"That kid" thread?
>that kid who literally screamed, "sonic... BOOM" at the top of his lungs before he started running
>>27623129
I feel like I really missed out by being born before the age of autism. Just a couple years younger and I could have witnessed shit like this in my own school years. Or maybe I would have been that kid myself-- a chilling notion.
>>27623146
it unironically was fun and hilarious to look back on. I even cringed at that back then.
>that kid who accidentally shit himself in the shower
>that kid who was weirdly insecure about his middle name
>that kid who was quiet all the time unless a certain subject came up where he would light up and lecture all our dumb asses on that subject
>that kid who waited for everyone else to get out of the shower so that he could shower alone during gym
>that kid above the age of 10 who had velcro shoes
>that kid and that other kid who literally every day together, not talk to anyone but themselves, always somehow and some way end up in the same group projects together and be sick on the same days
>>27623146
i'm in my 30s. we really only had one at my school. he wasn't into the usual autism stuff; but i do remember he was all about santa claus. he believe at least until 8th grade. i do remember him asking me to teach him how to act normal, which is a bit heartbreaking looking back on it.
>>27623129
> that kid who dry humped his sister, on the playground for everyone to see
>>27623129
>that kid who smeared shit all over the bathroom wall with his twin brother
>that kid who ran up to a lad and kissed himthey're the same person
>>27623198
OP here.
I was the third one.
>that kid who would ask a girl out once, fail, and become a permanent background character for the rest of their life
>that kid who mixed his ketchup and mayonnaise together at lunch to dip his fries in
>that kid with a rat tail haircut
>that kid who threw up on his textbook in class
>that kid who carried around a binder of traced anime pictures
>that kid who wore cat ears to school
>that kid who liked power rangers a little too much
>that kid who stuck pencil lead in his skin to freak girls out
>that kid who had a dad that "worked at Nintendo"
>>27623335
>doesn't know that frysauce is a thing that is rather common
>>27623335
>that kid with the rat tail hair cut
That wasmy best friend.
>>27623129
I have actually done this a few times but only around my house
>>27623350
Mayonnaise is disgusting and no one will convince me otherwise.
This "that kid" had a last name that started with the same letter as mine and sat next to me because we were in alphabetical order. He also put milk all over his tray and generally played with his food and delighted in grossing everyone else out.
He was/is a gross, fat loser.
>>27623129
>that kid who wavedashed to schooled
>that kid who drop shotted the teacher
>that kid who two pieced the foreign exchanged student
>that kid whocalled the teacher mom
>that kid that got expelled for groping a girl
>mfw 30% of the class, including me, hated that kid
>mfw he got expelled and that probably taught him a lesson in his obnoxious behaviour
>mfw never saw that bastard again
>that kid that groped the teacher and got suspended
>that kid that walked around the schoolyard goosing and got suspended
>that kid that threw a bag of human shit at his neighbor/classmate and had to clean it up
I was freinds with all these people
>that girl who did palm reading
>that boy who always wore the girls uniform and used to sit in the corner eating a popsicle and gazing longingly at the sporty boysit was me
>>27623398
>that kid who noclipped into the walls during dodgeball
>that kid with self defeating personality disorder who purposely failing himself in college entry test to put his parents in debt and 1 year NEET life
and enjoy it
and he was me
>that unattractive kid who had to act like a psycopath to be attractive
>finally being attractive..... to be bullied by women afterwards
>that kid who's cellphone rang in the middle of a test, and instead of shutting it off he gets up, tells the teacher that he needs to answer it and walks out of the class to answer it, with the teacher following him to see if he plans on cheatingthat was me
>>27623772
Lost in a very original way
>that kid who got arrested for sending anonymous death threats to teachers
apparently he's in computer engineering now, so look like he wins in the end
>>27623975
OP here. When I was in the fourth grade, I was sitting in computer lab during class time and the teacher lady accidentally sent me an invite to a private chat between her and another teacher I knew. I don't remember exactly what they said, but I do and did know at the time that it was alluding directly to the penis of a male teacher, who I also attended the class of.
