ITT: Stupid shit you did
>be me
>be about 14-15
>HS, some big party coming up
>have some friend that like me for being "that autistic dude"
>didn't notice, thought they legitimately liked me
>school makes flyers
>get idea
>edit photo to look like I'm gonna shoot up the school, call it a mass murder event
>I'm serious, friends also had an edgy kind of humour
>make some jokes in it to not make it look too serious
>show to friends on WhatsApp
>suddenly spread around school
>next day
>get taken out of Physics by teacher and staff
>"you're not gonna shoot up the school right"
>"no"
>Why did you do that anon??
>"thought it'd be funny"
>show them whatsapp conversation, talking about edgy Breivik jokes, say it's normal for us
>get back to class
Replied to this shit thread.
Oh man where do I start
> was peer pressured into saying I liked another guy at school in the middle of the playground (was sexually confused)
> put videos of myself on youtube growling along to cannibal corpse and shit, playing fake guitar
The whole school watched them and made a movie which played at the assembly which was a thinly veiled parody of me
> shitty comedian at uni is saying how he doesn't know what year it is
> I shout out "it's 2013"
> he doesn't stop making fun of me
>>27624939
WhatsApp became big in 2014
>be about 14-15
Get this underage bait fucking out of here
>>27624939
I don't even know where to begin.
A few months back I tore the gas pump off a gas station tank by forgetting to take it out of my car. And this was at work.
I forgot to turn my lights on and drove my car into a ditch that was less than a foot directly in front of me.
I asked someone where the men's locker room was in high school to a janitor, and he directed me to the girls locker room.
I tried to make a muh wacky video show about me in a luchador mask I bought cheap, and said it would be "money."
I jerked off on camera to a "girl" who had no video, and at the time I seriously thought it was a girl.
When I first started to exercise, I didn't have a fancy new phone, so I took a mirror shirtless pic with my Mac laptop computer to show off my 140 pound physique.
In middle school I made up a crush so people would pay attention to me since they liked gossip.
>>27624968
Oh that last one rules.
>>27624939
>14-15
>show to friends on WhatsApp
uh
>>27625170
>>27625030
I'm 18, my birthday is on February the 25th.
>be like 16
>decide to play the new freemium Sims game on facebook
>it's not really multiplayer, but you can visit your facebook friend's houses and interact with their characters offline
>a lot of hot/popular girls from my school have characters
>get really horny and decide to go to their in-game houses and fuck their characters
>make out with and fuck like ten different girls in one hour
>get bored and log out
>log in to facebook later to a bunch of notifications
>check out my profile to see what's up
>the game fucking posts updates everytime something major in the game happens
for almost two pages my profile is filled with:
>Anon and (girl's name) just had their first kiss!
>Anon just made out with (girl's name)
>Anon just woohooed with (girl's name)
>Anon just slept with (girl's name)
>Anon just and (girl's name) showered together!
>a bunch of Chads are commenting making fun of me and saying what a player I am
>some of the girls I fucked in the game comment and are literally repulsed
>"wtf is wrong with you delete this"
>"you are fucking disgusting"
>"you're a fucking pervert anon"
>literally start crying from the humiliation
>deactivate my profile on the spot right then
>have never reactivated it since
>if I did those posts would still probably be there
I'm very lucky it happened over the summer and not during the school year I guess.
>>27625510
this is the best story
>>27625510
top tier story, i deleted my profile too after cringe overfload
>last year
>have trap phase
>dress up like a girl
>insist that I should be called xer
>lose all my friends
