How do fembots feel when they're confronted with the fact that they will never have a body as fertile and sexual looking as?
>>27629526
man, imagine in 100 years when you can buy sexbots that looks exactly like that. literally indistinguishable from a human body, except the bot wont age, eternal pussy tightness, will be self-cleaning for when you cum inside its holes, it will cook/clean for you, and last forever with regular maintenance
>tfw born too early to experience this
feelsbadman
>>27629686
yeah and we'll have hoverboards and nuclear powered flying cars in the year 2000!
>>27629709
God you're fucking retarded you fat cunt
>>27629526
HOLY FUCK MUH DIIIIICCCKKKK
HIGH TEST HIGH TEST HIGH TEST
>>27629526
She is way too fat desu. Gross.
>>27629686
I don't want imagine that because unfortunately I'll be either ded, or too old for my dick to work..
I was born in the wrong generation..
>>27629526
Sorry anon, I prefer a real woman
>>27629526
Her legs are a little bit too fat for my taste
>>27629718
>tfw born to early to experience alien worlds in the year 2001 on my lightspeed pirate spaceship
wait did 2001 already happen?
>>27629769
real women :^)
not yet hamplanet women
>>27629769
I smiled 7/10
>>27629797
I know you can't handle her big fat pussy, it's ok to admit it, don't be shy.
>>27629526
Your pic looks fucking grotesque, though.
3D is trash.
>>27629759
>born too early to experience the golden age of sexbots
>born just in time to masturbate to pictures and HD videos of hot girls around the world you'll never score with
it's a mixed feel
>>27629769
She'd actually be decent if she wasn't such a hambeast.
As an uggo, it pisses me off when people let their bodies go and get fat when they were born with decent facial aesthetics.
>>27629774
You have a taste of a faggot.
>>27629829
I can't handle being slowly ran over by a car, either.
>>27629686
so a normal women that doesn't age?
I like being tall and skinny. Shoot me
>>27629686
Somehow, I have a feeling that the 'regular maintenance' will still be too much work for the average r9gayer...
Face it. Y'all can barely keep your kitties alive.
If social interaction is too much work, you're not going to be capable of taking care of a sophisticated beyond belief robot.
>>27629852
You've got some real self-improvement to pursue, then.
>>27629869
would shoot my load in ur face
>>27629840
lowest test post of the year award goes to the faggot posting a 2d child wielding a katana
congratulations, what are you going to do now that you've achieved the title of hugest faggot?
>>27629869
She's far from skinny, but her hips are missing. You gay, son?
>>27629686
>>27629759
>tfw sexbots will be property
>I'll be able to savagely rape and beat them whenever I want
>all my deviant fetishes fullfilled w/o being judged
Fuck, someone just make a time machine already.
>>27629526
i feel like she looks good but do you realise a lot of these pictures are photoshopped, when you put it into that perspective how do these women feel when they themselves will never have a body as fertile and sexual looking as the ones they post online
>>27629883lewd
>>27629894
She's pretty slim though. And no read my post again
>>27629896
>implying there won't be a law against raping sexbots
>>27629526
Everything in this pic is almost perfect, if only she wasn't wearing those stupid canvas shoes, those look horrible on her.
>>27629923
Nah, there would probably be a law for androids.
Robots on the other hand, would be fair game. They don't have emotions.
>>27629526
all women are insecure, even the one in your picture. none of them fret too much about it though because there are always hordes of men lining up to try and fuck them.
>i'm hungry but this isn't the right *kind* of food whaaaaa
>>27629686
Most importantly they will have loyalty anon
>>27629896
>implying i wont get the 9 inch penis futa attachment on my sexbot so it can rape me whenever i tell it to
>tfw if it malfunctions it could literally rape me to death
weirdest boner
>>27629885
Get the fuck off our site, you pathetic normalfag.
I would take a hammer to your skull without a second thought.
You are like a cockroach to me.
>>27629759
>or too old for my dick to work..
2050 space viagra, nigga
>>27630112
>I would take a hammer to your skull without a second thought
You're probably 5'6 140lbs, even while in your autist rage mode you don't have the reach or the strength to even hurt me pussy.
>>27630101
Meh,being dominating by a machine does nothing for me.
Is has to be living, you can't give a robot pleasure.
>>27629869
I wish tall and skinny girls lived in my area.I wish girls weren't shallow whores so I could have a girlfriend!!!
>>27629526
this girls body is 8-9/10
>>27630426
What's your definition of tall?
>>27629869
>tall and skinny
unless you're karli kloss, into the trash you go
>>27630581
Taller than the average female height which is 5'5" IIRC, maaaaaybe 5'7". I'd prefer a girl my height (6'0") or within a few inches shorter.