I kek'd inside so hard before I said something autistic in the chat and I was kicked, then continued work for about 8 seconds until said computer teacher was standing right behind me, smiling widely at me.
It wasn't scary at the time, but it is when thinking back on it.
>that kid who was sent out of class for picking his nose and eating its contents
>that kid who grapped the teachers boobs when he was 10 and was scolded for 10 minutes
>that kid who drew himself shooting the french teacher on the back of a test because he was messing it up
>that kid who walked into a jewelry with a balaclava, pretending to rob it as a joke, resulting in a 24 hour community service
Protip: it's all the same kid. I was in the same class from the age of 4 till 16. Good times.
>that weird, creepy, future serial killer kid who wouldn't speak anything about his private life as if it was some top secret shit
Wouldn't tell anyone his dogs name or anything. Weird fucking guy.
>that kid who got in a fight with a kid who was picking on him and tried to do that thing that characters in anime and fighting games do where they do lightning fast punches hundreds of times per second and then got shoved on his ass and started crying
>>27624120
Why would you want to know his dogs name? You're the weird one. Creep.
>>27623398
>that kid who side dashed when we had to run a mile
>>27624210
>side dashing
>not roll spamming
No wonder he never ran a mile under 8 minutes
>That kid who L/R shielded during dodgeball
>That kid who doublejumped during PE
>>27623382
>mayonnaise is disgusting
Let me guess, you still eat burgers and tendies all day you manchild. What else? Mushrooms, olives, and cheese are disgusting? Go ahead, prove that you're even more of a manchild than I thought.
>>27624186
>"Hey Anon, cute dog, whats his/her name?"
Is a pretty usual conversation, people asking me about my dog is the only socialization I get on a day to day basis.
>>27623398
>tfw I was that kid who called the teacher mom
>tfw 12 years later and I've yet to live it down
>>27624290
if someone asks the name of my dog I assume it's to lure them away. I wouldn't trust anyone who wants to know inside information.
>>27623198
Oh shit, I used to be the last one for most of middle school and part of high school. Good times.
>>27623398
>that kid who tried to DI in a fight
>>27624276
>that kid who wound up breaking his fucking ankle because you and your retard friends encouraged him to take a huge jump off a wall and try doublejumping because you were all convinced in your idiot child minds that the reason he couldn't doublejump was because he didn't have enough air time
I think our logic was that because characters that doublejump typically jump unrealistically high, a regular human would need to jump off a high object so he'd have the extra time in the air to get off the second jump. I don't know, we were retarded and when he fell and broke it he started screaming like he was fucking dying and the teacher and school staff came running over and we all wound up getting scolded for encouraging him.
>That kid who did the runescape dance during football PEIt was meand my best friend
>>27624123
I would cry if I saw someone do that shit in real life
>>27623398
>that kid who did a half A press instead of a full A press on the hurdles
>that kid who tried to switch scam during lunch
>that kid who botted in the library
>>27624473
>that kid who doorblocked when recess started
>that kid who called the teacher momHaven't we all done that?
>>27623129
LMAO that was literally me in primary school.
I'd even put my hands behind my fucking back like he does rofl
>>27624473
An A press is an A press; you can't say, "it's only half."
A press bl0xx
>>27624362
>those kids that imitated runescape dances and sang the songs really loud in a bunch of hums, thums, dings and dungs.we loved the lumbridge theme
>>27624492
>>THAT KID WHO DOOR BLOCKED
it helped that he was 5'11 or something in the first year of highschool
I always cracked up when he would grab onto the side of the door and just block it for a good minute while every normalfag is shouting and telling him to movei miss him
>That kid who tried to hover
>That kid who thought he could gain power by screaming and grunting like in DBZ
>That kid who screen-peeked during split-screen multiplayer
>>27623279
Holy shit, what state desu fammm????
Who else masturbated in class?
