What would you do if you knew in 40 minutes the Police would come into your house and arrest you for child porn?
Kill myself probably. Good thing I don't have CP
>fire up my Tails USB
>quick format the drives
>then set some random 20 character password for each drive
Be confused, because I don't have any and always report it when I come across it.
I'd probably have my last fap before moving it all into a USB stick then destroying my pc and running out the window with a backpack. ADVENTURE HERE I COME.
>>27625160
Why would someone have this in the first place ?
>>27625487
Because some people are attracted to children, shitlord.
Not worrying because I didn't break the law
>>27625506
Forgotten the line saved on his hard drive.
Seriously just smash the hardrive and bury it.
>>27625534
Not that I advocate this kind of shit.
I would get into my bed and pretend I am sleeping. They can't arrest you if you're sleeping.
Does it matter whether or not I actually have it? If so, I do nothing, then sue the fuck out of them for arresting me without any kind of reason for suspicion whatsoever.
If it doesn't matter, and they'll arrest me regardless, I kill my mother and myself.
Probably tidy up my room as it so messy its embarrassing and I'm not a pedo
>take a shower
>shave beard
>grab my laptop, backpack with essentials, some money, and my rifle
>run into the woods
Gonna do that shit Ted Kaczynski style.
>>27625160
Burn. Everything.
With no survivors
>>27625160
Upload CP and link it here.
Uhh...really? If I'm doing 10 I'm battling it out again...literally. But not for cp...actually maybe considering...but nah, 3x felon I'd honestly get a rook to plant in dudes head. Rooks are boss.
destroying drives can get you dinged for evidence tampering. All I'd do is turn them off, everythings encrypted. They cant do a cold-boot attack or anything with a powered-down machine, and turning off computers is something that every computer owner does routinely. Plead fifth when asked for password, because constitutional rights aren't *completely* dead yet.
>>27625160
I'd have to kill myself, I can't go to prison, especially not as a weak-willed beta faggot who's in for CP. I read a story once about a guy who was in prison for raping a child and the other inmates beat and raped him for something like two days straight.
Thankfully I don't have any of it and don't look at it online.
>>27625534
>the line saved on his hard drive
Where did the OP say this?
For all we know the hypothetical "you" could have incriminated yourself up shit creek.
>>27625603
>ted kaczyinski
>laptop
>>27625160
I wouldn't do anything other than just wait for them. Nothing illegal on my computer, but I still wouldn't tell my passwords to the police.
>>27625584
In the U.S you can get 7-13 years in prison just for viewing CP
Flee immediately. Whoever set me up controls both the judicial and the executive.
Then try to reestablish old connections with my network of civil justice warriors, see how to defend myself from the bourgeois swine.
>>27625442
F-f-fuck you TELL US YOUR PASSWORDS YOU SMUG BASTARD!
>>27625747
Not yet dead, but completely retarded, that's for sure.
"If I answer truthfully, my crime might be brought to justice", says the criminal.
"Oh, that's alright then, never mind, carry on", say her peers.
At least make pleading the fifth costly, maybe equivalent to a different charge similar to obstruction of justice.
Hold a knife in hand and pretend to rush them so that I'll get shot to death.
>>27625987
Better to have guilty people go free than innocent people imprisoned.
>>27625987
yeah why dont we just let the police force people to say incriminating things about themselves. who cares whether they did anything or not, we gotta catch more criminals
>>27625160
Eat my usb, smash drives
>>27626038
This. I have no better way of suicide stabbing yourself is retarded and takes long, I'd charge them with my dull machete
>>27625797
My bad I have communication impairment.
I have hard time formulating proper sentencing since English is not my native language.
Why are U.S laws on cp so retarded?
"Hurr durr 7-13 years in prison for accidentally clicking a link that took you to cp for .1 seconds hurr durr"
>>27625454
Shit strat m8.
The hacker known as 4chan planted it on your PC, your uncooperativness will be noted.
>>27625160
>have one last glorious fap
>post it to my fb to scare as many normies as possible
>grab fake gun
>run at popo and get shot
>tampering with evidence this blatantly
>when you are being arrested soon on some pretense, assuming there is already evidence
ITT: edgy "hacker" retards
You would need a computer that's dusted frequently to have its hard drives rapidly switched out with one that you also use semi frequently that only has way less punishable CP.
>>27626249
That's generally for distribution.
>>27625603
>all that evidence remaining
You'd be caught easilly.
>>27627710
>keeping anything on your HDD
>switching any drives
>not just DoD wiping
also, you can't recover data from formatted SSDs. the SSD rewrites data over free space as it goes along in real time.
if the cops come to your house, they have an actual case, with an IP trail that probably stretches far back.
