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>tfw have zero female friends
>tfw other girls actively push guys away from me
>Tfw you pretend that there aren't hundreds of desperate men that will approach you regardless of how you look.
>tfw look like this
>still no bf
JUST
>>27622836
Be my girlfriend pls. pls I beg you.
>>27622836
Where are you located bb? I'm basically a chad except that I'm not a chad
>>27622877
Eggman said there are no fembots, timestamp or get lost
Roasties don't belong in r9k
>>27622877
I feel like this is illegal.
>>27622929
Not illegal just a lie
>>27622836
Maybe you need to meet people outside of your usual social circles-- broaden your social horizons.
>>27622877
i have that exact same light broken on the exact same light fixture in the exact same bathroom. this is fucking scary dude fuck off
>>27623021
You are fucking retarded lolmayo
>tfw dangles won't get off the one safe space we have
>>27622877
>>still no bf
Post moar.
>>27622877
Well, why would a bf want you when you're such a whore?
>tfw have felt really sick for 2 weeks now
>tfw miss this guy I met on 4chan but was too much of a loser to make it work
>>27622836
So you are a slut?
Literally the only reason for having no female friends and why they are able to ward guys off you
>>27623805
tell us about that guy, why do you miss him?
>>27623837
Really shy and we had the same hobbies, i met him on /co/. We even talked about going to a con someday. He works out a lot which i really like and was way taller than me which i never see so i guess i just sperged out.
>>27623837
Idk he was a nice guy. Similar interests and was pretty cute.
Im just lonely and I cant sleep because I feel really sick and Im thinking out him.
>>27623856
/R9k/ imposter, well done for shitposting
>>27623856
ohh how did you fuck it up?
>>27623877
Lol, I have no clue who the anon above is but the guy I miss was actually a /lit/ nerd.
>>27623897
Eh multiple things. I never would have met him anyway he lives way too far from me.
>>27622877
Women really are pathetic.
>>27623856
>nice guy
>implying fembots fall in love with beta nice guys
>>27623950
I wouldn't say he was super beta. He had past gfs but not one in a year or more.
Lived with his parents still though.
>>27623965
>He had past gfs
lmao, burn in hell you stupid bitch.
>tfw skinny and have big breasts but a really ugly face
It's like putting brand new rims on an old corolla.
>>27624006
You literally dont neckbeard. Just fuck off with this shit tier posting.
>>27624006
>tfw skinny my self but a guy
>want a skinny gf, big tits is my fetish but so is a big booty
>live in Australia
>never met any fembots from my country and if i do they are taken and say straight up to fuck off about meeting outside of 4chan
tough world, I'm not that good looking either. But at least i work out.
>>27623998
Most people have dated before. I dont care about a persons past as much as autists on this board want virgins.
>>27624029
> "pu-pu-please talk to me fembot"
Absolutely fucking pathetic
>>27624046
I'm lonely, all i have in my life is the gym. I had 2 girls add me from /soc/ but they are Americans and the time-zones are real crap.
>>27624041
Well of course you didnt seen as you were known as that massive slut in school, but people who havent fucked up their own lives care
>>27624006
>skinny and have big breasts but a really ugly face
Literally perfect. Some people like Corollas.
>>27624052
> just be yourself
> be confident and the girls will come
>>27623928
>Eh multiple things. I never would have met him anyway he lives way too far from me.
where do you live, maybe i can be your bf instead :^)
>>27624065
I've been waiting 22 years, when will it come? When will be aussie gf come?
>>27624053
Well considering I didn't even go to normal highschool and went to school online this could never be true.
I will give you that mentally females are different if they have had a lot of sex than males are. So since he is a male its not that big of a dealo to me.
>>27624074
You spark me as a trap the way you type along.
>>27622877
Are you a girl? Just wondering.
>>27622877
>look average as fuck
>clearly never did a single exercise in her life outside of sucking/riding cock
>tits like a flapjack
Well no shit, on top of that you're a gigantic whore who posts explicit nudes on 4chan.
>>27624101
Nah I just like to say words funny sometimes and I am also a lazy typer. I can assure you I bleed once a month.