I didn't really have a strategy. Thought as long as it was in my pants and under the desk nobody would notice. After all, how did anybody else have friends? Never connected the dots until much later.
>>27627013
>that kid who actually gained power by grunting
>>27627044
This lads, now this is a real robot.
>that kid who got caught watching loli tentacle hentai in the library
>>27623129
Back in 2000 I would run around with my hands behind my back on the grounds, but that was because of Japanese shit and not Sonic. Dodged somewhat of a bullet but just barely.
>that kid who peed himself in front of everyone
>>27623198
I was all these except the first and last one.
>that kid who ended up spending the majority of the day thinking about the past on online image boards
>that kid who ended up alone and without any hope of a better future
>that kid who in the end, would leave society as a better place if he just died
>that kid who ate cat shit to impress his friends
>>27627184
Did nobody else masturbate in class really though?
>that kid that would try and convince everyone that there was a super secret level in popular video games, because he'd read about it on the internet
>that kid everyone thought was gay, but you caught jacking off to lesbian hentai in the study room
>that kid who thought girls only had 2 holes
>that kid who once brought his "pet" baby brown snake into school to show off
>the kid who put a sandwich in the back off his locker on the first day of the school year and tried to leave it there until last day of the year
>the kid who'd throw tantrums because everyone called him Betty
>that kid who'd go up to random girls at party's and ask "Do you want to make up?" and then couldn't understand why nobody would "make up" with him
>that kid that tried to give himself dreadlocks on a school camp by putting honey in his hair
>>27623129
My best friend during elementary school always ran like Sonicand wanted to be Sonic.
He also tried to fly and even the teacher made fun fo him for that.
>>27627464
Not in class no.
But I did once manage to steal a pair of panties belonging to a hot girl in my class, took them to a toliet cubical in the change rooms and jacked off into them.
>>27623198
>that kid above the age of 10 who had velcro shoes
Hey fuck you, sketchers were cool back thenor so I was told
>>27626314
Actually, an "A press" counts when you press down the button and then let go. Half an A press is therefore holding down the button.
>>27623398
>That kid who infinite shined in place at school
>That kid who shield dropped between classes
>That kid who teched whilst getting his ass kicked
>That kid who four stocked a another kid during a class quiz
>>27627562
>that kid who once brought his "pet" baby brown snake into school to show off
an eastern brown snake? as in the second most venomous snake in the world?
>>27624279
Yeah but I imagine the mayo in a school cafe being that gross watery crap not like mayo in a legit deli
>>27623237
Greentext in detail
>>27627562
>that kid who thought girls only had 2 holes
what?
>>27623752
Hahaha what a fuckingcutie. Greentext please
>>27623816
>acting like a psychopath
What did you do, just be edgy?
>>27628306
Do not fall for this. The third hole is inside the first hole. I fell for this as a girl and got laughed at for insinuating the other girls were juvenile for thinking girls only had two holes. Because I didn't check. Because that would somehow be worse than believing in the mysterious third hole.
>>27628359
I'm a virgin and didn't even know there was more than 1
>that kid who takes his phone out in between classes to show some normie/autistic memes
that kid who talks about 4chan and memes irl
>my autistic friend talks about 4chan all the time at school
>constantly brags about being a /b/tard and spouting memes
>go to his house one day and try to get on 4chan on his computer
>"No dude, my mom will get pissed! She checks the search history!"
>>27628165
Yeah.
Dude bragged about having a "pet" brown snake that he'd caught a few weeks before. Everyone called his bluff and told him he was a lying faggot.
So the next day he rocked up to school with baby brown snake.
When the teachers found out they shit themselves, which lead to the rest of the students shitting them selves. It was chaos. And all over a baby brown snake in a Tupperware container.
Needless to say the kid got suspended and an animal expert/snake handler was called to deal with the snake. Kid cried when they took it away from him
>>27628306
One of my friends thought that girls only had 2 holes, an anus and a "pussy hole". Basically he thought the urethra and the vagina were a single hole, kinda like how guys have a single dick hole, and not separate parts/holes/tracts/whatevers.
