>getting haircuit
>cute hairdresser has huge tits
>tfw she sticks them right in your face when shes cutting your hair
Literally an inch from my face, how am I supposed to keep a straight face?
Just close your eyes, fool.
>>27629726
i usually close my eyes and relax during haircuts. keeping your eyes open sounds pretty autistic now that i think about it, especially when she's showing her tiddies in your face.
>>27629726
>posts anime
>not a huge sissyboi
Nice try
>>27629726
Dude, she was flirting with you. Clearly what you had to do was rape her right there.
>Getting a hair cut
>Old iranian immigrant barber talking about how all the dark age muslims comming over here to rape being paid for by his taxes
>Start complimenting my blonde hair
Okay
I compliment mine and she always smiles and shoves them even more in my face.
>>27630094
Based barber man