Im not too girly though. All my siblings are male so I was a tomboy.
>>27624073
When the Abos get bored of filling her holes.
>>27624133
Nah, you're just a tranny.
Remember, just because you wear female clothes doesn't make you a female.
>>27624153
Stop thinking all girls on the internet are trans. I dont even like gay or trans people.
>>27624178
Whatever tranny, don't stress it too much that blood-vessel on your head might blow and send that nappy headed wig right off.
>>27624189
Ill keep that in mind when I have my next period, anon. Its probably coming on soon because I feel queasy and my stomach hurts.
Im going to try and sleep and have nice dreams now. Take care.
>>27624230
Synthetic/man made periods dont count, tranny.
>>27622877
you're a hottie so it probably has to do with something else
that or you're fishing for compliments, then it's not like I'll pretend you arent a hottie cause you are. sit on my face any time
wtf is this shit everyday now.
>mfw not ride chad dick
>mfw my bf cucked me
woah woah woah so much sadness
>>27624292
Feel ya brobot, whores btfo
>>27624263
Wait do trannies actually get hormonal induced periods??
>>27624338
I'm a guy and even I get emotional periods
>>27624372
Id rather just an emotional period and not a physical one. I feel so sick right now.
>>27624398
you poor thing. go take a comfy bath you
>>27622836
Honey, the reason why no girl wants to be friends with you is because they have zero incentive to talk to you. Guys want to fuck you. Therefore, you are a complete and utter shit person.
Girl here btw. teeheee.
>>27624412
Come give me a bubble bath and rub my tummy, anon.
>>27622877
I'll be your gf and friend.
>>27624413
>they have zero incentive to talk to you
Yea most people just naturally talk to each other. That's how it works of course. They are just woefully neglected.
Do none of y ou fucking retards understand you have to GO AFTER what you want.
>>27624270
jesus fuck, could you be any more of a beta white knight? you can't even see face or chest and you're calling the girl in the pic (who absolutely is not the person who posted it) a hottie? pathetic.
>>27624434
I'll give you a deliciously firm shoulder massage on top of that femanon <3
>>27624459
can't even give compliments anymore? jeez you sperg
>>27622836
I'll be a janitor and this shit and remember this is the last time we will see such scum here. Go find your orbiters elsewhere whore.
>>27624454
Yeah, get outside for once, you neckbeard.
>>27624513
>Interpreters: Rules are to be enforced as written. Janitors enforce site policy only and personal motives should never influence deletion. They are objective, not subjective.
lol they won't even consider you
>>27624513
please! we need robot janitors to fight all these trash posts. i can only report so many at a time :c
>>27624497
I actually don't like shoulder massages I have this weird thing about having veins around my neck area touched. Lower back massages are great though.
>>27623928
Oh god anon I know this feel
I'm head over heels someone I met on here, he's cute and I love everything about him but I'm too autistic to make it work. We haven't spoken in a few days. How do you cope? I've started hurting a lot again lately and I think it's because I'm worrying too much about it
>>27624566
You actually dont belong here actually. Actuallly pls leave.
>>27624591
I have probably been here longer than you actually. Like actually.
>>27624580
Well I'm in my mid 20s now so I usually just go do something else to procupy my boring life.
>>27624566
fair enough. there's no place i won't rubactually there are, don't be lewdfor now
>>27624637
Lucky, no matter what I do I can't stop thinking about it. It'll never work, I should just end it all familia
>>27622877
no timestamp?kindly fuck off then
>>27624661
The only advise I can give you is to get a pet and a hobby.
>>27624638
No you will stay on backrub duty forever.
>>27624676
>No you will stay on backrub duty forever.
I want to be a fembot's back rub slave!
>>27624661
>Lucky, no matter what I do I can't stop thinking about it
how is it even possible to become so obsessed with a robot ? whats so great about him ?
>>27624676
o-okay femanon :^(
>>27624716
disgusting. kill yourself.
robot bl0x
>>27624716
Well the alternative is to try to become more outgoing but for people like us that will take a lot of hardwork and effort.
I'm just plain lazy though and dont like talking a lot.
>>27624695
I also would like a human pet whom I can lock in a cage when Im done with them.
