Shit guys I fucked up guys. I ordered some anal beads because I'm a massive faggot and I will never get with a girl. I assumed I was going to be alone because of holidays.
Turns out my dad is on holiday too! FUCK what do I say when I get the parcel? what if he gets it? FUCK
>>27625198
Don't worry, the packaging should be incognito as with all sex toys.
Does the parcel have tracking? If it does then use it you dumb frog.
>>27625218
It has tracking but that wont stop him from questioning it.
>>27625264
What do you mean? If you can get to the mailbox before him and sneak it inside somehow you should be good as golden.
Just everyday say to him you're going to check the mail etc.
When the anal beads come, rip them out of the box and conceal them inside your asshole and throw away the box into your rubbish bin.
And remember to BEEEE yourself to not arouse suspicion
>>27625288
I live down a track so the mail man comes down it, the only thing I can think of is saying that I am going out for something and sit at the to of the track for hours until it arrives
>post yfw two packages arrive instead of one
>post yfw your dad also ordered anal beads
>>27625264
All you really need to do is come up with an explanation for what is in the box. The box will likely just be a box, and there probably won't be anything on the box that hints at what it is.
I live with my mom and not once has she opened a package that was addressed to me. If your dad is not a weirdo he's probably the same way. It's really not abnormal to have a package mailed to you. If your dad goes through your mail regularly then you need to have a conversation with him about it.
>>27625398
And a conversation about needing anal beads.
this is what is definitely going to happen:
>SON YOUR ANAL BEADS HAVE ARRIVED
>I THREW THEM IN THE GARBAGE
>THIS IS THE ONLY ANAL BEAD YOU'LL EVER NEED (indicates his penis)
>AND THIS IS THE ONLY ANAL BEAD I'LL EVER NEED (inserts you face first into his anus)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLDhMU5JvMk
>>27625370
>>27625457
this. just fuck your dad already OP.
Plot twist, the beads already arrived but your dad threw them out. He already knows you're gay.