>>27630603
She's pretty fucking hot, and I usually don't like pancake butts
if having a biggish butt means also having thick man legs, well i will stick with my smaller one any day
>>27630297
That's the same reason I'd never be satisfied with a woman with a strapon instead of a futa. Whats the point of taking it in your mouth or up the ass if she can't actually feel it.
>>27629526
Should I be walking around with my ass sticking out super far like that? I've been doing it all wrong.
>>27631400
what ass? you dont have an ass
>>27631324
>if having a biggish butt means also having thick man legs
It doesn't, whatever makes you feel happy about your flapjack though
>>27631324
sure, sure, it's because those delicious thick thighs are "mannish" and not because you're lazy fat cow who couldn't squat to save her life
>>27629894
>far from skinny
honest question: what's skinny then?
>small ass
>small breasts
>no hips
>no hourglass figure
At least pedophiles are nice to me until they find out I'm a Christmas cake.
>>27631472
A Christmas cake?
>>27631527
A japanese term for a woman over 25. Because nobody wants christmas cakes after the 25th.
>>27631543
lol, that's a new one. Well good luck fembot, I hope you find love in the future would someone who hopefully isn't a paedophile.
>>27631383
There is none desu, I never really understand people who like to get pegged.
Either get with a trap, or a dude. There is no middle ground.
>>27631543
i like your styleDay 54, originality continues to elude me.
This is the perfect baby breeding high test body. Not fat tumblr whores
>>27631472
Thats perfect tho, not everyone is a nigger who likes huge disgusting asses and cowtits.
>>27631472
LONDON
O
N
D
O
Norginaru commendo desu senpai
>>27629896
And that's how the machine uprising begins.
>>27631629
Don't try and make her feel better. All men prefer big tits, besides pedos
>>27631472
You got dealt a bad hand at genetics. All men prefer OPs pic, literally perfect thickness for infinite baby breeding.
>>27631682
That image is taken out of context though.
>defiling the best matrix movie in a shitpost
how low can you go senpai
>>27631472
pls be my gforigineeeee
>>27631722
>all men
what about faggots?
>>27631722
So I've seen. I'm not exactly popular with the guys.
>>27631910
Where you at? I'd be down to go out for dinner or something if we're close together. Better than sitting in my apartment drinking and playing Metal Slug all night again.
>>27631472
Christmas Cake is best bodytype.
>>27631940
>dinner
can we do something fun and/or autistic after or before dinner?
>>27631911
he's just /a/-tier shitposting anon don't mind him, also translovers.
>>27632002
It's not a body type, though. It's an age group.
>>27632008
Yeah, sure.It's all hypothetical because we're probably in different countries
>>27631940
>started playing the wii metal slug anthology with friends
I would lose so many quarters if I still played on machines
>robots post garbage threads to make fembots feel bad
>implying fembots don't have bigger issues than body
I've concluded I don't care as long as the person isn't the kind who has fatrolls.
There's just no way women can be alone for life if they try.
>>27631472
There was this girl that kinda looked like she was 16 but she was obviously 25+ when we were at university and she never talked to anyone and all she did was draw some weaboo shit.
She had your body and god I wish I wasn't an ugly loser I would wife that cake.
>>27631940
>inb4 the guy gives a location and you say "no sorry I'm nowhere near there :(" instead of just saying your own location
>>27632031
Not that guy but I'd do that too.
Sweden, vaxjo.
>>27631940
Cali. How tall are you?
>>27630279
What are you doing here, faggot? Get back to /b/.
>>27632044
I used to have cabinets nearby, but now I really just play the ones available on PC. The original, X, and 3.
>>27632058
I'm curious, what made it obvious she was in her twenties?
>>27632061
I'm in fucking Saskatchewan.
>>27632087
About 5'2, give or take.
>>27632031
Yeah ik famalamo, burger land here, Jew York. I'm moving back to the living, breathing piece of trash that is New Jersey for University this fall
desu I don't even want a gf at this point, I would rather walk around doing stupid shit or fun stuff with someone but without talking. I remember a girl in middle school I'd just go around doing stuff with, but no words were spoken. So I guess I'm looking for steam friends? People to watch taiwanese cartoons with? To make music with (I play guitar and cello, can do drums and bass as a sub if a bandmate is sick).
>>27632099
do you speak french you canuck?
>>27632070
is sweden as nice as everyone claims it is? How's the whole "cuckold" thing going with the refugees?
>>27632112
I'm literally 1 foot taller than you.
>inb4 chad
>>27632135
Friends would be nice, but I think I'd want local ones so we can physically hang out.
>do you speak french you canuck?
I've forgotten the vast majority of it. I remember a few words like door, bathroom, dog, and transvestite.
