Prostitutes were made for men like us, so why don't you hire one?
>>27624359
I don't want to fuck one and ending up falling for her.
Because sex outside of loving relationship is immoral and disgusting, so I'd rather stay virgin for the rest of life than spoil my purity.
Other than that, I heard it's not worth it.
>>27624359
It's illegal in most of the western world and you can't expect robots to travel.
It's illegal in the country that I live in.
If I'm caught in a sting they'll put my picture in the newspapers with the other johns.
>>27624359
Illegal in the US of Shit A
I've fucked escorts about 5 times in my life
It doesn't really help much to be honest
>>27624393
>Sex without relationships was the norm for millions of years
>Immoral and disgusting
Pick one, trust me "true love" isn't real stop looking for something that doesn't exist and just admit your primal urges
>>27624400
What the fuck are you on about America? It is legal across all of the European Union.
t. Red Light Anon
its a meme
they are for chads to cheat on their wives
they despise robots like other women
lurk more
Its legal here but I cant go through with it cause the idea of having to pay for sex is extremely emasculating.
Pussy is a god given right, I shouldnt have to lower myself with some whore who wants nothing to do with me beyond a quick paycheck.
>>27624444
>Pussy is a god given right
You are thinking about guns.
You don't have the right to the body of someone else.
>>27624444
C H E C K E Doriginal fucking comment bucko
>>27624393
Sex in any capacity is disgusting
>>27624444
holy shit. double dubs
>>27624421
look up backpage, under female escorts
from there look up a massage parlor, it's always 50 bucks for the room, then you pay the girl 100 bucks once you're in to fuck her
1) they're usually extremely better looking than the 60-100 girls on backpage that have hotel rooms
2) you WILL NOT be busted by police in a massage parlor like you might in a hotel sting with a fake prostitute
I highly recommend it, did it after a two year dry spell and it really got the old backed up blue balls up and working again
>>27624431
>legal in all of EU
Just go to wikipedia dude
>>27624463
I shouldn't be deprived of sex when everyone else is not.
>>27624479
>you WILL NOT be busted by police in a massage parlor
what makes you say this?
btw typical dumbass ho in your pic related. only complaining because it wasn't a chad who used that line
Paying for sex would make me feel even worse about myself than I already do, it'd be like surrendering and admitting that I'm a loser who can't get any the normal way.
Also, I could actually get myself laid the normal way if I really tried, and have done so a few times in the past, but nowdays I feel too shitty about myself to be intimate with a woman and I don't find sex satisfying if it's with a girl I don't have feelings for.
>>27624480
>mfw living in Amsterdam
My gf wouldn't like me going to the red light district though.
>>27624359
Sorry to burst your bubble but prostitutes were made for normies.
>>27624503
It's because these massage parlors are really whore houses, police DO NOT rent out businesses, hire a bunch of fake whores, it's just not how busts are done.
Sure they could "run into a massage parlor and bust it," but
1) they don't
2) they won't
>>27624474
Also known as quads
>>27624463
I damn well do, circumstances have simply put me in a position where my lifestyle is worth less than some asshole who gets drunk and goes out every night.
If society stopped glorifying a singular normie way of life us robots wouldnt be left out in the cold. Theres a reason some countries have organized marriage, so men dont have go through this shit to find a mate.
>>27624554
>>27624503
also they run the massage parlors by race, so either asian or latina
I went latina last time, she was skinny and had a huge ass and legitimately enjoyed it (some do some don't, it's usually fairly obvious, they don't try to end it when they like it, they say stuff like "ok cum" or something to that effect when they don't. Of course, maybe they're just really good at faking it, in which case good on them and that's just as good.)
>>27624586
Sounds awesome. My buddy has a lot of experience with whores, lol. I think he's been to a local massage parlor I'll ask him
>>27624503
That doesn't even look like the same girl.
Anyway, this video is kind of related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS56hTj4XT4
Qt Asian girl BTFOs white guys with yellow fever with a poem.
