>live by myself in a shitty apartment
>drunk normies run up and down the stairs in the middle of the night
>spray pam all over the floor at the top of the stairs
Who /devilish/ here?
>pam
wat
Why don't you just use skateboard wax. Pam is going to dry up.
>>27633655
Non-stick spray for pots and pans. It's really greasy
>>27633655
Nonstick cooking spray
>>27633672
It's canola oil in spray form, it's not going anywhere.
Use silicon lube instead. You can't get rid of it with water; it's so water-resistant and greasy you can actually jerk off with it underwater.
>police do an investigation after someone falls and gets brain damage
>everyone knows it's you because you're a fucking weirdo who lives by himself and acts autistic
good plan autist
>tfw no grinch costume
>>27633928
> implying they would have anything other than circumstantial evidence.