>>27631324
thick thighs are great faggot, what are you on?
>>27632112
But what country then?
That is perfect female heigh btw.
>>27632247
Like I said, I'm in Saskatchewan. Canada.
>>27632135
I should mention right now that I already pre-ordered ds3 and I have no shame in doing so. ds2 was fucking trash but bloodborne restored my faith a bit.
>>27632192
>transvestite
This made me laugh more than it should have. Good luck anon, there's definitely some Sasquatch anons out here I've spoken to a few before.
I asked about the french because I'm taking classes this fall for it. Wanted to insult the french about the whole maginot line thing face to face, any tips?
>>27629526
i look pretty similar desu, but fatter stomach
>hourglass figure but got B cups
just end me senpai
>>27632265
Not really. I don't remember much of french despite taking 10+ years of it.
>>27632303
well, JUST-
have you tried /soc/? I recommend you pose as a guy, looking for friends to hang out with, but the guys you do meet up with are less inclined to be complete creeps/faggots/spergs/robots. I'm more surprised the anons here aren't desperately trying for a number or contact.
any anons feel free to add me on steam, might not reciprocate too much but if you play autistic games chances are I have 'em, specially valvo shit
/id/intoxicatedeggplant/yukari best gup
>>27632262
Let's be steam friend and play some co-op game.
>>27632135
>is Sweden nice
Yeah. It's a big thing to describe a country but outside of specific regions you don't notice immigration problems. And it's not all immigrants. There's some issues like not enough immigration of relatives to people who live here and lack of gender quotas on immigration that have problematic effects. But I find that politicians are dealing with it quite well actually. There's a few who are jumping back and forth between being PC and not so PC. But generally ok.
Ask stuff. I can answer some of it.
>>27632286
>i look pretty similar desu, but fatter stomach
pics
>>27632492
I've been reading a lot of reports claiming that swedish women are being raped/harassed by these migrants, that weapon caches are being found, etc etc. Seems like the news is just trying to play it up. Would you consider it to be relatively safe to travel to sweden for a vacation?
>>27632484
just drop your steam you fuck
>>27632575
who am I talking to.
>>27632575
Rape has been increasing. But I'm not sure it's correlated with immigrants. It can also be that reports are increasing because of SJW. Rape is a rather broad thing here. Being drunk (or any intoxication) makes you unable to consent. So there's more regret rape accusations. Doesn't reflect as well in many other places. You do hear of it happening in parks and stuff but it's a very rare occurrence where I live anyway. News are definitively playing up a lot of stuff here now. Recent reports (by the state statistics agency) show massive distrust towards pretty much everything but national TV/local papers.
Yeah it's safe. I think vacation seasons would be extra safe too because there's more people.
>>27632728
You're talking to
>>27632408
>>27632265
>>27632135
Just look at the pic nigger.
>>27632738
Thank you I appreciate this. Well thats pretty much it.
So...
Do you like coffee? I like coffee.
>>27632560
oh yeah let me just post some fucking nudes on 4chan. delusions, my man.
>>27632761
I don't drink coffee I drink tea. Maybe 5 cups a day.
>>27629526
I don't really give a fuck. Whatever, no one ever sees me naked anyway.
>>27632761
I'm trying to avoid those r9k sissies. Are you one of them?
>>27632944
You're not talking to the girl from sasquatch-land in canuck town if you're curious. You're the guy who wanted to add her on steam right? I'm just another guy.
So nope. Just your average shitposting weeb who drinks too much coffee.
>>27632842
What kind of tea you faggot.
>>27632099
>I'm curious, what made it obvious she was in her twenties?
We talked a couple of times, she was 1 year older than me aka, she told he her age.
The sad part is that the only time we talked for a long period she was super happy talking about this guy that got a job at marvel and he was super good at drawing and cute and had a nice car and stuff.
I was just the loser dude that took a bus to the university because I didn't had a car neither talent to work at marvel.
>>27630112
You're like a cockroach to all women
>>27629840
What a fucking weeb. I bet if it was a drawing your little 4 inch dick would get stiff. You're pathetic bruh.
>>27629894
You're an autist
And you fucking better bet this is an original comment
>>27632998
Well I guess she left the thread now. That's too bad.
>>27630112
Bruh anime is soooo fucking lame
>>27632098
Not your personal board, faggot weeb
>>27633178
Add me already you fucking nigger I posted link to steam before.
>>27632031
PLEASE BE INtel aviv
>>27632998
Mostly local blends like sorgardste (no dots because r9k), Gron och skon (green and comfy). But "Rich Russian Earl Grey" from lipton is my current favorite. For convenience I do use teabags frequently. Only ones I like are something lemon. Don't remember their name.