>>27624705
I don't know, I really don't. We hardly even talk, I'm just stupid. I also feel very inadequate. If he asked me to be his gf I'd say yes in a second. He's really qt though everyone else I show disagrees. It's a surreal feel, and the only option I have is to get over it.
>>27624676
>>27624661
don't listen to such norman advice, pay a whore bro, it will give you experience and shows you how Chads treat they sloots.
>>27624756
>tfw you will never lick the underside of that fat jowl.
why live?
>>27624756
You're misreading the situation. This is a fembots feel thread and I'm talking about my issues with a boy.
>>27624753
have you tried asking him to be your bf?
>>27624771
i hate everything about you, just so you know
>>27623950
notice how she said shes just lonely
literal "validation at hand till chad turns up"
legit golddigger aswell
>muh living with parents, how can i leech off from that
>>27624744
>I also would like a human pet whom I can lock in a cage when Im done with them.
Okay, that is a deal. You can have me.
>>27624782
not everyone experiences loneliness under the same condition, but it's still very much the same feeling of suffering. don't be a dick anon
>>27622836
Roll lads for your new 3D gf
>>27624771
go to /adv/ and fuck yourself. This is a spiderman thread now
>>27624753
>everyone else I show disagrees
show us a picture femanon, i wanna know if they are just jelly
>>27624782
He didnt even have a good job lol. I have a better job than he does.
>>27624776
Out of the blue? The fuck??? I mean,I did meet him by spamming 'be my bf' n stuff but I just know that even if he does agree it won't work out, and that I'm not good enough
Also, I'm scared of rejection
>>27624813
No way, he browses here
>>27624781
I hate me too
>>27624808
Good plan
>>27624827
>I did meet him by spamming 'be my bf'
right so why wouldnt it work again? even if he'd reject you, you seem to be in so much emotional distress that sealing the question is probably best for you. you're already friends and you can only go up from here
>women pretend they can be lonely
>>27624827
>it won't work out, and that I'm not good enough
so in other words its your own fault for being such a retard and sabotaging yourself
>>27624787
Okay get in the cage new pet. What should I name you?
>>27624605
I dont care for how long youve been here. You dont belong here grilll. Youre infesting muh space and muh air. As a women you habe life on easy mode.
>>27624827
Hes a thirsty fucking loser who said yes, he will say yes if it means he gets to fuck you.
You fucking moron. Now fuck off you're not a robot.
>>27624852
The part about emotional distress and sealing the question is pretty true. Probably the best piece of advice I've got so far...BUT
I am equally terrified of both outcomes. Rejection would be absolutely horrid, and if he agrees I'd probably fuck it up. And he's awfully autistic, ngl.
>>27624884
I don't see a cage. Where is it?
>What should I name you?
I'll leave it up to you.
>>27624891
No one cares tranny, fuck off.
>>27624882
I'm aware.
>>27624887
He lives far away, so chances of him fucking me are low regardless. I also want to save that sort of stuff until my wedding night.
>>27624909
Bitch please. You cant save something for the wedding night if you gave it away for free.
>>27624886
Maybe on the internet my life is kinda easy mode until you see my face but its never been easy in real life. Men dont even hold doors open for me.
>>27624900
Its on the floor next to my bed. Ill name you George because youre a curious little monkey.
>>27624919
>Its on the floor next to my bed.
That sounds really cute and comfy. What should I call you, then?
>>27624918
>Bitch please
Is this 2009? I haven't given anything away.
>>27624903
This is a 'fembots' feel thread, I'm using it for its intended purpose. Just filter it if you don't like it.
>>27624891
I just want to see you two cuties happy, femanon. if he's an autist there's two things that can happen:
he fancies you already and is too autistic to make a move
he rejects you and is too autistic to care about the significance and will continue like nothing ever changed, in which case it would only be your problem, but you'd at least have the closure ofnow please ask him and post results. I'm currently experiencing the exact same feelings as you are but with a fembot instead. I spent a few days feeling emotionally fucked up until I finally bothered her with my feelings and she took it well,now we're more or less dating, but even if we werent then the emotional closure was invaluable
>>27624909
>I also want to save that sort of stuff until my wedding night.
