Well come today my life is officially as pathetic as it can get. I am single, ugly as fuck and destined to be alone. I have packed a bag with food and water for a week, as well as a knife a shotgun and some twine to hunt and some stuff to farm food if I make it long enough.
>>27632268
>water for a week
topkek... also no
What's wrong with water for a week?
>>27632268
>farm food
>in the woods
>eating what you catch
I doubt you could gut it and will probably get a tapeworm not being able to evaluate the animal
>>27632268
Even though this done sound fun your fucked
Just get a plane ticket to south america and disappear there. At least if someone shoots you you'll die quickly
>>27632557
How are you going to pack a weeks worth of water
you mong
you going to pack 7 smalls bottles of water aren't you?
>>27632654
op obviously has a personality disorder and is romancing about being a wood hobbit
He won't last 5 hrs with out the internet
>>27632673
>>27632557
If you're living an active life in the forest you need at least 2 litres of water daily. That's 14 litres for a week, which is 14 kilos, which is heavy as fuck.
Also, I wish there were more robots I could do this with. We could just survive in the forest together and not say more than absolutely necessary. It'd be pretty great. Not to mention the gay sex.
>>27632792
name me 5 edible fish in you local eco system
5 edible plants
>>27632864
I don't know about fish, but my dad is essentially a hick and eats whatever he catches from our poo-infested lake and is fine.
>5 edible plants
No fucking clue, I'm just fantasizing. I could just pack some burritos and nuts or something.
>>27632923
If you don't research this shit you're going to die.
>>27632792
listen here faggot i was game for going inmawoods until you
mentioned gay sex. fuck no faggot, im not a degenerate! i may suck at fucking life and the universe may shit on me on an hourly basis, but i will not degrade myself to literal faggotry.
>>27632977
It's not like it's permanent. A week at most. And I could pussy out whenever I felt like it. Ultimately my goal is to buy some land off the grid and live off the land. Nomadic lifestyle is for plebs.
>>27632993
I was just kidding bruh.
>bring bottle of everclear
>sterilize stream water with it
would this work? if not just boil it I guess.
that also sounds fun as fuck, but I'd be too afraid of spiders eating me in my sleep
>>27633011
Protip: a grizzly bear can kill you in seconds
>>27633138
this what people did 200 years ago. In fact US soldiers got about 7 shots of whiskey in their daily rations. All wars were fought drunk as fuck back then.
>>27632268
bring a sleeping bag it's gonna get chilly
>>27633175
>bears
Firearms + dog
>>27633138
>spiders
They sell special protective face nets to prevent bugs from gettng into your face and head orifices. These are usually intended for third-world countries where scary ass bugs are rampant, but I'd use it anywhere cause paranoia.
>>27633290
where do you live in the us
>>27633290
Bears can still maul you if they get shot or kill your dog
>>27633290
bring sun screen you'll be outside all day
>>27633307
Canadia
>>27633328
Bears are a non-problem. They won't approach you unless they're desperate, in which case your dog will alert you and you can kill it. They're only a problem if you're going camping temporarily and living like a nomad, which is a huge gamble and you deserve to be mauled for it.
>>27633355
Depends on where you live obviously.
>>27633290
make some type of shelter when you get there one that blocks out the sun
>>27633481
Wolves and panthers can still kill you especially if you sleep where you eat. Racoons are dangerous too and what about the bugs?
>>27633481
definitely bring a sleeping bag it gets pretty cold up in Canada right also look for streams with fish and set up traps for them by blocking most of the way except a small section and put a net there to catch the fishy
>>27633543
blocking most of the way with rocks*
Yeah the area I'm going to has a pretty decent clearing with a river running through it.
>>27632923
You're not OP Faggot, I'm OP faggot
>>27633870
hopefully theres some fishies in there
>>27633953
>not using commas
OP is confirmed fag.
>>27633138
>>27632792
If you faggots wanna join up we could create a robot colony in the wastes of southern Ontario. We shall be famous for our pepes carved from stone.
>>27634272
i don't think im allowed in canada anon got caught with possession of weed
>>27634370
Might be different with Prime Minister Dudeweedman in charge
>>27634429
maybe i was 15 and 17 when i got charged so its not on my adult record
>>27632268
Live close enough to one of those camp retreats to steal things
>>27634670
Maybe a camp for the mentally defective? They won't even know I'm taking their stuff.
>>27633328
I've got a 30-06 for bears