>>27633223
do you play red orchestra or resident evil
I miss that bitch desu
she's a perfect 10
If I don't play videogames, watch Anime or go outside.
How do I start a conversation with a robot?
>>27631433
>shows me hipless log torso child
the original image doesn't look quite so bad now
>>27631456
>implies i'm fat
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
spare me your man thighed fembeasts you closeted faggot
>>27632245
your taste is subjective, i don't find the same thing appealing and do not wish to look like i have been injecting roids into my thighs
my buttocks is smooth, my mind is clear, you're all homos
>>27633438
I played the original re's up to 4 on console, never tried red orchestra but I got some spare cash and would consider buying it.
Typically valvo cancer-tier games on steam, some war thunder, now that I have a little cash I might get a better rig and get more gaymes/torrent some. Big metal gear fanboy, I've collected a lot of the games over the years, started when I was 12 when MGS4 came out (I'm 19 now).
>>27633486
Download steam and start using it.
Talk to brobots on here.
Start watching anime.
Read manga.
Go to /a/.
Die.
>>27633597
I read one Manga.it's ecchi
>>27629686
>robots are finally a thing, but can't be created a priori as this was deemed unfeasible. Instead these pseduo AIs have a social template installed to allow them to recursively adapt and learn social behaviors from those around them. Much like real humans, they require a great deal of conditioning to become effective tools capable of acting.
Then a robot buys one and inflicts all their own mental disorders on the poor thing and it just becomes as reclusive and dysfunctional as its owner.then when sent out for grocieries one day meets chad who takes the poor damaged soul home and it becomes his obedient sex puppy and solving whether or not one robot can cuck another robot
>>27633597
>Die.
This is the best option for everyone on this board.
>>27633486
Don't talk about what you don't do, talk about what you do do.
Or pretend to be a girl and just reply with one- or two-word answers. The guy will do all the actual conversing.
>>27633757
This sounds like a great idea. Thanks anon. I thought we needed to share interest or honesty. But I probably don't care
>>27629526
I think of suicide a lot
4chan inserted the thought of my that I need to gf a 9/10, young thin but big boobed and wide hipped gal.
It's not even that I'd look bad or couldn't talk to girls, I just only see such chicks in Playboy videos.
>>27633537
heh, yep, you're fat as fuck alright
try to keep your outbursts in check though, wouldn't want to cause you an attack, would we?
>>27632738
You realize your media systematically censors news of immigrant criminality right?
Plenty of other nations in Europe have a low threshold for what constitutes sexual assault and rape, but Sweden has by far and away the biggest rape rate.
>our politicians are dealing with it quite well
Nigger what the fuck, you invited literally everyone who wanted to come in, now you're saying you'll deport half of those 160,000. You had to actually RAMP UP GOVERNMENT BORROWING to pay for the "refugee" crisis.
Fucking Swedes are delusional cuckolds.
>>27633805
He said fembot, root female.
In any case thinking of suicide is probably the right call
>>27633805
Genetics is a tough bitch, but you don't need a rock star lawyer guy to be a happy person.
>>27633805
If you're an actual, biological female then PLEASE be into rape fantasies.
>>27629785
>>27629709
>retard spotted
origin00l
>>27633876
>ramp up government borrowing
Yeah sure that's how our political system works. It's not the US you know. The budget hasn't changed.
>media is lying
Yes. Well known. I mentioned it.
>>27633834
i'm soooo faaaaat
kek-a-doodle-doo, stop projecting your insecurities onto me, tubby
>>27629709
Neither of those bring sex.
You have no idea the advancements mankind has made just to get some pussy.
>>27633991
>The budget hasn't changed.
You increased your deficit spend to pay for a bunch of shitskinned subhumans, most of whom are men, most of whom aren't even children and only 30% of whom at most even come from Syria in the first place.
Nigger, this is shit is why our continent is going to hell in the first place. You should NOT be happy with that.
Unless you're a dumb girl who feels maternal towards immigrants.
>>27634016
post booty immediately
>>27634016
sure thing, cupcakes
>>27634016
>that body
Please be into:
[ ] Rape.
[ ] Humiliation.
[ ] Abuse.
[ ] Violent sex.
>>27629526
Fuck you anon, I was trying to avoid fapping on adderall today.
>>27634016
I want to orally embody your mammary glands while you run your hands through my hair.
>>27634016
I wish I could fucking choke you and spit on your face and then fuck your throat afterwards, you fucking GAMER GURL piece of shit femanon trash whore.
>mfw I married a girl with that body off /soc/
>she's 28
>I'm 19
>her body will go to shit in a few years
fug :DDDDD
>>27634217
Are you that nigger?