>That kid who stripped down on the playground and peed all over the girls when he was five
>>27628390
You're better off than you think, as long as you know there is a butt hole and a vagina hole. The mysterious third hole is inside of the vagine.
>>27623129
>>27623237
>>27623279
>>27623470
>>27623656
>>27623752
>>27623777
>>27623842
>>27623975
>>27624075
>>27624351
>>27624362
>>27627459
>>27627562
>>27628714
None of you guys understand the idea of these threadsI'll give you a hint, they aren't supposed to be about 1 specific kid that only you would know
>>27628676
underage please gooriginal
>that kid who would hide in the school bathroom stall to skip classes and would get recognized for his blue converse and almost got jumped by ghetto kids because he threw toilet paper at another stall he thought was empty
how the fuck was i supposed to know jamal was in there
>>27628902
>Those kids who reenacted anime battles
>>27623300
Sounds like me, except it was a slow descent into becoming a hermit. It started the process of me becoming too insecure to even dream of developing a personality
>>27629255
There was a club in my school that did nothing but that. No one dared to go in that room, for we feared that we would contract every form of cancer at once within 5 seconds
>>27627464
I did. There was a hot substitute and I wanted to rub one out with more than memory and imagination as fuel.
>>27627276
>i was that kidI blame my asshole teacher for not letting me go to the bathroom.
>That kid who wore a flame shirt to school every day
>That kid who literally acted like Goku 24/7 and would never break character
>He could be found in the corner of the cafeteria trying to go super saiyan every lunch
>>27627464
Not in class, no.
I did it in the bathroom stalls during lunch hour, very often too.
I can remember always stopping whenever someone walked in, terrified that they would look into my stall and see me with my cock in my hand.
>>27628617
Literally sitting behind this guy right now
>>27630703
I used to jerk it during lunch too and take the soap dispenser in with me and cum in it.
There was a kid in my school who dressed like Ash Ketchum every day, complete with the hat and jacket with badges.
He did this for like 2 years in high school.
>>27628258
> be me
> have acquaintance (in primary school) who was kinda fucked up
> playing on the playground one day
> see a bunch of kids gathered underneath stairs in playground
> wonder what's going on
> go to stairs
> see aforementioned kid dry humping his sister
Last time I saw him was a couple of years back when he was blasting out michael jackson music.
>>27630803
Hah yeah.
I would make a basically homemade fleshlight by removing the toilet paper from that little brown circular holding thing so that the toilet paper was still in a circle, and put some of that soap on the inside and jerk off with it.
I was an innovator even during my edgy teen years.
>>27630390
I want to meet this guy badly
>>27623198
Literally all of these were me.
>that kid who picked up a used condom at recess not knowing what it was
>that kid with a massive speech impediment you could barely understand
>>27628902
Recently we've had a surge of kids still in highschool on r9k
>>27624210
>not hess sliding
>>27631059
>recently
Good joke.
>that kid who laughed in elementary when a kid fell and split his head open in front of the class
>That kid who ran like a ninja
>That kid who always tried to cheat in every game
>That kid whogot killed in a traffic incident
>that kid who got A's in school
>that kid who got A's in college
>that kid who was liked despite being a nerd
>that kid who dropped out of Uni because of depression
>that kid who works in a library earning less money than almost all of his school friends
>that kid who drinks every day
>that kid whose father committed suicide
Same kid, what a fucking loser lol.
>>27631129
It had been worse this week and they don't try to hide it anymore
>that extremely quiet but kind girl who got arrested for trying to buy a gun underage and had a hit list of 37 people, i was number 34 for "being a nice quiet person but ignoring me", i was too quiet at the time to really talk to any girl in high school however. the rest of the list were chads, stacies and a few famous people.
