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>be me
>in high school
>qt brunette slightly autistic girl flirting with me
>literally asks me if I want to fuck
>sperg out and say no thanks
>>27623224
>meet up with some qt on tender at her house
>get drunk and finger blast her into the heavens
>go into her room
>immediately pass the fuck out after laying down
JUST
>>27623246
>qt
post pic pls, I'm curious what qt is by your standards
>drunk girl literally puts her hand in my pants and starts playing with my dick
>wants to be bring me to her place
>not drunk and autistic, so I get really uncomfortable
>think of the first excuse that goes through my head
>...
>"I-I have to go. My... my sister is very sick."
>mfw I actually said that
>then I ran away like some sort of sitcom gag.
Im a bitter virgin now, but this is so funny I almost don't regret it
>be me in 9th grade
>hot girl who likes me asks me if I want to fuck later
>I say no because I want to maintain pureness for my future wife
yeah very curious as well pls post >>27623289
>>27623289
This is R9K, a potato with enough angular definition would be defined as QT.
>>27624426
That's not funny. It's tragic, and you should feel bad.
>>27624451
>pureness for future wife
that's beyond autistic, wow.
>girl would always ask me to spend the week end with her
>tried to kiss me once
>told her it was bad because she had bf and I didn't want to be a nigger
>other girl get all flirty with me
>hand on lap sneak kisses on cheek
>one day she sends me text message asking me if I want to come over her house
>tell her it's a bad thing because she has a bf and I don't want to be a nigger
>be me 7th grade idiota
>qt Nordic gf super horny all the time but big tits so dank
>asks if I want to come over cause she's alone
>"sorry I'm about to fight jecht"
>mfw I'm an 18 year old because of tidus' dad
>>27624651
18 year old virgin***
How is this not original comment
>>27624426
And now youre here posting memes and she doesnt even remember
Not such a sitcom now is it
>>27624683
>>27624582
you guys won't win, it was objectively the most hilarious thing I've done in a social setting.
This wasn't the last time I met the girl either.
>>27624698
>h-haha yeah guys it was all just a funny gag.......;_;
>>27624717
you're projecting friend
>be 18 year old female me
>pussy is itching from last nights creampie
>chad texts me
>proposes anal creampie
>omg, my rank pussy instantly starts secreting juices
>i say no because i agreed to go on a date with this ugly loser
>biggest regret of my life
>tfw no anal creampie
>>27623224
>regrets fucking an emotionally and morally undeveloped autist
>>27624855
she wasn't literally autistic, just a bit 'weird'
>>27624902
its not like you wont come across another