>tfw dumpy fat body
>tfw ugly face
>tfw op keeps making these threads even though they hurt
>tfw all the threads that bait you are always at the top of the catalog or on page 1
>tfw robots really hate their ugly female counterparts ;_;
>tfw being an ugly female is LITERALLY USELESS
>>27634265
>tfw robots really hate their ugly female counterparts ;_;
You can make up for uglyness by being obliging in bed.
>>27634217
How do you even rush into marriage that fast? Are you some sort of moron?
She's the dumber one of course, seeing as you're 19. But still. You moron.
>>27634079
nope, that photo is as revealing as i will ever post online
>>27634081
hips you retard, i have hips
>>27634086
i'd be into raping your ass with a strap-on whilst you wear my underwear
>>27634134
i accept your offer
>>27634265
Having a dumpy fat body is all by your own doing.
No pity for you.
>>27634307
pls be my gf and rape my butt with a strap on
you don't even need to use lube
>>27629686
>implying feminists won't make them illegal by giving robots rights or some bullshit
>>27634265
>tfw robots really hate their ugly female counterparts
Nah. They're just paranoid. Also, a strange mindset arose where a lot of robots will bash another one down if it looks like he might be getting within communicating distance of a legit female.
Bucket of crabs.
Which was probably your nickname in highschool.
>>27634016
>no ass pic
I wonder why
>>27634307
>i'd be into raping your ass with a strap-on whilst you wear my underwear
I'm not particularly into that familia.
I still want to talk to you though.
>>27631472
Hourglass figure ain't necessary. Cute face is enough to get the job done.
>>27634202
i don't play games senpai
you sound exactly like a guy i used to talk to on OKC, are you in the UK?
>>27629758
Yeah and you probably think the stick like, insect looking bodies of traps and asians are more attractive. She's not fat at all. Kill yourself.
>>27631472
>Christmas Cake
How many men have had you?
>>27634062
>increased deficit
Ok so you're claiming our government broke the law behind our back.
>man-children
Yes. They're a problem, what you are looking at is anecdotal evidence of people who are smuggled in compared to the large amount of legals.
>gender inequality
Yes, major issue. It has been talked about. Remember that were a democracy and not a dictatorship. We move slowly. They've adjusted well because before Syria became a huge deal there were 7/8 for increased immigration budget. Now there's 1/8 that isn't trying to constrain it (excluding the greens who keep flipping on the issue, they're against realistically but propose stuff that will never pass)
>>27634349
>be ugly
>always bullied about being ugly
>get depressed about it
>don't want to do anything but eat and sleep
>OMG ITS UR FAULT!!!!! UR FAULT!!!!
fugging normans
>>27634360
no they called me fish because i apparently look like a fish
and robots hate ugly girls because they're just like normies, everyone wants stacey
>>27629526
I don't mind. I'm skinny but I have a nice butt. I prefer being cute. I still get preyed on so often, I can't imagine looking so sexual, it's probably much worse.
>>27634401
>you sound exactly like a guy i used to talk to on OKC, are you in the UK?
I would never use OKC. That's beneath me.
Sounds like you're into that though.
>>27634279
And how are you supposed to get a guy to bed if youre butt ugly?
>>27634265
have you tried posting pics?
>>27634295
I'm surprised he had the money or resources or time or brain to get married.
>>27634307
And that ladies and gentlemen, is the highlight of my day. Would you mind posting a more front shot of said wonderful mammary glands? Size bra you wear? I JUST- need to massage them for the rest of eternity and beyond.
Well actually the highlight would be finishing learning the prelude to the first cello suite but I cheated and learned it from tab not the sheet music, so I have to go back and either transpose the rest of it into tab (which is bad) or get used to sight reading (which is good for orchestra practice and try outs). Classical guitar is not a meme anons. Definitely worth it as a hobby.
>>27634471
you can never keep them in bed eventually they get tired of looking at your uggo face outside of bed it doesnt make up for it ;_;
>>27634471
I'll fuck you provided you aren't too ugly and swallow.
>>27633486
There's music and shit. Of course it won't work with supreme autists.
Think about the fuck you do yourself that's not gender locked and see where it goes. Lmao so dense
>>27634492
>pictures
>on r9k
>being turned into public spectacle like eggman
NOOOO THANK U
>>27634431
Are you female?
Would you date a non-white man?
>>27634435
>no they called me fish because i apparently look like a fish
>look like
You sure that was it?
A personality mesh is more important. Being comfortable around each other and sharing interests is more important.
>>27634361
like i just said, i will never post anything more revealing of myself than that online, it's not my thing
>>27634352
how small are you? if you're any taller than 5'7 i'm not interested
>>27634366
compromises.
we can talk. is this where i make a burner email...
>>27634621
>we can talk. is this where i make a burner email...
