634742
>t. fat virgin living with his parents.
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If there haven't been any made yet, I'd like to make a gif of NEET Pepe quivering in delight at the wage cucks anguish
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>he makes these threads when the wagies get home
>tfw 4ch is full of normies and 8ch is down
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>>27634729
>Still though, don't give me any shit about language learning, fiddle playing, fishing, any of that shit bitch.

Yeah, they talk up a storm about all the cool things they're doing with their free time but chances are it's just vidya and porn.
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>>27634594
>What will you do when the NEETbux run dry?

Why do wagecuck's always repeat this line? Do you have to lie to yourselves that it'll happen to help you get through the average work day?
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>>27634818
The cognitive dissonance is incredible. Me lying to myself? OK. Tell me your plans for the future.
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>tfw i was just told im doing a 6 day week

JUST
U
S
T

And I'm paying $200 extra in city taxes for NEETs by the 18th. WHY DOES THE WORLD WORK THIS WAY FUUUCKKK
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>>27634818
The day our NEETBUX run dry is the day wage cucks stop going to work
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>>27634903
in other words, never
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>>27634587
>Enjoy living next to niggers in your section 8 apartment and getting dirty looks using your EBT card at Walgreens, I guess.

This is the only reason why I want to stop being a NEET. I fucking hate my ghetto thug neighborhood with a burning passion.
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>>27634375
I don't work till Thursday. I decided to take a week off.
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>>27634675

Not everyone is a person capable of swallowing all the stuff society forces down their throat without question.
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>>27634864

President Trump will sort out all the NEETS and Black welfare queens.

He'll also create a business-friendly environment where companies feel safe hiring new people. It'll be like the 50's or 90's again. No more understaffed departments, affirmative action quotas, or job-stealing Pajeets.
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>>27634967
How many of those free weeks do you have per year?
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>>27634375
Your working now, for this website.

Your threads are increasing revenue for this website.

And your doing it FOR FREE

KEKKEKKEKKEK
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>>27634903
>>27634860
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO WORK WAGIES

ONLY A 4 MORE DAYS BEFORE MR.GOLDSTIEN GIVES YOU YOUR CHECK
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>>27634991
Thats why I support Bernie Sanders
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>>27634977
Says the government cuck fully reliant on society and or mommy and daddy. Can you even imagine yourself past the age of 40 without wanting to commit suicide immediately? Enjoy the future friend
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>>27634997
As many as I want, since I decide my own schedule. Usually I take off more in spring/autumn, since I have more non-work stuff going on then.
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>>27635030
>be 40
>have inheritance
>retire in cheap rural area
>shitpost for rest of life
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Apparently I have 40 hours of vacation time available, and if I don't use them by October, they're forfeit. I can't save them for next year and I can't "cash them in".
Should I actually take a week vacation? Or is it better to use them randomly to take days off and get paid a bit?

I have a feeling if I actually took a vacation, I'd still get called and begged to come in anyway.
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>>27634925
Exactly. Wage cucks should be called "Lifelets" because they are barely even living.
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>>27634531
You win. You are happier than us. Goddamn it anon what do you get from making us feel even more miserable and pathetic?
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>>27635112
How, though? Not everyone works full time, and not everyone despises their job. I've always wanted to be a professor. I don't see why achieving that goal would mean I'm somehow living less than I was before.
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>>27635092

They usually don't roll over but they might go on your last paycheck of the year.

My favorite thing to do is to just use them on a bunch of successive Fridays. A whole month of 3 day weekends is pretty rad.
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>>27634772
Awesome refutation of his points man, grats
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>>27634991
Lol trump is a capitalist, so.that stuff wont happen, apart from the getting rid of welfare fags.

Corporate America will flourish and small business will suffer.

The rich will get richer. The tax breaks for the rich will flourish, the only jobs the non rich elite can get will be low paid cuck work.

There will be nothing in the public sector as everything will be privatised for profit, so the public services will suffer unless your rich.

Trump will kill the dream of the America you dream off, the fifties America that Kennedy grew
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>>27635088
>inheritance.
Well congrats on the golden ticket. My point still stands for the majority of NEETs
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>>27635169
His "points" being that he's fucking that guys wife and sister?
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>>27635154
NEET life is beat life. Glad you're having fun indoctrinating today's youth with cultural Marxism. Makes my deal all that much sweeter
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>>27635169
What points? All I saw were vague talking shit and ask your girlfriend. One about him building his own PC, but whatever. All lie and bullshit anyway.
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>>27634375
remember wagecucks, we do this out of love, not hate or mischief. we really want you to change your poisoned mindset induced by social norms and help your life get better. if you convert, you will be welcomed. but don't get butthurt when we laugh at your self-inflicted misery, since you are asking for it.
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>>27634742
>Ask your girlfriend about that one.
Outside of shitty /r9k/ memes, you'll find that cucking isn't as widespread as you think.

>So do I.
Yeah, a shit-tier apartment that's messy as fuck. Or you're living with your parents in a small room with piss bottles everywhere.

>Thanks to your "contribution to society", i do get money for vacations
"Vacations" to your local park, I'm sure.

>You might want to ask your girlfriend about your daughter
See above.

>You might want to ask your girlfriend about your daughter
You realize putting "muh" in front of valid points doesn't nullify them, right?
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>>27635171
Yeah, sure thing. Which is why he's trying so hard to get rid of the ways businesses screw the middle class over like outsourcing jobs and importing rajeets.
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>>27635214
I thought NEETs valued spending time learning. I do the same. Getting paid to do it means I get to do more that enhances that learning, like visits to international libraries, conferences and workshops.

>>27635266
But how would it better my life?
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>>27635278

Noice this is what I want to see. More citation and response type posts would make arninekay so much more effective.

>>27635222
>>27635210
This is what I wanted. More. MOOOORE.
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>>27635326

You are not a wagecuck though, of I understand correctly. The fact that you are working towards your dreams (that aren't just materialistic dreams poured into you by ads) and enjoy it makes you different from the people who work forty hours a week at a job they hate to "make their parents proud" or "contribute to society" or any other reason that doesn't come from within.
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>>27635446
That makes sense, anon. I've never felt like what I'm doing is detrimental to my well-being. I mean, I even do it for free when I'm not working.
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>>27634375
This would be a perfect place for an "achievement unlocked" message, if only we were in a video game.
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>>27635326
Telling people that homogeneous white societies are bad, yeah good job
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>>27634375
Being a wagecuck is pretty much the only way to support a family. I know many of you don't have the experience or consider companionship and offspring important, but for me it's a thing I'm willing to sacrifice other life aspects. Naturally priorities differ from person to person, but I've chosen the way that makes me the happiest.
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>>27635088
But you want to kill yourself even at the present moment. What will change if you live in a rural area?
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>>27636115
why in the actual goddamn fuck are you on my fucking board you piece of subhuman trash
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>>27636175
I graduated. I still sometimes here to see what my life was like.
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I'm not really a wagecuck, I'm a wagebitch because I don't have anyone to give my money to I think?

I'm a wageasspussy
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>>27636235
bitchmadewageearning, clockpunching, coffeedrinking, 9to5hourputtingin, morningshowerandshave, wouldyoulikefrieswiththat motherfucker
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I work night shift, still have 5 days to go.
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>>27636362
>tfw 4 10s on afternoon and nights

Nightshift guy this week is running 5 8s because it saves him $150 on daycare.
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