>"I haven't had sex in almost a week"
>"You think that's bad? I've had a dry spell for almost a month!
>"Hey anon, how long have you gone without sex?"
>>27626880
22 years t b h f a m
>>27626903
That was my longest dry spell too.
>>27626880
>maintain fierce eye contact while straining neck
"I'm having sex right now."
>>27626934
>this post might not be a joke
>>27626880
Is that the damn Daniel guy second to the left?
Looks like him
>their faces when you say anything over a month
>>27626880
About 7 months, famalam.
It's not that bad. Not craving it as much as normies claim. It's the contact and cuddling that I miss.
>>27626934
HEY MODS! OVER HERE!
White girls only want BBC.
24 hours exactly
>>27627011
>white women don't want Chad
>they want a smelly monkey that only get anywhere because Jews shill for them (affirmative action)
>>27627011
if that were true, why would the jew media need to constantly push it?
26 years.
Twenty. Six. Years.
WTF are normie such crackheads when it comes to sex?
I'm not virgin neither and I used to have sex regularly (with my ex, hookers, 1-night stands) but I don't see sex as something essential to my well-being like food or water, I can go without it for months, even years without bitching,
I am an alcoholic though so maybe going long without booze might make me cranky.
>>27627051
>not including your first 16 years of life
>>27627041
>>27627048
so much this.
BBC/cuck/interracial is just an old meme to bait nat-socs like /pol/. It's not really that common as they think.
>>27626979
oregano commentar
>>27626880
>M-Maybe 2 months guy... it really was a-awesome
3 years for me, and that was with a girl I spent 5 years with.
I can't ever really see myself having sex again. It's been over 8 years since I had "first contact" with a girl, and I haven't got a clue how sex outside of an LTR works anymore. I'm so terrified of making an ass of myself that I can't even bring myself to try.
>"Twenty years"
>"nah man, not since you were born, how long was your longest dry spell since you had sex?"
>"Twenty years"
>"aren't you only twenty-four, man? Are you trying to say you haven't had sex since you were four?"
>>27626880
Im married and its been about a month, no-one would ever say "i havent had sex in a week omg" unless they were virgins trying to cover themselves. You don't spend every second fucking when you have a girl.
27 years and counting, bro.
>yfw
>>27626880
"Excuse me, I've got to return some videotapes."
Well, that was easy.
>>27627322
Shit. What happened when you were four, m8?
>>27626880
First and only sexual experience was when I was 12, or maybe it was 11. 30 years old now and would rather work and live alone, avoiding people altogether outside of interaction using a computer and Internet connection.
Oh a humorous (maybe?) note, when I was in my early 20s by father got in contact with me to "catch up" over the weekend. He bought lunch and said "we need to talk". He told me that I could tell him anything and that there is nothing wrong with being gay. All I could do was laugh. Your old man thinks you're a faggot because you don't like being around people, top fucking kek. The funniest part, I guess, what that if I were honest it would probably have ruined him. I mean, how do you break it to your father that you'd rather fuck a 12 year old instead of going through the rat race and giving a shit about the religion of relationships and marriage. Family already viewed me as a complete failure by that point. I don't know, it has an element of black comedy in there, somewhere.
>>27626970
>your face when you tell them that you don't find any of them attractive, after they predictably try and put you on the spot.
>>27627394
Got some sweeeeet ass m8 fluububububububububbbuuu
>>27627410
TL;DR FAGGOT BTFO
>>27626880
about 4 months
its a meh feeling, too busy with other stuff to worry about my dick not getting action
>>27627454
This isn't /b/ so I don't know what you are trying to do, but it certainly isn't helping you "fit in" to where ever the fuck you think you are.
>>27627456
Your dick gets action every time you orgasm. That's the entire point of the vaginal cavity: promoting orgasms in order to produce semen.
>>27627435
Oh that's alright then. I was worried someone had gotten your ass. That'd be unfortunate and I'd express sympathy.
But instead you were tapping ass and smashing pussy. You must've been one cool kid.