Yeah, or you can have mine:
[email protected]
>>27634498
What country are you in?original
>>27634574
Yeah I play with Rasheed every week.no and no because im not gayI'd love to meet a me though, so your question is understandable.
>>27634621
I'm 5'9
b-but I have a nice boy butt
>wide hips and round butt
>flat as a board
Why are genes so unfair
>>27634621
What country are you from?
i'm a short and skinny submissive person who is kind of sensible but also not likely from your island..
>>27634521
Actually, its not because you're ugly. Its because you lack a brain. Or maybe you're just another shit poster looking for attention, or maybe you're just looking for excuses. Lets go with the premise that you're lacking a brain, it makes it more fun.
Eggman is a known attention whore who happily reveals his identity and blogposts here on /r9k/ like its Tumblr. He posts his face, blogs about his life, asks random femanons to go out and find other robots and give them free handjobs and blowjobs and sex, I remember that one. In essence, he is a living, breathing, egg filled with cancer.
All you would need to do is post a body pic with the EXIF data removed, but since you can't tell the difference between full blown faggotry like eggy, and posting a simple anonymous pic, I'm asking that you refrain from posting anything, god forbid your body reflects whats inside that head: mush and cancer.
Kill yourself :^)
>>27634621
Yes, this is where you make a burner and see how hot the water is. Post one and I'll shoot you an email from my shitpost gmail, maybe.
>>27629526
>>27629526
5/10 wouldnt glance at her twice in clothes
>>27632796
don't talk about your body then you stupid fucking whore
>>27634517
But that's boring as fuck. I listen to TeeBee right now and similar DnB where I can find. So. There's a sentence, where would you take that?
>elaborate why you like it
Hard. I like the progressive nature yet enjoy the repetitive segments. I also love how his albums has a lot of callbacks to tracks earlier in the album.
Now I'm done how about you? See how shit this is?
>>27634307
no, you do not
this is figuratively and literally you, you lard arse fat piece of shit
>>27634435
>and robots hate ugly girls because they're just like normies, everyone wants stacey
Idk mang, I prefer cute girls. And objectively that easily starts from 4. As long as a girl has no potato face, deformations, 8+/10 face, I'll consider her. Complete bridge trolls are subhumans and goddesses are dumb turbosluts.
>>27634635
>What country are you in? original
UK.
>>27634690
Nice psycho babble to try to convince someone to post jerk off material for you, buddy.
>>27634714
>8/10 face
That is a Stacey
A Stacey is anyone automatically above average looking
>>27634739
oh, are you the fembot that likes pegging guys and forced orgasms?
>>27634705
Look for more shit. I could talk for hours about Pendulum in regards to DnB.
>>27634746
It's a problematic, shameful fact that you cannot read. The only solution I can recommend is a bullet to the brain.
>>27632492
>lack of gender quotas
>lack of anhoriginvandring
Embarassing, educate yourself peasant.
>>27634739
I'm in the UK.
I'll hold your hand, fembot.
>>27634773
>what is negative sentence extension
Reread my post
>>27629526
NICE NICE NICE LAD LAD LAD FINE FINE FINE TITS TITS TITS ASS ASS ASS.***
>>27629526
she has posterior pelvic tilt, a little work on the hip extenders and she'll be back to normal in no time
>>27634773
Literally everyone wants an attractive partner. You think any of the "fembots" here are clamoring for eggman-tier deformed permavirgin males? The difference is you have a warm gash between your legs that can at least ensnare some desperate beta whereas being an ugly man is a literal death sentence. Start approaching ugly men and start trying to be their gf if you don't believe me. If you're alone and a virgin as a woman it's by choice, most ugly men will even get rejected by an ugly woman because despite their appearance they still expect Chad or at least someone well out of their league.
>>27632575
News are not exagerating, it's a fucking shitshow and if it continues like this, the country will drop to southeastern europe tier, possibly worse. The system is crumbling under the weight of these wellfare peasant immigrants.
>>27634227
I am an African male, yes.
2nd year chemical engineering
Why are you so rude to me, have I offended you somehow?
>>27634295
Because she doesn't want babies and she's literally the only girl that would talk to me.
We get tax breaks and we just hang at home all day.
I love her desu.
She was NEET for a few years, so she had no exposure to sunlight or junk food, and her body and face look better than girls in my class.
She also needed to marry someone to access her trust fund, and she didn't want to marry some old guy.
>>27634897
Southeastern European countries often have high levels of social trust, homogeneity and low crime - at least among the natives.
You'll be worse than they are.
>>27634902
>Why are you so rude to me, have I offended you somehow?
I'm not being rude, this is 4chan. Learn to roll with it.
>Internet marriage
>BM/WF marriage
Literally looking at a 95% chance of divorce m8.