>>27624633
Abolish white men?
Sure, how about you start by helping me dilute the genes?
>>27624633
sounds like she got btfo
>>27624359
lotta money being spent in a short amount of time when it could be spent better elsewhere
if I had a lot of money I might but I would really have to be careful
>>27624480
Listen up pal.
I'm from Germany. I fucked whores in Germany, Netherlands, Czech Republic, Luxembourg, Poland and Austria.
All of that was legal.
Put your wiki articles where ever you want
>>27624633
I... don't get this video
>>27624633
The fuck did I just watch?
I guess some dude yelling some "pork fried rice" shit is just as retarded as whatever that incomprehensible rant was though.
Goddamnit, I don't get why people are so fucking racially polarized about shit like this. Do I like Asian women? Sure, if they're attractive. I like white women, black women, latina women, arab women, jew women, and whoever else just as much. So why the fuck is it that when I say anything about those other women, my friends agree, but if it's an asian girl, suddenly it's yellow fever joke time? Fucking stupid, man.
>>27624359
It's legal on my country but I'm too much of a pussy to do it. I also am afriad she will smell bad, laugh at my body, rob me, etc
>>27624359
if you morally sink to those levels, there is no reason not to
>>27624480
I think prostitution is only illegal in Scandinavia because they're mega cucks, the rest of Europe it's fine
>>27624844
Only illegal in Norway or Sweden iirc
>>27624359
Already dated a whore.
>>27624393
oh oh
oh wow
>>27624613
don't go for a handjob parlor, backpage has the fucking type under escorts
>>27624914
There's literally nothing wrong with my point of view.
>>27624359
I just don't feel like paying money for something I can easily get from my wife.
Sometimes I do feel like getting a prostitute so I can ruthlessly fuck her mouth, cum. Then do the same to her dirty asshole and cum again.
>>27624978
>I just don't feel like paying money for something I can easily get from my wife.
This thread is not for you, then.
>>27624952
Agreed. Your point of view is just as valid as people wanting their potential partner to be their preferred body type.
>>27624946
I don't have any BP experience. How likely am I to get caught by Johnny Law and how do I avoid it?
An HJ parlor sounds great as long as they give a nice massage before strokey strokey.
>>27624952
oh oh oh
oh wow
>>27624444
Quads have spoken the absolute truth of the universe
>>27624992
I do whatever the fuck I want, though. Every day I post in threads that "disqualify" me. Eat dick, home boy.
>>27624992
Matter of fact, this board is not for you.
>>27625023
Wow, we got a rebel over here. Be careful everyone
>>27625023
you probably dont if you have fantasies about ravaging the mouth of a prostitute
>>27625003
I have a good amount, go for fucking, it's better
but yeah the fuck places dont actually massage...i guess i never noticed that haha
THE ROBOTS GUIDE TO BACKPAGE
AVOID
-cheaper hookers meeting at hotels. Not because they are DEFINITELY police, but this is THE ONLY place they can bust you
-if you insist on fucking a cheaper hooker at a hotel room, make sure they look like a scumbag that is definitely not a cop
DO
-Pay 150 instead of 100 via massage parlor under female escorts section
that's my guide
I've experienced prostitution as a human experience at times, one would ask me to text her to make sure i got home safely. We talked before and smoked a cigarette on the balcony and she talked about going to vet school. This was in a hotel when i was being cheaper, but remember these are human beings.
If you think your lives are bad robots, remember these women have literally become the most outcast profession on the planet.
oh yeah
AVOID
-hambeasts
>>27625023
You seem upset. Maybe you should go and have sex with your wife.
>>27625087
DO
-slightly prefer hookers whose ads say "no black men" (police are less likely to turn away potential bustees)
-search her phone number on facebook just to check if there is a profile linked to it (sometimes they use their real numbers for ads and you can tell if she is a real person with a real life and not a cop)
>>27624359
Wrong. Most users of prostitutes are alphas and chads, not robots. Most robots are too beta to go to prostitutes.