You're not folling anyone.
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/may/23/sports/la-sp-sn-lolo-jones-20120523
>>27624953
>ill prove you wrong with okcupid statistics hurr!
>>27624936
yes, and the key part of that is the "fem" part. just because you take pills does not make you a female. GTFO mentally ill faggot.
>>27624931
You should call me master of course.
I just watched all 12 episodes of Watamote and I feel really sorry for Tomoko and any girls like her.
If you identify with her at all, I want to talk to you.
Robots don't forget, the people that post and start fembot threads are mentally ill trans faggots.
>>27624919
nobody cares fuck off fat whore
>>27624974
kill yourself
robot pls, he needs to kill himself..
>>27624973
Really? My heart skipped a beat when you said that. It feels really nice.
>>27624793
loneliness has one meaning, choosing not to interact with other ppl and turning down other ppl is not loneliness
its called being a disgusting whore with standards high as the stars
grow a fucking dick and stop being a whiteknight, they wont reward you
>>27624987
You fuck off, nigger.
>>27624998
Ill have to get you a collar with your name on it in case you get lost.
>>27624940
Anon your message made me really happy and you've really encouraged me. I won't confess my feelings now, because he hasn't opened any of my messages atm, but I definitely will later. Maybe if we Skype for the first time and it goes well I'll ask in the call. Glad to hear things are working out for you! I hope you guys are together 4ever senpai. Also, I couldn't post results here because he would see it and read all of my previous posts...haha
>>27624960
>he thinks I'm a tranny
>>27625021
>he hasn't opened any of my messages atm
what the fuck does this mean
>>27624987
Nigger
Nigge
Nig
>when you see trannies role playing via text
>>27625048
He hasn't read, or replied to any of my messages at the moment
>>27625048
it means fuck off
>>27625018
If that's what you really want, I'd be happy to wear it.
>>27625021
>asking some retard you wont meet with to be ur internet bf
>>27624919
Goodness, gracious... doors are not being held open for you!?!?!?! Like...omg. like, how they dare!?!?!
>where have all the good men gone?
Sigh
>>27625060
yeah but how do you know he hasnt read them.
>>27625064
Dude..you're an adult male....is this how a 10 year old version of yourself saw you living your life?
>>27625064
Its what I want. It would look so cute on you, George.
What kind of food should I feed my pet?
>>27625054
get out dangles
reeeeeeee
>>27625078
Because it says if they've read it
>>27625072
This is r9k, we're all desperate
>>27625074
I hold doors open for everyone so I think its just the nice thing to do.
Even if the person is a few feet away I still hold it open because I feel bad that they will have it close in their face in a few steps.
>>27625100
>literally being this pathetic
time to end yourself, kiddo.
>>27625100
googlemail or gmail?
>>27625084
>What kind of food should I feed my pet?
I like most things. I'm pretty poor so I usually just eat cheap stuff like rice. Almost anything would be an improvement, I'm sure.
>>27625097
You aren't despedate, you're just pathetic.
>>27625113
the latter, i dont want my email being indexed by search engines
>>27625117
Okay Ill make you lots of different foods. I think Im a pretty okay cook.
Should I take you on walks too?
>>27625136
>Should I take you on walks too?
That might be embarrassing unless it's in the middle of the night at like 4am. Would that work?
>>27625136
>I think Im a pretty okay cook
>pretty okay cuck
>okay cuck
okay
>>27625125
Ok, ty anon
>>27625123
You know, I'm going to have to agree with you on this
>>27625102
Youre one of those people that are awkwardly holding the door open for me while i light my cig and stare at them. But why didnt chad notice you? Perhaps wear a bit more makeup.
/thread
>>27625146
We can go hiking in the mountains instead so people wont see.
Ill bbq a lot of meat for you
>>27625166
>robots think these replies make them seem cool and edgy
>haha, wear more make up for Chad
>*lights cigarette*
You're on r9k, mate. You're just as pathetic as the next Anon.
