>Student comes into the surgery
>Has a 175 word essay due tomorrow
>Hasn't even started it yet
>Wants me to give him a stimulant to keep him alert all night
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27626173
>you'll never intern with him
>>27626173
>175 word essay
You could do that in 15 minutes
>tfw 2400 word essay on Hobbes due in 8 days
>>27626959
I keep doing a 360 and leaving my computer
This is the correct path. Not harold territory.
>>27626983
Nigga you study comic strips or something? He's just a fucking stuffed tiger that Calvin imagines is real.
>>27626983
>"nasty, poore, brutish and short" for 2400 words
fuck, what a nightmare
>>27626173
My wife's son has a 36 dot dot-to-dot due in 2 days, anything you can prescribe?
>>27627031
8/10
almost fell for it
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