>>27627026
Ireland senpai
>that only nonwhite kid in an all white class/school/town/country
>that nonwhite kid who everyone knew because he was exotic and shit
>that nonwhite kid who despite being the most popular kid still couldn't manage to find a girl cause of insecurity
>that nonwhite kid who everyone knew the name of, and expected him to know their names aswell but it was impossible
>that nonwhite kid who is still exotic even though there are several nonwhites at his college
That nonwhite kid was me, I could've had it worse I suppose.
>That kid who had explosive diarrhoea in the first week of highschool and literally shat up the entire back of their shirt and had to leave the school
>Mfw his name was Jack and people called him "shat" for the entire time he was still in school
>>27627464
>that kid who got expelled for fingering a girl in class
>>27623353
same bro, he was trying to make a ponytail, the dejection in his eyes everytime he told people it was a ponytail not a rat tail broke my heart a little.
>>27627629
impressive, well done, you sneaky perv you. did you take em out of a gym bag or something?
>>27629968
I was part of a club that did that... My autism was strong. You know I got my first and only girlfriend by roleplaying sasuke.
>that kid who always quoted video games and tv shows
>that kid that played his gameboy at recess
>that kid who wore a different cape to school every day
>>27633448
I remember ripping off the fur of my coat(it buttoned) and put inside the back of my pants, pretending it was a tail
>>27626314
Ok "Henry"
>>27633556
Fucking degenerateLondon?
>that kid who killed himself by standing in front of a train
>everyone said it was an accident because he didn't hear the train over his music, and he was wearing a hoodie
>if he listened to music that loud he would be deaf
>normies said it was an accident so they could feel better about not doing anything to prevent his suicide
>city put giant "LOOK FOR TRAINS" signs by the railroad crossing where he died
>>27623300
>that kid that dated one chick, then they broke up and everyone forgot that kid even exist.
>>27627459
I ate gum off of the sidewalk because a girl I really liked said she'd be my girlfriend if I did.
Later in the month, I ate gumout of her mouth
>crush on qt sjw blonde girl in primary school
>decide to confess my feelings to her
>get down on my knees and sing "you are so beautiful to me" at the top of my lungs
>tfw you were LITERALLY autistic and couldn't read peoples body language at all
JUST
>>27628014
I'm sorry but what
>>27634205
he said
>That kid who infinite shined in place at school
>That kid who shield dropped between classes
>That kid who teched whilst getting his ass kicked
>That kid who four stocked a another kid during a class quiz
>>27623129
I teach art to autists. The most high functioning one shouts out shit like 'Sonic the Hedgehog works in a charity shop' and thinks he is playing online vs dukes and princes because they tell him that. he also slays the simple minded pussy like the king of the Chads. Here's three drawings he did that I barely held it in when i saw them.
>>27634377
>what the literal fuck
>>27634586
He asks staff members what Amy Rose would do in various situations. He also has a job besides being a pussy master.
>>27634597
They are popular specialist terms regarding competitive Super Smash Bros. Melee tournaments
>>27634632
He always draw Sonic with massive muscles.
>>27623198
>that last one
>tfw people eventually thought we were gay
>>27634586
>>27634632
>>27634677
Can someone explain to me what the correlation is between autists and Sonic?
Is it the 2-dimensional character depth and development? Is it the bright colouring and massive eyes? Is it because autists are generally furries? I genuinely can't put my finger on it
>>27634649
Thank you kind anon, desu
>>27627464
didn't necessarily masturbate during class, just climaxed a lot since I've always had a really sensitive penis so it wouldn't take much
>>27628902
I'm afraid that by posting this you are now that kid.
>>27624279
>s-s-stop disliking things I like!
>>27634753
Here's my theory.
In Sonic you can go incredibly fast but only if you know exactly what to do, if you don't then you come to a grinding frustrating halt. This mirrors the mind of the autist who needs to know exactly what is going on or he can't handle it.
That made sense for the old 2d games, don't know how it applies to the new games. What's weird is this guy doesn't seem to give a shit about games and he draws Sonic as a muscleman with just Sonic's head which is unusual. No super shoes to make him go fast. So maybe there is just something innately appealing about it. Was always a Mario man myself.
