It's your turn to present in front of the class, Anon.
>it's a group project
>alright everyone choose a partner
>>27627547
worst feeling
>told to choose partners
>know nobody wants you and get put into a group
Presenting: My BUTT lol.
Get a good look you virgin losers, this is the only butt you're ever gonna see in person.
>9th grade
>entire class is split into 4 groups based on this aptitude test
>each group has to give a presentation about their group to the rest of the kids in the auditorium
>Chad and Stacy are supposed to represent my group but are nowhere to be found the morning of, probably at Chads place getting high and fucking
>see this as my opportunity to reach popularity and volunteer to take their spots
In the auditorium..
>''And giving the presentation for X class is Chad and Stacy''
>hear murmurs and chuckles as I walk up to the stage
>''Ohh...um..Chad and Stacy couldn't make it so taking their spot is Anon''
>one kid boo's
>after awkwardly standing there for 30 seconds I spend the next 2 minutes ad libbing some shit about achieving your dreams, bullying, the importance of art and drop some ''your mom'' jokes
>stand there for 30 more seconds paralyzed with fear before they realize that I'm done and announce me off the stage
>it's a presentation
>can't read power point
