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Let's check /r9k/ power level
>>27628269
I have a 4chan folder, but not a /b/ folder. I'm not 14.
here's mine, work at a game studio
graduated college
I don't trust these ho's, seen too many dudes with kids out of wedlock and divorces over the course of my life, not risking it.
Haha, us /b/tards, right!?
>>27628269
Bad enough I guess. In college at least
>>27628565
Forgot the image.
Origami post
makes me feel a little bit better about myself
>>27628269
18y/o male
#3241543423543
blox blox not robot blox
Could be a lot worse.
R-right?
22 y/o reporting
It's not that bad... I think?
Posteo original para sir roboto
There's nothing I can say to you, or vice versa, that can change the situation we're in.
>>27628848
>not virgin
>had a gf
Yes. Get out normie.
Almost made it. Damn.
>>27628269
I win, what do I get?
hah! got a line motherfuckers!
Almost a line, goddammnit
how'd I do?extra original
>>27629166
That coloring is triggering my autism.
>>27629230
Not a virgin. Get the fuck out
>>27629230
Did you get a hooker?
Bingo!
Now what do I win?
>>27629262
yep for my 18th birthday I got drunk, got a hooker and wasted the little money I had
One more and I would have a line, ffs.
Feels like some of these shouldn't apply if you're in college.
>>27628269
Feels good being a norman
Close on 6 separate occasions, but no bingo. Guess that means I'm not a loser, right? Right?
Could be worse. Kinda proud I got bingo though
>>27628269
uhm kill me
>>27629371
anybody who checks the "fapped to cp/loli' box isn't a norman.
Failed normie, wanna downgrade to robot levels
>>27629455
there is literally nothing wrong with loli
>>27629428
you may be a loser, but at least you do your own laundry though.
>>27629465
that may be true, but do you think a normie faps to loli? c'mon man don't kid yourself, norms dont even know what loli is
I've got none. What does that make me
>>27629479
>implying that I even wash my clothes
qt
>>27628269
>lives with parents
Why is this meme still a thing? I live with my parents, pay rent, pay my own bills and have even taken over some of theirs. I'm a third source of income and while they encourage me to save up for my own place (which I am) they have no problems with me being there
>tfw got a bingo
>>27629535
>paying your parents
sound cucky to me senpai
I moved to a different city after HS to go to college
It was super easy because the government is paying my bills
I currently go to a mental hospital Monday to Friday from 8:30 am to 5 pm so I have to wear acceptable clothes, shower, wear deodorant and go outside very often
i only played that hentai game ironically, i swear on me mum
REAAAAALLY close
not that bad
still life is shit
Not bad, I guess.The virgin thing is a technicality. When me and my brother were younger we would experiment and one time we tried anal. I managed to get inside him and came right away, so I think that counts as not being a virgin.
>>27631373
You're a virgin, and not only you're a virgin, you're the sickest virgin on this board.
Losing your virginity to a prostitute would be a hundred times better than what you did you sick fuck.
>>27631662
you didn't play butt explorer with your brother anon?
you missed out!
>>27631373
W-What? How old were you? That's too fucking lewd.
>>27631373
My cock hungers for details on the brother thing.
How old were you guys exactly?
Perhaps I'm a failed normie
>>27631727
>>27631756
13. Most of what we'd done was jerking off together and a bit of oral. We got the idea to try anal and played some fighting game to decide who got to top and who had to bottom. He bent over the couch with his butt in the air, I pushed in, came pretty much right away, and decided I'd try to be sexy and do something I'd seen in porn, by humping away while still inside him (since I didn't lose my erection right away) and nibbling his ear. Then I went soft from having cum and popped out.
even at this i fail
owiginal
>>27628269
Almost lads, almost
>>27631832
dry cum or with sperm?
>>27631832
Did your balls touch? It's only gay if your balls touch.
>>27628269
I'm not a neckbeard redditor who goes on /b/ for le funny memes, but still consider myself a loser.
>>27631873
Oh, there was sperm. I remember him being annoyed because he had asked me to tell him and pull out before I finished.
>>27631876
Probably.
No bingo but I'm pretty sure I'm still a loser
>>27628269
expected it to be a lot worse desu
>>27632051
What the fuck? i didnt write desu.
This board replaces t b h with desu?
>>27632090
Hello newfriend, welcome to 4chan.Just kidding, fuck off
how bad is this desu?
Don't play WoW but I checked it since I have autistic amounts of time into shitty vidya.
>>27632090
try writing "f a m" as one word
A-at least I didn't get a bingo
>tfw lying to my parents about going to school when I dropped out in January
>borrow dad's car to "go to class" every day
My other option would be wageslaving full time and renting a shitty apartment, but I don't even have a car so I'll probably just be homeless once they kick me out.
>>27632284
i was muted for 2 seconds because my comment wast original
>>27632284
T b h=2bh
F a m= f@m
Just do that. Works for me
What do I win /b/?
>tfw I can't even win a shitty at a /b/ bingo
I don't think I did too bad desu
>>27632483
Honestly the only reason I checked the /b/ folder is because the only pics on my phone are a bunch of memes
Yeah! I lost Loser Bingo.
Wait...what?
>>27628269
i winsadly.
>>27628460
>>27628523
neither of you belong on this board get off now you fucking normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
would have more but my mom is forcing me to get my ged
How can you not be virgin, if you've never had a girlfriend?
Surely you never went to the prostitutes I hope?
Can I stick around or do I need to an hero?
Not quite a bingo, should I still an hero?
>>27628523
>>27628790
>>27628846
>>27628848
This board is only for robots, you normalfags must leave.
