>tfw no tasty girl butt to eat
I'm so hungry ;_;
that's pretty much exactly what I want a grill to do to me. just use my tongue and face to masturbate with
>tfw no gf ass to eat
>>27632584
>tfw licking your sisters butt when she's sleeping
Literally heaven.
>>27633256
>>when she's sleeping
how did she not wake up?
>>27633275
I only do it, when she's drunk, which happens usually 1-2 times a week.
Got to take advantage while sh'e still commuting to college at home.
>>27633429
w-what's it taste like?
>>27633429
However unlikely it is, what the fuck would you do if she woke up and discovered what you were doing to her? How do you reckon that would play out?
>>27633275
>how did she not wake up?
She didn't wake up because he's lying on the internet.
>>27633471
Most of the time it's just slightly sweaty. Even it smells a little like shit, I can't really taste it. I never stick my tongue past the hole though.
>>27633534
Idk, I'd probably be fucked. I'm cautious though. I'll only attempt it after trying to wake up her with a bs excuse and checking her eyes. Most of the time I just stick to groping.
>>27633701
No reason to lie about something on the internet anon.
>>27633994
U madman
>>27633994
lol fair enough, i've done the same many times with female friends (even fucked a few when they woke up to me doing it) but don't think i'd ever do it with my sister.
that said i am an only child so who the fuck knows?
>>27632797
sauce -> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1031807855
you're welcome
>>27634108
>i've done the same many times with female friends
Unlike you, I'm not a normie. I've pretty much given up on ever losing my virginity or having the social skills to get friendly with women for that matter.
Got to take the opportunities given.
>>27632600
I love you anon. I wish my boyfriend felt like this.
>>27633994
How do the tits and the butt cheeks feel anon? I envy you so much for getting to touch these holy body parts.
>>27634338
Why not dump him and get a robot bf?
>>27634269
Yeah man I wasn't condemning you, all of life is just a matter of take whatever you can get, go for it and next time give her a quick lick from me.
>>27634434
lol lets not get carried away
>>27634434
Because I don't think that's a good reason to break up with someone. He's sexually inexperienced and I think he has a low libido so I don't expect him to be great in bed or eat my ass yet. I hope he will in the future though.
>>27634583
None of my gf's ever let me eat their ass. I had to just go for it, and most of the time they'd try to write away from me, saying "ewww anon that's gross".
A girl who sits on my face and lets me lick her asshole is my dream in life. It's all I've ever wanted.
>>27634583
>low libido
What a fucking loser cuck. What is even the point of him then?
>>27634583
>I don't expect him to be great in bed or eat my ass yet.
Have you ever had your ass licked before?
>>27634651
>wanting to lick the single place of the body where mud comes from
>>27634338
yea I'm pretty sure your boyfriend would be fine with it
if not I'll be waiting
>>27634716
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP FUCKING NON-ASSLICKING NORMIES REEEEEEE
>>27634689
No! I'm really excited for the day. I just really like the idea of a guy going to town down there, not giving a fuck and getting his face covered in juice and stuff. More than specifically getting my ass eaten. I don't know, I'm sure I'll love it.
>>27632584
I don't care about ass but I would love girl to be this passionate while I eat her pussy.
>>27634900
that's why I like face sitting, I think it would be hotter to just have a girl literally smother me with her butt and vag and rub the juices all over my face, rather than just eating her out
>>27634143
thanks anon
(originallyylylyl)
>>27634900
>>27634950
one of my first fetishes. extra points if she spits on my face and smear it all over my face with her hand from time to time. I love the smell, I wouldn't wash my face for a while after if it was not necessary.
too bad I have beard and I really like the way I look.
>>27634716
>implying you wouldn't
Girl butt is just so soft and alluring, thy dirtiness makes it even hotter.
What does a chick's ass actually smell like?
>>27635265
I think the slight saliva smell left behind when you make out with a qt is super hot
All I want in life is to taste a girls asshole.
>>27635352
Like a dude butt.
>>27635313
>tattoos
dropped
bloxb.loxlxboox
>>27635363
>tfw no big booty white or Latina wife
>she will never make you lick her ass while she browses the internet
>tfw you'll never have a qt's butt smell left behind on your sheets
She fucks his ass with a strapon in that scene
>>27635406
>she'll never squat over your face and tell you dinners ready
Why am I even living..
>>27635467
tfw I'll never have a qts vaginal juice and butt smell left on my face once she's done using me
I wouldn't wash my face for a week
>>27635527
why did you post this? it's nasty and the thread was fine until you posted this please delete it.
>>27635528
same here dude, I wish a hot white or Hispanic chick could do that to me. Asian is good too.
>>27635527
poopfags pls leave
>>27635494
Care to explain senpai?
>>27635667
that's a big poop.
>>27635629
Just search strapon dreamer, she uses a rather large fake dong and stretches his butthole. She then fake cums a bunch of milk in his face and he finishes on her high heeled boots.
>>27635667
that girl eats a lot of vegetables. that shit is almost green.
>>27635709
How does she get it so soft though
>>27636806
By not eating hot pockets you turd muncher
I get rock hard when I eat a cute girls butt. It's like poor mans Viagra.
>>27636933
It has more to do with water intake honestly
>>27634716
Coitus-san is cute. CUTE.