>>27627487
TL. DR.
fag
>>27627489
Precocious i would say rather than cool, got half a chub up and just starting slaughtering this milf.
>>27627604
Anon, you clearly read it or else you wouldn't have made this comment >>27627454 , as it is directly relative to the post here >>27627410
Stop trying so hard, it's sad. This isn't /b/ and you aren't expected to behave like a ten year old.
All these people look so fucking punchable. I just wanna lay one right in each of their faces.
>>27627638
TL = DR (You)
>>27626880
Sincer you mom fell asleep last night.
>>27627651
Yet you clearly read it.
What exactly do you gain by acting like a retard on this board?
>"Hahaha, yeah guys, I guess a few months I haven't really kept track haha....."
>I have never had sex
>>27627333
Your trips confirm that you will have great success in wizardry.
>>27627683
TL................
DR M8
>>27627730
You are wasting the only existence you have, acting like a retard on an anonymous image board.
Maybe it's time for some reflection. Good luck with the rest of your life.
>>27627756
tLdR|RdLt
FaG|GaF
>>27627041
Damn someone's jealous hahahaha
Stay mad, basement virgin
>>27627333
Damn Daniel. Well shit.
>>27627827
>scribe of POL
Hahahaha holy shit that tag is so fucking cringe worthy hahaha
>>27626880
>Damn daniel! back at it again with the white cum.
I'd have been completely honest and then tell them I masturbate 2-3 times a day and I'm starting to loose hope. then wink at the fat bitch
>>27627313
> I haven't got a clue how sex outside of an LTR works anymore
This desu. After I broke up with my gf we still fucked every now and again but after I had to cut that off 2 years ago I havent seen any action since. Im too embarrassed to use okc, tinder, or craigslist because Im afraid someone will recognjze me then show their friends and laugh at me.
>>27627410
My dad entire family thought I was gay until I got my first gf at 20. Every time Id speak to him my father would sneak these, "I love you anon, even if you were gay or something"s into the conversation
I went 26 years without sex. Now I get it on a regular basis, without having to pay for it.
Were all gonna make it famalamatachis
>>27628438
You have to go back
(OC post please do not steal famlamamaa)
>>27626880
My. Whole. Life.
A WOMAN HAS NEVER TOUCHED MY DICK
ama
about a year maybe a little less
>dry spell
SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP USING THIS PHRASE YOU AREN'T FUCKING 60 YEARS OLD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>27628853
Sounds like someone had a long dry spell. Let me take a wild guess you haven't seen any action in the last two months, have you?
>>27626880
1 day
Shit is tough yo
>>27628870
STOP IT IM LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF YOU STUPID NIGGER SERIOUSLY STOP
>13 months
I was bout to hit 7-8 month streak until about a week ago. Really don't crave sex unless I'm drunk
>>27626880
>Hey anon, how long have you gone without sex?
congratulations, you've triggered me
>mfw a friend said that he had gone three months without sex and the women laughed at him>mfw i bragged about getting laid the last week and laughed along
>>27626880
Just last night
I'm a girl btw
One time I didn't fuck my waifu in Artificial Academy 2 for a week
>>27630622
Why would you do that? Don't you love your waifu? Why would you hurt her like that.
>>27629972
fuck offffffffff roastie reeee
im now triggered
I'd just say "I'm a virgin, bro" in an ironic tone so they think I'm actually joking without having to lie.
2 days here
Rate my gf guys
>I had sex with my hand an hour ago
>>27631931
>not "I'm having sex with my hand right now"
14 months
>tfw other normies laugh
>tfw robots RRREEE
if it's any consolation, she was hideous and evil
laughing at you nerds ahaha get a life
>everyone thinks you are a faggot
>they'll never know you are just a total loser
>really like the idea of the free market
>know it would most likely be a shit show in practice
>libertarian feels
going 32 years senpai. mgtow for life!
10 months
It wouldn't be as bad if I didn't work with all women who talk about sex all the time.
>>27632826
>tfw dizzy and posting in the wrong thread
inb4 stroke
