>borrow pen from a girl in my class
>the smell like farts
>>27630311
In school, we had this public work station thing where you could get scrap paper, pens, markers, etc. The big markers always smelled like rotten chicken/fish and I didn't realize why until I got older.
>>27630355
Was your teacher hot?
>>27630355
I would have sucked on them
>borrow pen from a guy in my class
>the smell like farts
>>27630311
>meaning she's into anal-play
Is she hot or at least decent looking?
I'd totally ask her out if I were you. Having an anal g/f or female buttfuck-buddy is my biggest fantasy
>>27630529
Even if I was into guys, I'm pretty sure he wasn't.
>>27630311
>Lend your pen to a qt girl
>She ends up taking it home with her
>She returns it a few days later
>It smells like farts
What do
I read some story a few months ago about a guy who kept smelling ass on some of his things in the house, like remote controllers, pens, screwdrivers, basically anytjing that can be shoved up an ass smelled like it was shoved up an ass. his wife was secretly sticking things up her ass and just leaving them around the house without washing them
>>27630658
I was just about to post this..
I'd savor that flavor
used to happen to me all the time, had to stop giving away my stuff.
>>27632343
>tfw no hungry asshole g/f or wife
I miss my ex. I got her addicted into ass-play and anal sex to the point where she kept ordering all sorts of butt-plugs for me to shove up her butt
still leaving ass-smelling stuff around the house is nasty AF m8. at least my ex only shoved toys or my dick back there.
>>27630311
nothing wrong with it, I am not even a grill and my sharpies smells like pooo
>>27632328
get some lube and condoms and ask her for some "netflix and chill"
>>27632343
>Your gf/wife will never make it her to shove EVERYTHING you own up her ass (or at least as much of it as she can fit) at least once before you catch on