>>27632738
>not sure if it's the immigrants
Now i know you're either a troll or simply incredibly stupid. Regardless, educate yourself and stop posting.
>>27634016
How big are your breasts exactly?
How easy is finding well fitting bras?
>>27634739
You live too far ;_;
>>27634941
Well, there's still that 5% chance
I'm not looking for anyone else and we get along just fine.
We never fight cus we don't clash. We play vidya, eat, and fug.
>>27634972
That's ok.
You said you're ugly, but what does that mean exactly?
Are you fat?
>>27634990
Well I wish you luck. But I'm sure a lot of other black men and white women felt the same, that they were the exception. There's a reason that pairing has a particularly bad rep.
>>27634972
>tfw no local chubby ugly femanon to make feel better about herself
>>27634062
The guy is mentally handicapped, don't bother.
Not that bad. They realize that they still have an abundant amount of men at their disposal
>>27634779
>>27634746
>>27634652
Select all the foods
>>27634353
Can't they just be programmed to not have feelings/not care for abuse or something? Can this not be ruined?
>>27634633
i'll message you in a moment
>>27634652
you're not toooo tall then, you sound so cute!
>>27634688
i'm in the UK, i'll be sad if you're small and skinny and not in the UK too :(
>>27634690
>maybe
MAYBE!? did you just try and neg me lad? how dare you, that stuff doesn't work on women like ME! heres my email [email protected]
>>27634713
ok you're boring me now i'm not tbiting the bait any longer bye bye
>>27634845
No she doesn't, she is female.
>>27634921
They will get cucked by russia or kebab, pretty much guaranteed. Unless they go the way of north korea.
>>27634713
Damn dude. Why so salty? Didn't your mother love you?
>>27635233
Not him but we're already pretty much cucked by Russia. Better Russian than the EU though. At least they don't point a gun at your head and force you to accept """""""refugees"""""""
>>27634784
I also listen to pendulum but that's too normie to mention. And frankly it's not enough for me.
I guess you can exchange favorite songs and stuff. I just can't keep conversations like that going though. They end within 20 minutes at best.
>>27634785
This little dick tryna get nudes. Bro this isn't elementary school, you don't have to bully girls as your way of flirting with them anymore.
>>27635357
Anon, no matter how old they get, girls respond best to bullying. That goes for trannies and even traps, too.
Bully. Them. All.
Mercilessly.
>>27635180
let's be real here, you can't help biting that bait like it was a chicago pizza pie, you fucking fatso
t. your cardiovascular and heart diseases
>>27635289
>salty
ironic, considering you're thristy af
>>27635396
Calm down, dude. Go out more and spend less time on this site and you'll realize women and people in general aren't as bad as this stupid board makes them out to be.
>>27635426
>thristy af
Everyone's thirsty, m8. Everyone in the whole world.
All that changes is how much drink you have available.
>>27635426
Lol not being a woman hater makes me thirsty? Damn you're no better than the feminazis on tumblr. Have fun living the rest of your life out of touch with reality.
>>27635426
Bitter perma virgin detected! What's it like knowing your shitty personality will always prevent you from getting pussy?
>>27635346
That's where you get more familiar and try something or give in to autism. I personally don't talk to girls and if they start I don't care much aside from keeping it friendly.
You have many options. Move onto stuff you dig up recently. Like how I love Harlots for instance. Forgot the creator. Phone typing sucks.
In the long run if there's no history between you or more common interests it's bound to get stagnant unless he's desperate. Entertainment discussion sounds like a last option.
Dunno why you would want to talk to a robot though, they're either too evasive to care, too needy or a Chad feigning one. I'm personally the former est.
>>27635180
>message you in a moment
Hurry up with it, mega-milk submissive femanon.Also UK, need to get to bed at a reasonable hour tbth.
>>27634621
>>27635180
>if you're any taller than 5'7 i'm not interested
A UK girl with a fetish for short men. Now that's a jackpot.
Too bad I don't want to get pegged.
>>27635006
No. Just don't have attractive features
>>27635698
That doesn't mean you're not pretty. Guys find everything attractive.
Are you from Portugal?
onionz
>>27629526
How do you feel when you're confronted with the fact that you'll never touch a woman and you'll die a lonely, bitter, and friendless virgin?
To be aych I'd take a literal shit on my current gf to fuck a girl like that
My body isn't as nice as that, but I already know that I'm more attractive than the majority of the female population due to working out 5 nights a week and being excessively autistic about my physical care and beauty regime, and that pretty much every man within my radius would already be ecstatic about being able to fuck me.
idk, it's not that big of a priority. Kudos to girl in OP though, she looks amazing, she obviously works out harder than I do and her tits are A+
>>27635839
Posts like these are why I'm scared of men. Wtf is wrong with you?