>>27625163
not me
>>27625087
interesting point about the no AA girls (no african americans)
I love the black women that do that, i laugh everytime.
>>27625171
I've called prostitutes before, only called, never met, and each time they picked I got so nervous that I couldn't breathe and it felt like I was vomiting my heart up through my mouth.
>>27625201
Go to a country where it's legal. Then you can talk to them in person first. Much easier.
>>27625180
sex workers in the beginning have a no discrimination policy but then they
experience few young AA men and south asian men
and realize those two groups are very inconsiderate and have no respect besides being cheap and haggling all the time.
i have fucked literally hundreds of hookers/escorts/whores
locals, italians, romanians, latvians, russians, germans, a swede, hungarians - white, black, asian, mixed
avoid the eastern europeans unless you are literally just looking for any hole to dump your seed, hands down the worst cunts on the planet. if they had anything approaching a personality between them then the whole sullen bitch routine might actually be a turn on
you realise very fast that some of these women are just humans making money, some are tragic no hopers abandoned by everyone, some are trafficked and some are just whores after a few quid
just always use your head over your dick and if it seems fishy cut it there and abort
also yes i know im a piece of shit and hate myself probably about as much as i should
>>27624503
Well at least its white.
I guess i have low libido. masturbation is enough for me
>>27625551
where do you live and how many stds do you have?
Because 1 hour with a whore = 2 weeks of groceries
I'm European and there are plenty of countries 2-3 hours away where prostitution is both legal and cheap. I've got a steady income and it wouldn't cost much taking a weekend in say Budapest and fucking half a dozen girls. It's a choice I could make, I know I can lose my virginity this week if I wanted to. So why not? Why lament about my own uselessness and lack of sex when it's readily available for me? Because I don't want to have to pay. If I do pay it will feel like giving in, accepting that I'm too fucked up to be able to form a normal sexual relationship with a woman.
The truth is that I'd probably enjoy it and it would make me more confident and a better lay, but it feels wrong.
>>27624479
I'm not sure if I can trust you. Out of curiosity, you in NY?
>>27625791
uk
0 - always glove up
>>27624359
because they are EXTREMELY expensive for me
![Evstafiev-Radovan_Karadzic_3MAR94[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w5Ii9k9.jpg "Evstafiev-Radovan_Karadzic_3MAR94[2].jpg")
>>27625804
>Because 1 hour with a whore = 2 weeks of groceries
Pretty much this. The amount of chocolate I can buy for that money will genuinely make me happier than the sex.
>>27625891
This is your inner faggot talking.
Sex is sex.
Paying for sex is pathetic and so is marriage.
A lot of dudes take care of their wives,
work 70 hours a week.
And do some house work as well.
All so that their wives will fuck them maybe twice a month or even less.
You think these sad men haven't given up?
Just give up.
It's not too bad when you know that most men
non-Chads are really pathetic in a relationship or not.
Paying directly for sex
Or indirectly through marriage or a long term relationships.
Because I'm ugly and have a nasty case of jock itch and don't wanna inflict that upon a cute girl.
Thanks guys! I only randomly came upon this thread out of curiosity, but now I plan on visiting one near the end of the semester to blow off steam.
Not like I do anything with my money besides buy gunpla anyway.
>>27626132
>jock itch
you can literally cure that in like two weeks.
>>27624519
If you abstain for too long, your going to seriously disappoint the first girl you actually want to get with.
Because you're going to suck at sex and they probably won't.
>>27626127
Men who do housework and also support their wives voluntarily are huge cucks/victims. BUT just try hiring a housekeeper who does a marginal job: a wife is cheaper. Just some advice for the lurkers who can land a wife. They're a good deal no matter how shitty. Professional housekeepers don't cook meals and still do a shitty job for $25/hr.