>that kid who would scream "stinger missle!" and slap the spoon out of the hand of the girl who was trying to feed him quiche
>they were the same age
>he was one of those autists who was high functioning enough to be allowed with real society
>that kid who brought his PS vita to school and showed everyone his hentai collection he had on it
i hate the fact i wasn't there that day
>>27624123
>he didn't train for years to be able to punch >100 times a second
>>27631059
recently there's been a surge of idiots believing 'le secret club arninkay' is being hackxed into be le normie boogieman
found one right now
>that kid that ran everywhere
>that kid that was picked on so much that he read a letter in front of the class about us treating him like an animal
>that kid that are things to disgust people
>that kid that had a briefcase as a backpack
>that kid that vomitted on his desk
>>27623398
>that kid who drop shotted the teacher
fucking kek i need green text on this
>>27634753
I think it only seems like a correlation now because everyone else recognized that Sonic and his related stuff was shit, but autists like things they already know better so they've stuck with Sonic. So it's not that other fandoms don't have autists or that autists are unnaturally drawn to Sonic, it's just that the Sonic fanbase that remains is entirely autists.
>that kid who was incredibly ugly and weird but was somehow considered a chad
>that girl whose mother died of cancer and who dropped out of society only to find piece in art
>tfw made fun of her art and harassed her and she dropped it
Who here /devilish/?
>>27627464
I did it in the school restrooms a few times, I wanted to when three of my teachers were pregnant because that's my fetish, but in the end it's just too hard and people will notice when a cum stain appears kn your pants.
>>27627013
>that kid that ran around like a veloceraptor at recess and would chase kids down and "attack them"
was me. I was really slow at running without my raptor mentality
>>27636594
me. That is me, too
>that kid that went around chasing girls during PE class, trying to catch them and tickle themI swear it wasn't me bros
>>27631542
>that nonwhite kid that would get asked where he came from
>that nonwhite kid that would always get asked to speak his language
was me. they made me mad as hell, no one believed me when I said that I was born in the same country as them and that I couldn't speak another language. why couldn't they just leave me alone? why did they want to know how to say my name?
>>27633844
lol that was me
That fat kid who could only do 10 beeps for the elementary school running test.
>>27634649
>specialist terms
jesus christ i've been playing this game for too long
>>27626314
>The mere mention of this meme on /v/ will get you banned
FUCKING """"""Henry"""""" MODS RUINING MY FUN STOP RUINING MY FUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27623129
>that kid whose mum left because his dad became a tranny lesbian
>that kid whose tranny dad stole his gf on valentines day
Such is life in Devonshire.
>>27624123
>He didn't have a stand
smdh senpai
>>27623198
>that kid who was weirdly insecure about his middle name
This was me. I have a fucking shit middle name and kids made fun of me all the time for it in my first few years of school, so I'd never mention it.
Turns out my dad pulled the name out of his ass but thought it was from a John Wayne movie.
>>27636702
Are you actually autistic?
Because that is really autistic.
>>27627562
>>the kid who'd throw tantrums because everyone called him Betty
>>27635680
Who else heard the counter
>>27623198
>>that kid and that other kid who literally every day together, not talk to anyone but themselves, always somehow and some way end up in the same group projects together and be sick on the same days
>tfw wanted to be that kid
>>27627464
don't worry friend, i did this too
>>27623198
>that kid above the age of 10 with veIcro shoes
They were that bad?
>that kid who jerked off in the bunks at summer camp while everyone else was awake and talking to one another
I was in another room, but I heard it happened so it must be true. That kid had a big tittied gf too, guess he was super high test or something.
>that kid who constantly made jokes about our suicidal friend
>that kid who was the only one who wasn't busy and picked up the phone when he was away to pull the trigger and he needed help
>that kid you told suicidal kid to 'do it' then 'haha' when he heard the gunshot