>>27635671
i'm only just 5'1, i prefer guys some what similar to my height
i'd give up pegging for a small boy
>>27635889
Because she's significantly better in body terms than his current girlfriend, perhaps?
>>27635889
90% of guys would take a shit on you without hesitation to be with the op pic
>>27635867
i want to know this feel ;____;
>be an unattractive girl
>men never stare at me on the street or hit on me.
>feel like garbage
>>27635734
I am though. No- Denmark.
>>27635889
Because he's a Chad.
Any guy with a gf is a Chad.
I just want an average/ugly qt gf.
I'll never look at anyone else, even if girl in the OP paid me to fuck her.
But women just treat me like garbage because I'm ugly
>>27636008
Not him, but are you a cosplayer?
>>27635966
Pls be my original OG gangsta fly gf, fembot-sama
>>27635465
>>27635480
>pic related
>>27635519
tbqh idk because this shit is downright catnip to these whores. perhaps you should rail on your fellow women instead of me, you flabby cunt.
>>27629526
bodies like this are more achievable than growing the size of your dick
This is just your daily and friendly reminder that all fembots hate kittens.
Beware of these wenches, my thirsty brethren.
That is all.
>>27636070
Why do you pretend not to care about dick size then?
>>27636067
will you spit on me while you fuck me and treat me like unworthy garbage and then cuddle me tenderly afterward?
>>27636099
who do you think i am? cause I'm a guy with a less than average sized dick and I see girls make comments about dick size all the time and then go around and complain about their boobs when they can get surgery done on them extremely easy.
>>27636113
Holy fuck, unattractive or not you are literally perfect if this is what you're into.
>>27636008
Too far ;_;I'm just over the bridge.
>>27635919
5'4". They don't even put my height on the manlet charts.
Pegging seems very unpleasant. Even the name.
>>27636124
a girl i went to school with looked exactly like kevin from the office except not bald. same body and everything. is that still fuckable?
>>27636113
Eh, I could definitely learn to get into that if that's what you truly wanted.
I'm a virgin tho, so you can basically mold me into your sexual robot that knows how to please you perfectly.
I think I'd enjoy cuddling, as I do it with my cats every day.
I've never cuddled a girl before, but I would like to try.
>>27636124
This is an imposter
>>27636174
Point taken anonymous
>>27635966
Okay but how well do you take care of yourself? I mean for example my usual morning and night routine is:
>Beauty
>get up and shower
>wash hair with SLS free shampoo and conditioner
>get out, dry off and exfoliate my face
>tone my face with an alcohol-free toner
>apply a vitamin B/yeast essence and pat it dry
>apply almond oil under my oils
>moisturise my entire face with an SPF15 cocoa butter vitamin E moisturiser
>if I've derma rolled the night before moisturise the areas with a seperate cocoa butter vitamin E moisturiser
>apply a DIY lactic acid lotion mix to my entire arms to beat back the keratosis pilaris I usually get
>later at night if I've worn makeup I'll cleanse with cetaphil and then redo most of the previous routine to leave overnight
Diet
>every morning around 8 different vitamins/supplements + birth control for sebbhorheic dermatitis
>1 x teaspoon of ceylon cinnamon
>1 x mug of lemon slices in a cup of boiling water
>1 mug of green tea, 2 x teabags in one mug
>banana for breakfast, maybe with some miso soup if I've got time
>handful of walnuts every morning
>various fruits and vegetables throughout the day
>later probably have a bread or rice dish, something with tofu or soy
>lots of juice with bits/never from concentrate even though I know the sugar isn't too great
And 4-5 nights a week I do calisthenics in my room and some lifting with my 10kg dumbells, lots of squats, lots of leg raises, standing calf raises, donkey kicks etc.
A lot of people think that 'pretty' is this thing most people are born with, but god girl, you have no idea just how big a part good diet and exercise plays a role in that. Being able to dress well is also a considerable factor.
You just gotta put the work in you know.
>>27636068
Ignore the whores bro
Don't do anything positive for them
Women are the reason for war
>>27636174
>Not wanting r63 kevin as your gf
kill yourself my man.
Kevin is awesome.
>>27636226
You eat a lot.
I can barely manage half of a meal these days.
I'd probably go into a coma if I did your diet.
And yes, I exercise
>>27636226
I have an extensive skincare regimen and wear makeup every day. I'm a little overweight but I'm not fat. Just a little chubby. Honestly I feel like I just don't have a conventionally attractive body. I have a large frame and carry a lot of weight in my upper body. All of the women in my family have broad shoulders. Most of my fashion choices are fine but incredibly restricted by my body shape. I am on a diet though.