>>27625162
good luck femanon. I have work to do now so I'm going to leave the thread. good luck with the bitter virgin posters
>>27625178
Okay this is making me really sad now, knowing it's never going to actually happen. I hate it.
>>27625187
Cya! I'll email you, thank you for the advice
>>27622836
>>tfw have zero female friends
>>tfw other girls actively push guys away from me
>like hanging out with guys it's less drama
Well meme'd great b8 m8
>>27625186
Thats right! Anon. Not femanon. Youre proving exactly my point.
>>27625166
No Im not that awkward thankfully.
I dont even want a Chad. We would have nothing in common and I dont like wearing makeup. I just want someone who isnt a complete sperg because Im not that much of a sperg.
>>27625192
Im sorry anon. Do you live in the US specifically in the south?
>>27625221
We're all Anons. Shut the fuck up you childish kike. Wah Wah! No girls allowed!
>>27625228
>Im sorry anon. Do you live in the US specifically in the south?
No, Europe. I want to kill myself now.
Hello qt Washington girls I want a gf
>>27625228
Welp. News time for you stacy. You want chad. The evolution commands you to like chad. You cant deny that. Just like you cant deny your libido.
>live in the world down under
>always see us girls and guys hooking up
>never anyone for me
Who else want to move to america?
>>27625248
Hey I live in europe too. I'll make you my faggy pet
>>27625243
No i wont. Grills have life on easy mode and cant relate. Follow the rules. You cant drive a car backwards on the street although its possible. How difficult is it to follow some fucking rules?
>>27625271
Actually a guy like the one I have been talking to in this thread would be perfect.
>>27625248
Aw no one cute ever lives near me.
>>27625282
Why would it be else in the us? Its the same western culture.
>>27625291
What rules? This is a place for hanging out and green texts. Stop acting as if this secret robots lonely society owns the fucking board. It's never been officially stated anywhere. It's childish.
>>27625287
Fuck off George is mine.
>>27625319
George is my cockmonkey now stupid cunt
>>27625305
You cant like someone just by their writing on 4chan.
>>27625318
Thats because youre a newfag AND a normie. Back to /b/ with you and take those feely/touchy "femanons" with you.
>>27625335
And why can I not? I dont emotionally like them yet but I can think that they are a cute, fun person.
>>27625324
I will gut you with my hunting knife, anon.
>>27625371
I'll spank your monkey
>>27625371
Because everybody can pretend to be cute in a "fembot feels" thread. Its naive.
>>27625382
No George is good not bad.
>>27625390
I dont think a Chad would pretend to roleplay with a female he has never met or seen on 4chan.
>>27625401
No. But a 50 year old could.
>>27625366
You know nothing about me. Filter these threads if you don't like them, instead of wasting your time arguing with a "newfag" and a "normie"
>>27622877
Raging degeneracy
>>27625420
I have time to waste. Time to clean that place of the likes of you. Why dont you leave? Btw you started that bloody conversation.
>>27625410
I dont care if a 50 year old is playing games on the internet with me. Im in my mid 20s. Im still young but Im not afraid of the big bad old man. People should do what they enjoy no matter how old they are.
>>27625446
No wonder nobody likes you with that spineless opinion.
>>27625435
You're not doing shit by acting like a big baby and constantly bumping the thread
>>27625435
Meh. I won't argue with you because you're good at it and I'm tired. Have fun wasting your time. I still think you should just filter these threads, though.
>>27625488
Im not even that mad. How is someone good at arguing?
>>27622877
>all these replies
>how to know 4chan is filled with underage redditors
>>27625459
Why are you so mean. Just let people be happy.
You might as well just kill yourself if you arent going to do what you like.
Why cant older men be cute? They dont have to be sexually cute. They can just have a cute personality.
>>27625511
Youre using "cute" too much. Am i not cute? I like being mean. And i dont dare to kill myself yet.
>>27625503
I'm not mad either, just bored. I was told I was good when I was in the debate team. As long as you are able to rebut the opposing side without fail you can be considered good.
>>27625545
Oh. All i know is i like arguing. I like to bait my "friends" and random people into arguments. What group are you talking about? Was that a group in your primary school?