>your country gets mentioned
>its about whores
>>27624421
Go to nevada senpai
>>27626419
Hah
>Implying that I'll marry a degenerate
Cucks these days
>>27626419
Probably, but I'd be disappointing now too, because I'd be too wrapped up in how embarrassed I was to be naked in front of a girl while I'm this fat and thinking about how disappointed and uncomfortable she'd be.
Honestly, I'll probably never have sex again in my life, so I doubt it matters.
>>27626721
>I'm holding out for a pure female virgin
You're going to die a virgin, anon.
>>27624844
>>27624867
Funny, it's not illegal for prostitutes to do their jobs in Scadinavia, but it's illegal to pay for sex services.
Why? to 'protect the prostitutes'.
>>27624633
>asian tumblrina
just look at those fucking glasses. way too oversized for her tiny slit eyes
>>27627085
Don't try to understand SJWs infested shitholes, you'll lose your sanity.
>tfw work and study in Amsterdam
>too beta to visit one
Because hikikomori.
>>27624359
I will thanks. I just have to move across continents.
>>27625551
>eastern yuros
deadfish.
Just seems like a hassle. Do they do deliver at home?
>>27624393
Faggot
You bet your fucking balls this is an original comment
>>27624443
>it's a meme
How out of touch with reality are you?
>>27624567
How about you quit blaming others. It's no body's fault but yours that you're a fucking loser who can't get bitches
>>27624359
They are expensive, illegal and I'm afraid of STDs
>>27624359
We need to return to the era where prostitution is basically accepted as something normal and extremely common. Stacy's power basically disappears when she can't use sex as a weapon to control men.
>>27625038
>this board is only for anti social losers who complain non stop about life but don't attempt to change it.
Fuck off faggot anyone can post wherever they want.
>>27628709
The most radical of man-hating feminists support sexworkers and porn and prostitution because it has been scientifically proven to reduce rape throughout the ages. Feminist-lites who don't care about rape but only care about female representation in video games are against it. Whose side are you on?
>>27624383
nigger where else is your disposable income going?
>>27624359
Because Im a huge pussy and live with parents. Maybe once I move out
>>27628836
From my observation feminists hold a contradictory viewpoint
>porn teaches men bad ways to view sex
>porn is good for the liberation of women
Perhaps they only approve of lesbo porn?
>>27625171
> Most robots are too beta to go to prostitutes
Wow. I'm far too beta to get a gf or to try to chat up a girl but going to a brothel doesn't worry me too much. I feel some apprehension beforehand, but it passes soon enough. I just remind myself that these girls are just doing a job and I don't need to impress them or worry about being awkward. It helps that it's legal in my country and I don't have to worry about being busted.
>>27629036
Perhaps you're confusing two different types of feminists? They're both bad, but in different ways. If you want to beat the feminists you need to know where they disagree with one another. Radical feminists support sex workers and sex purveyors no matter what (think - I love chad because he's enlightened!) vs feminist-lite which thinks (I hate chad! If he even has a single sexual thought I will legally castrate him!) Both hate Chet, Chad's robot little brother, so it's not like the distinction matters in practical terms.
>>27629194
Is there a way to turn the radfems against the litefems?
>>27629212
They are already at eachothers throats. You don't have to do much. Except bring up sex workers whenever possible.
>>27626743
Not if I'm Asian :^)
I have :^)
40-50 euros window prostitutes. I want to go to a 150-200 eur/h escort but I never save enough money.
I might be a kv but I'm not a degenerate. That's what makes me better then you.
I fucked a prostitute 2 days ago. Looked like Christy Mack. Pretty hot.
But actually, I regret it.
This is my 9th visit and I'll never be doing it again I think.
There isn't like a level of gf experience you can buy that's remotely convincing. And I just wanna smack away and kiss, but then they're there "oh yeah you can, but pay extra"
That kills it for me.
>>27624359
afraid of girls ;_;