>>27625509
Right? That wasn't even a real girl. It was some nasty cunt from tumblr who sent me nudes. Lmao
>>27625532
You are not cute in fact youre pretty annoying. I dont like mean people because Im kind of a dom so I tend to find submissive people cute.
>>27625578
High school lol. Teacher said I was one of the best they've ever had. Baiting friends is difficult because if you reveal your power level you'll lose them all. Happened to me a few times. How do you bait strangers?
>>27625601
stop lying i know ur that girl....... pls marry me......
>>27625623
Not really strangers on the street more like those you get in contact with in shops and stuff. If it gets critical you can 360 and moonwalk out. Cant do that with friends.
>>27625666
You are worthless
Originally worthless
>>27625621
I like doms. But im more into gentle femdom not that nasty thing youre doing. But i thought you would find everything cute. What a disappointment not even here you have any guts.
>>27625701
Shut the fuck up cunt you are not cute so get over it.
I'm attracted to men but I think most of them are disgusting, rapists and pedophiles. I wish I was gay.
>>27624497
Hey brian ;^)
>>27625674
Funny how we went from arguing to this. Anyway, it's late where I am (10:32pm) Night Anon.
>>27625740
Damn grill calm those tatas. I guess i win that argument.
>>27625799
Good night man. May the force be with you.
Why are white Knights hitting on transfags, i thought r9k was more self aware than this...
>>27625800
Lol Im not really mad. George disappeared though so Im bored now.
>>27625771
Did you get diddled as a kiddie or something?
are there actual grills in this thread or is it just dudes?
>>27626077
only, like, dudes LMAO
>>27625896
No, but I've spent enough time on the Internet to know how fucked up men are. Not that women are much better, but at least the majority of women aren't pedophiles. I want a cute and sweet girlfriend, not some tainted degenerate.
>>27622877
You are so gorgeous
>>27622836
>mfw a female tries to act human around me
>>27622877
>average thighs
I dig the midriff tho
>>27626448
Not all men are that way, Anon. Sure, most of them are trash, but not because they're men, it's because they're human beings. Nice guys existI'm one of them, pls be my gf.
>>27624454
>Do none of y ou fucking retards understand you have to GO AFTER what you want.
Women don't have to do that, they just get to sit back and wait for guys to approach them, rejecting one after another until one meets her ridiculous standards.
So much for gender equality.
>>27623825
Confirmed for having never been around females, you don't have to be a slut just slightly prettier and/or skinnier. When you tell a normal young guy "she's a slut" he gets even more interested because of the prospect of an easy lay
>>27624794
oh please let her be white
>>27627084
>[email protected]
Location?
>>27627095
North Carolina, currently
>>27626718
Still trash either way. I've never had a friendship with a guy where he didn't end up asking me to sleep with him. Women are bullshit but at least they can be cute and sweet. I can't see a guy being sweet unless he was trying to get laid.
>>27627084
Seems like a good time to post this.
>>27627084
>Kelican
Thought you might have died by now.
Was hoping you'd have died by now.
>>27625676
Tfw no tumblr personal horny grill to talk to
>>27627138
Why would a guy be sweet to a girl unless he was either emotionally or sexually interested in her?
He'll be sweet to his mother and maybe his sister. He'll banter with a girl because she's just his friend.
He's not going to be sweet to his male friends, is he?
>>27624794
Rolling for a surprise gf.
>>27627984
>pornstar
Gross. No thanks.
>>27627172
this is pretty much impossible. robots who try talking to femanons have my respect.
pretending to be male, i felt like a dancing monkey trying to entertain them. i had to prove myself worthy of a conversation, and if you change subject to something that's not about them you get short/no replies. left me feeling like a desperate pathetic fuck. this happened with most femanons, not all.
>>27627956
Exactly. This is why I don't like men and find them usually repulsive. Women are more often sweet, gentle, and cute for reasons other than sexual gain. I know it's still rare. But when a woman smiles at me or is nice, I'm not disgusted that she just wants to sleep with me or is picturing me naked. Men are sick fucks.
>>27628548
>wanting sex, literally the most natural and instinctual thing in the universe, is "sick"
No, you are the sick fuck. You're the one who is weird, not everyone else.
>>27628548
That's a bit harsh, anon. It's just the way people are.
>sweet, gentle and cute
Those are feminine behaviours so they will be far more likely among women. You find them on some effeminate men. Try to talking to some of the traps and other feminine gays you sometimes find on /r9k/. They'll be sweet to you.
But it's just not really how men act and communicate. We'll talk politely and show manners when they want to have a proper conversation but I don't think you'll find many men who will act cute for you just because.
romance is dead and gone.
>>27628622
Typical male behaviour, attacking some imaginary statement I never made. You're probably a low iq pedophile.
>>27622836
femanon here, will actually be your friend
(subconsciously will compete with you to know who's prettier though)
Get the fuck off our board you fucking cunts.
>>27624794
Whynot, I hope it's a good one
>tfw you're a pretty girl
>it doesn't matter because I wasted my youth, shut in for years, and soon I'll be old and my looks will be as irrelevant as the rest of my life
>at least I can kill myself
>>27628906
want to be my dried up haggard gf?
>>27628548
>Women are more often sweet, gentle, and cute for reasons other than sexual gain.
Because you roasties made it to where the only men who get to reproduce are violent, aggressive alphas.
If you don't like the way men act, blame your mother and grandmother for mating with violent men while ignoring betas.
>>27628906
> I wasted my youth
how old?
>tfw want to get pregnant but don't want to have a baby
>>27628918
I'd be scared you would leave me for someone less haggard at any moment. I'd rather be alone than be left.
>>27628906
>at least i can kill myself
well statistically speaking you'll probably try something stupid like overdosing on prescription drugs and fail at least a few times
>>27628944
25, NEET since 18.
>>27628959
i'm not a chad, i don't have the ability to do that
PLS be my formerly pretty gf
>>27628955
Why not just get an abortion?
>tfw no babykilling gf
>>27628981
>25, NEET since 18.
That must mean you're still a virgin, right?
>>27628995
Abortion is awful and only bad people get them.
>>27628962
This, women are shit at killing themselves. They don't have to balls to blow their heads off.
>>27628981
That's not old.
>>27628955
Why not role-play? Unprotected sex and then wear one of those fake pregnant stomachs.
Or get into that inflation fetish. Might do serious damage to your body, though.
>>27628548
i'm kind to all my mates girlfriends and the thought of banging them not only destroys my cognitive fortitude but also disgusts.
seems like a poor attempt at validating your own ridiculous theory on why you are a lesbian tbqh senpai
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>>27628756
OP HERE PLZ RESPONT
[SPOILER] I CALLED DIBS YOU FAGGITS PUSH ON[/SPOILER]
>>27629020
>Abortion is awful and only bad people get them.
muh-h moral
>>27629069
You're only kind to them out of respect for your male friend who is already banging them. I'm not a lesbian, I just wish I was because I find men creepy and gross.
>>27628757
thisoriginao
I was out with my boyfriend and we bumped into a tall girl who he used to go to highschool with. I didn't know my boyfriend back in highschool so it was kind of cool to learn about his past. He made some small talk with her and they talked about what they are currently doing with their lives. She apologized to him about making fun of him for being short back in highschool. He's still short now. When she patted him on the shoulder while apologizing him, boyfriend had a very uncomfortable look on his face. After she left I asked him why he made a weird face and boyfriend confessed to me that she used to molest him back in highschool.
They used to be in anime club together and whenever no one was paying attention to them she would give him shoulder rubs or touch his thighs. One time when she was giving him a back rub, he told her 'you're molesting me' and she proceeded to start rubbing his crotch and said to him 'oh, I'm molesting you?" . My boyfriend was too shy to actually call her out because she was a popular girl at girl and didn't want to ruin her reputation.
>>27629215
if i were you i'd find that girl and start molesting her
and then you go full lesbo and leave your boyfriend for her
>tfw no evil looking boyfriend
>>27629215
That's not molesting. There was a big German kid that picked me up and penetrated my asshole on a badminton net. Your bf is just a beta that didn't want a handjob
>>27629181
nope. it's called being civilized.
>i find men creepy and gross
sorry, don't care.
